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A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

In my imagination during the episode, the fictional movie these guys were the main characters of was constantly having it's director changed. One moment it was a Lynch type confusing mess, one moment it was a John Waters type farce with gross dudes doing gross poo poo graphically , and most of the time, these guys were the main characters of a normal Woody Allen film.

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BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
I guess I'm messed up, since the weird sexual ones tend to be my favorite episodes.

Except the bug one. I think I've said that before.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
The only thing that really surprised me about this episode was that the contributor wasn't Montrith.

I guess after that first experience witnessing adult babies, and yeah the bug episode, everything else just seems tame in comparison. v:v:v

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Actually I think these guys are less disturbing than the doll fuckers. I guess I find personification of clearly inanimate objects less creepy than... whatever they did with the cruel parody of the human form called the Realdoll.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
You know, I'm glad it wasn't Montrith. I think she's seen too much already, it can't be healthy.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I really don't have sympathy for either of the mothers mentioned. I feel that they are mostly responsible for the teddy-loving behaviour described.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
I got sidetracked when Isfahan started singing Kyrie, but what I've heard so far hasn't really fazed me. I've said it a thousand times, and I'll say it again: listening to Lou Reads the Internet has made it so the FPlus stuff chosen for comedy doesn't really bother me.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It didn't shock me or anything, it just made me supes sad. Like, really legitimately sad. All these dudes whining about their moms taking their jizz riddled Carebear just made me think that at one point these people were babies, and their mothers most likely held them and had dreams and hopes for their son to be happy and successful.

And now he's 40 telling people that their mother taking their gently caress-bear away is theft.

edit: I really think it's the constant bitching about their moms that made me so bummed out. Like, the dollfuckers were funny because they just talked about loving to gently caress plastic, but these dudes gently caress teddybears, which is hilarious, but then they act like their mom telling them 'yea you can't be 30 in my house still and rape a stuffed animal' is some big problem.

sexpig by night fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 3, 2013

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

DoctorWhat posted:

Was that Squint doing the Lou impersonation at the end? Squint does the best impersonations and you should have him do his Otacon voice whenever appropriate.

Yeah, it was me. Really, though, you'd be surprised how difficult it is to work something Otacon is known for saying into the flow of commentary.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Squint posted:

Yeah, it was me. Really, though, you'd be surprised how difficult it is to work something Otacon is known for saying into the flow of commentary.

You gave us Metal Gear RAPS and left us wanting more.

In any case, do more impressions of various people and characters.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Wait wasn't there one guy on these forums who mentioned loving his little sister's teddy bear and letting her play with it?

fake edit: Aha, it was the Forums' own dogfucker Morally Inept:

Morally Inept posted:

Almost daily I would find an excuse to whack off. Even to the point that I would take my sisters stuffed bears and rip an ear off and in the bathroom hump the teddy bear in the ear and ejaculate in the head. After a while this made a pretty disgusting teddy bear that would crinkle with dried semen as my sister would try to play with it.

I guess a) at least he didn't gently caress it because it was a teddy bear, and b) it's slightly less disturbing than loving a dog.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

You guys mentioned that some people listen to the podcast as they fall asleep. I am one of those people. I downloaded the new episode knowing nothing about it and got into five minutes of the episode and fell asleep.

I had a pretty bad dream :stare: Only reason I'm posting about it here is because I don't have a ballpit account. One thing I remember from my dream was a stuffed something came in and did something with a knife. I don't remember more because that's probably my mind trying to protect me.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
Probably best to check if you have any extra holes in your body. Do you suddenly have a crudly cut vagina in your shoulder, for example?

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.

MyFaceBeHi posted:

crudly cut vagina in your shoulder

The worst typo :cry:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dirt Taco Scuba posted:

I had a pretty bad dream :stare: Only reason I'm posting about it here is because I don't have a ballpit account. One thing I remember from my dream was a stuffed something came in and did something with a knife. I don't remember more because that's probably my mind trying to protect me.
Lemon talked about the teddyfuckers using knives to, uh, modify their "lovers".

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Aug 26, 2015

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I too listen to the F Plus as I'm going to bed.

It's not the worst though, the worst is listening to it during work and having to answer 'what are you giggling about' with something other than 'this guy who fucks a teddy bear lives with his mother'.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

gently caress

gently caress

gently caress



e: lemon's exasperation summons portaxx this is best episode

Djeser fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Dec 9, 2013

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
It includes the guy who is "engaged" to Twilight!

