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Donkay NOoo posted:more importantly why is it so long, how much is there you can really say about it yeah i didn't know there were that many words about bending someone over? idk. it's not really a bizarre position or anything either. e: laughing my rear end off at the ghost thread tho ---------------- A Spider Covets fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Dec 10, 2013 |
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KirbyKhan posted:In reference to the Doggy Style trainwreck thread, what are the opinions from you flippity flap havers? I'm not opposed to it. No butt stuff though. By the way, everyone should read Wikipedia's articles on sex positions because the terminology they use is hilariously clinical. Wikipedia posted:The active partner may massage or stimulate the receiving partner's erogenous zones, such as the genitals, nipples, buttocks, or administer a playful spank to the buttocks;[6] the active partner may also introduce a sex toy, such as a dildo or vibrator, into the vagina or anus. The doggy position may be erotic or sexually provocative for participants.[7] "administer a playful spank to the buttocks" 
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I'm not opposed to it. No butt stuff though. Not all butt stuff is created equal
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I'm not opposed to it. No butt stuff though. Same, when girls have requested I do butt stuff I always have had to patiently explain why I'm not cool with doing that. Some young women I know had a great band back in Knoxville, called GUTLOCKER. Their best/most famous song was called "Get That Dick Out Of My rear end". They were rad. Oh wait it might be on YouTube... Well gently caress it looks like some lovely metal band has taken the name Gutlocker now, but here's one of the few clips of the REAL GUTLOCKER I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHcvZCBG3LQ
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Donkay NOoo posted:more importantly why is it so long, how much is there you can really say about it I think it's mostly turned into a thread to make fun of the OP rather than talk about the sex position anymore.
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ugh I looked at the last page of that buttsex thread and someone mentioned sounding that poo poo is hosed up, the thought makes me wince and I don't even have a dong who even comes up with that kind of thing, "yeah it sounds wicked awesome to jam rods up in my urethra hell yeah"
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Portals posted:ugh I looked at the last page of that buttsex thread and someone mentioned sounding Yeah I never got the Urethra people. That shits hosed up. Not sure what sounding is but it sounds bad. Do I want to know? Okay I'm going to go now its 4AM I got home after visiting parents. My PC still freezing  looks like the repair guys were completely wrong. I'm guessing my pc crap is either power related aka brownouts or my RAM is lovely.We'll find out more on wednesday. Declan MacManus posted:my school had therapy dogs for exam week I want this.
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Al Borland posted:Yeah I never got the Urethra people. That shits hosed up. Not sure what sounding is but it sounds bad. Do I want to know? Do you want to know about dudes sticking metal, plastic or glass(!) rods up their weiners? That's what sounding is. Over time they can move on to larger and larger sounding rods, stretching the hell out of their urethras. Eventually you might even be able to get a finger in there. This sounds like a thing that could interfere with maintaining the high pressure stream necessary to stand and pee without dribbling on things, but who knows.
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Angela Christine posted:Do you want to know about dudes sticking metal, plastic or glass(!) rods up their weiners? That's what sounding is. Over time they can move on to larger and larger sounding rods, stretching the hell out of their urethras. Eventually you might even be able to get a finger in there. This sounds like a thing that could interfere with maintaining the high pressure stream necessary to stand and pee without dribbling on things, but who knows. Wow, that sounds like a horrible and stupid thing to do! oh wait i'm supposed to be sex-pos wait nah
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I think ladies can do sounding as well, though I'm not sure why anyone would want to. I have my first snow day off from work today. I'm not going to sound anything, but I'm quite excited regardless. Crow Jane fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Dec 10, 2013 |
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Pick posted:Wow, that sounds like a horrible and stupid thing to do! You can still be sex-pos while being weird painful possibly body-ruining poo poo neg.
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Is it called sounding because of the screams?
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Surely this isn't a real thing that people do. Wouldn't they end up incontinent after a while?
