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Writer Cath posted:Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I assure you my heart his breaking. AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA WRITER CATH MADE A TYPO! DID YOU ALL SEE IT!?!?! How come nobody's laughing.....
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Writer Cath posted:Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I assure you my heart his breaking. Just sign this form, and the money will be yours. Mwwwhahahahaha. Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Jerusalem did today.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:13 |
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Jerusalem posted:AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA WRITER CATH MADE A TYPO! DID YOU ALL SEE IT!?!?! What's that extra B for?
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:14 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Just sign this form, and the money will be yours. Mwwwhahahahaha. But Catchr, I haven't quoted anything funny t-
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:20 |
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Jerusalem posted:But Catchr, I haven't quoted anything funny t- shut up
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:26 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:shut up Sure was a nice secret thread we had going there for awhile.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:44 |
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Spiffster posted:Come here...Xena... needs... Xex! Xex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:09 |
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Writer Cath posted:Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I assure you my heart his breaking. Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:14 |
That's not me, I used a Stunt Butt
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:16 |
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:20 |
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I'm just reading up on.... artillery.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:22 |
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What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeeeex!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:45 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm just reading up on.... artillery.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 02:25 |
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SPONGE?!! Does this look like something a sponge would do?!!?!?! I'll show him who's a sponge...
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 02:46 |
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Teddybear posted:Have the Berenstein Bears killed. Gee, Homi, it's not very nice to maul Ranger Ned.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 02:58 |
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Jerusalem posted:AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA WRITER CATH MADE A TYPO! DID YOU ALL SEE IT!?!?! Stay out of Riverdale!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:17 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:SPONGE?!! Does this look like something a sponge would do?!!?!?! I'd kill you if I had my gun!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:23 |
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Everything Counts posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! Yeah, well, ya don't.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:31 |
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Thanks Benevenstanciano
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:31 |
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:38 |
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I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:05 |
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Hogburto posted:I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer. Thank you, come again!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:10 |
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The SituAsian posted:Thanks Benevenstanciano Molto Bene
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 05:01 |
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Root Bear posted:Molto Bene Mmm... organized crime...
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:08 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mmm... organized crime... The only thing going on there is a lot of male bonding.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:10 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mmm... organized crime... I believe you were done a favor by our, how shall I say, mafia crime syndicate.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:24 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I believe you were done a favor by our, how shall I say, mafia crime syndicate. Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder?
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:38 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder? In those words? ...yes.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:42 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The only thing going on there is a lot of male bonding. Something about a bunch of Goons alone together in the thread... seems kinda gay.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:45 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder? There are too many posters nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:52 |
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Embiggen posted:Dear Moderators, I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh... I have a horsey.... neigh.... neigh.... Its eyes should be telescopes! No, periscopes! No, microscopes!
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer".
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. I am not a crackpot.
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. When I read your thread, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at TVIV.
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Striking Yak posted:Its eyes should be telescopes! No, periscopes! No, microscopes! You know those guitars that are like... double guitars? [APPROVED]
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 15:46 |
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Deviant posted:I am not a crackpot. Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you. Shut up!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 15:50 |
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Embiggen posted:P.S. I am not a crackpot. Deviant posted:I am not a crackpot. Dear valued goon, thank you for taking an interest in The Simpsons Quote Thread. Attached to this post is a screenshot of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore to add to your collection. In regards to your specific quotes about the thread, our research shows that one goon cannot make a difference, no matter how big a crackpot they are, so let me close by saying...
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 16:05 |
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Jerusalem posted:Dear valued goon, thank you for taking an interest in The Simpsons Quote Thread. Attached to this post is a screenshot of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore to add to your collection. In regards to your specific quotes about the thread, our research shows that one goon cannot make a difference, no matter how big a crackpot they are, so let me close by saying... ...And the horse you rode in on!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONE CRACKPOT CAN DO!
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