It's as bad as it sounds! Why am I listening to this when I should be sleeping.

I DONT WANT TO SLEEP NOW! :gonk:

Edit: ok, I made it to about 50 minutes in and I'm done! I knew that bronies were weird but straight up telling one of the creators "hey, at least we don't jerk off to YOU" was enough for me to just call it a night!

Also, that should be the only way that Portaxx is in any of the episodes from now on!

MyFaceBeHi fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Dec 9, 2013

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I've wanted this my whole life.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Djeser posted:

gently caress

gently caress

gently caress



e: lemon's exasperation summons portaxx this is best episode

It had to happen.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
This is the stuff dreams nightmares are made of.

edit:

Mimetic posted:

Portaxx is back :neckbeard:

Afraid of Audio fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Dec 9, 2013

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
Portaxx is back :neckbeard:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I have a feeling that I'll be meeting My Little Sexually Inexperienced but Curious Dashie again in my dreams tonight. :negative:

And now that Portaxx is back (:holy:), I wonder if we'll get the story behind her hiatus.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
She was in the Clown podcast a month ago. Also, it's been said in this very thread there's no story to be told. Sometimes people just aren't available.

Anyway, I'm impressed you managed to find new depths of absurdity in this topic considering how thoroughly milked it's been all over the Internet.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Really? I don't think she was in that, and she's not listed as one of the readers. I just figured she was busy drawing dragons (rarr rarr).

It's sad that honestly I was prepared for most of the brony stuff. While there was some new stuff, a lot of it (tulpas and the guy who's married to Twilight Sparkle) is stuff I already know about. It was still a great episode, just less of a trip into terrifying unknowns like the clown episode.

However this whole post is just an excuse to post this from the NaNoWriMo episode's comments.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

steinrokkan posted:

She was in the Clown podcast a month ago. Also, it's been said in this very thread there's no story to be told. Sometimes people just aren't available.

That episode was the one that had been unedited since February. So while she was in another recent episode, it had still been a while since being available to record.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Sorry, I got it mixed up... She was in the incel one, which while being released more recently is actually quite old.

E: FB

Cat Planet
Jun 26, 2010

:420: :catdrugs: :420:
I do like how the F Plus has perfected the fat voice over the ages.

Hiro Protagonist
Oct 25, 2010

Last of the freelance hackers and
Greatest swordfighter in the world
Always good when Christmas comes early. Holy poo poo this is a good episode.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
This was the best episode and I'm sending it to everyone I know.

Rebochan
Feb 2, 2006

Take my evolution

Well. I was wondering when you guys would get to the Fetish Fuel wiki.

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
That's odd, I don't see Portaxx listed on the readers list.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
That'd spoil the surprise.

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe

Captain Capacitor posted:

That's odd, I don't see Portaxx listed on the readers list.

That doesn't cover readers from the void.

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
Wait does that mean Portaxx is just a tulpa for the rest of the ridiculists?

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

Captain Capacitor posted:

Wait does that mean Portaxx is just a tulpa for the rest of the ridiculists?

According to her Ridiculist bio "By day, Tal-Pass Portaxx draws cartoons..."

Tal-Pass, tulpa. I don't think this is a coincidence.

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

Was I the only one expecting the Dashie story to go in a completely different, even more disgusting direction? Somehow I don't think Bronies are above PI in their self-insert fanfics.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Maerlyn posted:

Was I the only one expecting the Dashie story to go in a completely different, even more disgusting direction? Somehow I don't think Bronies are above PI in their self-insert fanfics.

I feel like I should know this, but I don't. Against my better judgment, I have to ask, what does PI mean?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Whats hosed up is that I know someone who linked that "super sad story" Dashie or whatever on my facebook feed with the words: "I'M A BRONY I DON'T GIVE A gently caress THIS MADE ME CRY. I'M NOT ASHAMED!"




I promptly blocked him from my feed because what the gently caress man. (I know this person in real life too ugggggggggh)

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Ok, wanting to gently caress a MLP, I can understand. Kind of. We're human, we like to stick our dick in things. Even if that thing is not human and not real, it's still a universal concept.

But I do not understand that loving My Little Dashy story. It does not compute. Why would anyone write that. Why does it exist. WHY.

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