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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




G.I. Jaw posted:

>Take key to Rooms 3, 5, and 7
>Call police on motel phone to report murder, claim you witnessed tenants in Room 1 commit the crime
>Take Susie to Room 7 and attempt to comfort her

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fartmaster posted:

> Retrieve axe, ignore keys. Recreate scene from The Shining on ALL doors. Apologize to the people that aren't Bob.

I said we should say "Hereees Brony / Pony"

blanktester
Aug 28, 2012

Also I saw my hand on blood lying on the ground, and I saw someone with device's like pile bunker and grind with evil smile

Fartmaster posted:

> Retrieve axe, ignore keys. Recreate scene from The Shining on ALL doors. Apologize to the people that aren't Bob.

This, then >When Bob is found, throw axe directly at Bob's forehead and lodge it firmly in his cranium while shouting "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!"

Romes
Jun 18, 2003

G.I. Jaw posted:

>Take key to Rooms 3, 5, and 7
>Call police on motel phone to report murder, claim you witnessed tenants in Room 1 commit the crime
>Take Susie to Room 7 and attempt to comfort her

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

G.I. Jaw posted:

>Take key to Rooms 3, 5, and 7
>Call police on motel phone to report murder, claim you witnessed tenants in Room 1 commit the crime
>Take Susie to Room 7 and attempt to comfort her

i brought sauce
May 5, 2006

Look it's Cthulhu! Yay Cthulhu! Everybody do the Cthulhu fingers!

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

This is way better than whatever murder-reporting bullshit y'all are voting for.

655321
Mar 25, 2004

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Old habits die hard. The remaining pony bits inside bob are allowing him to sense the presence of his piece of poo poo brony son. He must be eliminated.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

We all want this, but Heath is gone man :smith:

655321
Mar 25, 2004

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.


Absolutely. Byron has what he needs to escape and let's be honest, this is the most father-son interaction they've ever had, so, it's like, their thing.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

obviously if this happens it's going to end in a piss, poo poo and jizz off if previous selections were any indication

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

> Insert second controller and press start, letting player 2 control the babysitter

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i hope bob turns out to be bryon's step dad because then this is basically hamlet and susie is ophelia

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
His name is loving Byron

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Protagonist posted:

His name is loving Byron

Not anymore. He is Clopper Hoof! Ponydin of The Unicorn Princess!

E:

I'm slightly ashamed of how well pony and paladin merged together there.

Cheap Vodka
Nov 4, 2008

COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CALIBRATION.

mr.capps posted:

i hope bob turns out to be bryon's step dad because then this is basically hamlet and susie is ophelia

>use axe to remove Moe's skull and recite the 'alas poor Yorick' speech

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

G.I. Jaw posted:

>Take key to Rooms 3, 5, and 7
>Call police on motel phone to report murder, claim you witnessed tenants in Room 1 commit the crime
>Take Susie to Room 7 and attempt to comfort her

take the axe first

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
>Cut off Moe's head. Take it with you to Room 1. Knock.
>Switch back to bob, starting from when Ballsac and bob's wife arrived with him at the motel.

Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Dec 11, 2013

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Anyone have a link to the satan one of these? I can't seem to find it anymore. And any other in this style of thread.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Acid Haze posted:

>Cut off Moe's head penis. Take it with you to Room 1. Knock.
>Switch back to bob, starting from when Ballsac and bob's wife arrived with him at the motel.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
>Switch to Susie

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


>conquer

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

The Protagonist posted:

His name is loving Byron

if you switch some letters around, BYRON becomes BRONY

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Milky Moor posted:

if you switch some letters around, BYRON becomes BRONY

:ssh:It's a meta-joke from the previous game with loving BEALZ:ssh:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Philosopher King posted:

Anyone have a link to the satan one of these? I can't seem to find it anymore. And any other in this style of thread.

It should be in the Comedy Goldmine subforum now.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Philosopher King posted:

Anyone have a link to the satan one of these? I can't seem to find it anymore. And any other in this style of thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581840

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Rest In Peace Moe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI&t=8s

naem
May 29, 2011

Is Byron still wearing the pee soaked bandana lol

This is magical

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
There will be no Bob tonight.

If someone wants to be a cool kid goon they can tally up the votes so far for me to make it easier tomorrow. I'm a lazy OP.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
100% of goons want to witch to Moe i just counted

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Rip in peace Moe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAk-f-p6qc

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

100% of goons want to witch to Moe i just counted

> use witchcraft to raise Moe from the dead and into your first undead revenge thrall.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

goon spotted in the comments section

BV
Oct 23, 2005

NO ITS FUNNY. FUCK YOU. TIA
I really wanted Bob to just have a nice evening with his wife and say some nice things :(

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BV posted:

I really wanted Bob to just have a nice evening with his wife and say some nice things :(

So did atma

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

BV posted:

I really wanted Bob to just have a nice evening with his wife and say some nice things :(

It's certainly a memorable night out!

Peach Pusher
Apr 15, 2003

You're Armpit
>Replace Moe behind counter. Start career

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
>Begin exciting new career in necrophilia with Moe.

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