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rocketpig posted:Surely this isn't a real thing that people do. Wouldn't they end up incontinent after a while? if there's one thing the old EMS stories megathread taught me, it's that if people can fit it in, it will go in the hole. no matter what "it" is. ----------------
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A Spider Covets posted:if there's one thing the old EMS stories megathread taught me, it's that if people can fit it in, it will go in the hole. no matter what "it" is. and sometimes if it doesn't fit they will make it fit this rarely ends up going well for anyone involved though
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A Spider Covets posted:if there's one thing the old EMS stories megathread taught me, it's that if people can fit it in, it will go in the hole. no matter what "it" is. Live electrical wires, slam and dunk.
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There are undoubtedly people who get off on incontinence. Didn't one of the EMS threads have a story about an old lady who's husband had been loving her urethra for decades, and she had no idea it was the wrong hole?
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Crow Jane posted:There are undoubtedly people who get off on incontinence. what but how would you... wouldn't it... wouldn't the husband... WHAT
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Women's Rights? posted:what I think she thought the pain was just a part of sex, she wasn't supposed to enjoy it after all.
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NOPE Pet the kitty 
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Crow Jane posted:There are undoubtedly people who get off on incontinence. I always thought that was an urban legend, I think I read about it in an old waiting room reader's digest once. And yes, it appears that incontinence fetishists maintain dozens of thriving communities 
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Carecat posted:NOPE What did the kitty do to deserve the Cone of Shame? I see a shaved leg, surgery? Is kitty okay?  It looks so fluffy i want to pet it but not if poor kitty is sick
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Cats legs look so weird and skinny when their fluff is gone, it's adorably pathetic. I'd also like to pet that cat. The urethra thing might be an urban legend, yeah.
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Carecat posted:NOPE koshka
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Carecat posted:NOPE poor kitty hurt its widdle leg  but what a fluffy tail, and such a handsome face  edit: my lovely grandad decided he can't be bothered to show up to my sister's wedding and even though he's a poo poo she's still sad about it
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My cats would just shake their heads like mad if you put this on them.
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Carecat posted:
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Women's Rights? posted:What did the kitty do to deserve the Cone of Shame? it was born
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Carecat posted:My cats would just shake their heads like mad if you put this on them. gently caress I'm dying here. Someone who can photoshop put dat catte into the MGM logo.
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Angela Christine posted:Do you want to know about dudes sticking metal, plastic or glass(!) rods up their weiners? That's what sounding is. Over time they can move on to larger and larger sounding rods, stretching the hell out of their urethras. Eventually you might even be able to get a finger in there. This sounds like a thing that could interfere with maintaining the high pressure stream necessary to stand and pee without dribbling on things, but who knows. Ugh, thats nasty. Why? Why do people do these things? Carecat posted:My cats would just shake their heads like mad if you put this on them. Is that your cat? That gif is amazing.
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i got attacked by a cat the other day i was walking innocently down the street when i heard this MROWR sound and something slammed into my leg, i was wearing boots so idk if it tried to claw me or not but it was a drat cat i was ready to be enraged but then i saw that it was one of those cats with a huge fluffy orange coat and a pushed-in dour face, and someone had shaved its entire body leaving only its head and tail resplendent tbh i'd attack strangers too if that happened to me, so i forgave it and left peacefully
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once when i was outside as a little girl someone was walking their chow chow that had its fur in a lion cut and i thought it was an actual lion and i ran inside and cried lion cuts are mentally scarring for everyone stimulated emission fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Dec 10, 2013 |
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Chiba City Blues posted:once when i was outside as a little girl someone was walking their chow chow that had its fur in a lion cut and i thought it was an actual lion and i ran inside and cried Aww chow chows are so adorable too.
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Gyre posted:dat catte 
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Avshalom posted:i got attacked by a cat the other day I want to give my cat this haircut so bad. She has a perfect floofy mane for it. Except the tail, she doesn't have a tail.
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Gyre posted:gently caress I'm dying here. Someone who can photoshop put dat catte into the MGM logo. 
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that gif is exactly what i needed after reading about a texas judge popping a boner while beating his daughter. thanks, ladygoon thread. thlgthread
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