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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pick posted:

There's something to be said for getting really energized and then going out into the darkness and exsanguinating goats

GOAT SUCKER!

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
where's a vendagoat when you need one

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stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

VendaGoat posted:

GOAT SUCKER!

okay vendagoat i have to ask, what was with the period of time where you racked up a buncha autobans
i'm super curious i hope this doesn't pry too much into your personal life :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sorry, but that's the best answer you're going to get.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I got a date myself :rms: with a test that will determine my future :getin:

never noticed before that there were two different getin frog emotes, that's kinda dumb

also daikatana is it a school test or an std test

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

oh my gosh my big date is tomorrow :ohdear:

:allears: Can't wait it will light my lovely day up I'm sure!

Also how long until they put a penis inside their penis? I see this happening soon.

Portals posted:

never noticed before that there were two different getin frog emotes, that's kinda dumb

also daikatana is it a school test or an std test

I bet its both.

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

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VendaGoat posted:

Sorry, but that's the best answer you're going to get.

that's kinda cute in a dumn way

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

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Pick posted:

oh my gosh my big date is tomorrow :ohdear:

dates are loving hard

heloo friends i am goobeldygoat and I am very drunk at 5 in the evening to ignore the fact the being a lesbian is hard.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
If The L Word has taught me anything, it's that being a lesbian involves not working very much and having lots of hand sex.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
gettin pretty fuckin goaty in this thread

Revener
Aug 25, 2007

by angerbeet
i forget is pick that really awkward ugly one or the fat oblivious one?

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

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Crow Jane posted:

If The L Word has taught me anything, it's that being a lesbian involves not working very much and having lots of hand sex.

yeah pretty much except this all happends in our heads because lol lesbians only live under rocks and scatter like coackroaches if you spooke em

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

gobbledygoat posted:

yeah pretty much except this all happends in our heads because lol lesbians only live under rocks and scatter like coackroaches if you spooke em

That doesn't sound anything like either the lesbians or the cockroaches I've encountered

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Revener posted:

i forget is pick that really awkward ugly one or the fat oblivious one?
those are both me

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Revener posted:

i forget is pick that really awkward ugly one or the fat oblivious one?
Be nice.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ask Farmer Crack-rear end :c00l:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Avshalom posted:

those are both me

Don't put yourself down, that glamor shot you posted a few days ago was beautiful.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Revener posted:

i forget is pick that really awkward ugly one or the fat oblivious one?

pick is the one who's house is full of dead animals

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Portals posted:

never noticed before that there were two different getin frog emotes, that's kinda dumb

also daikatana is it a school test or an std test

haters gon hate!!! :coffee:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

pick is the one who's house is full of dead animals

several are alive

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
im the fat oblivious one get it right

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Pick posted:

several are alive

The Most Dangerous Game
a true story???

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

AriadneThread posted:

The Most Dangerous Game

Jai alai?

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

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Crow Jane posted:

That doesn't sound anything like either the lesbians or the cockroaches I've encountered

vancuver is not a nive city

Revener
Aug 25, 2007

by angerbeet

Sabel posted:

Be nice.

shucks

edit: but seriously??

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

we're all a little awkwardly oblivious here

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Donkay NOoo posted:

we're all a little awkwardly oblivious here

That's just our feminine mystique

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

That's just our feminine mystique

*eats bowl of instant mashed potatoes for dinner*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Portals posted:

*eats bowl of instant mashed potatoes for dinner*

this is possibly the least feminine thing possible

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this is possibly the least feminine thing possible

Slim Jims.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Portals posted:

*eats bowl of instant mashed potatoes for dinner*

drat

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Crow Jane posted:

Slim Jims.

Slim Jim's are phallic at least. Insta mash is just... gently caress it's perfect.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

KirbyKhan posted:

Slim Jim's are phallic at least. Insta mash is just... gently caress it's perfect.

Were instant mashed potatoes ever advertised by pro wrestlers, though?

Tokyo Incident
Nov 1, 2011

relax
I used to eat mashed potatoes+ketchup exclusively as a kid and hell, I'm still here arent I.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I hear they sell it at some 7-11s now?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You can eat mashed potatoes--wait for it--out of waffle cones.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
drizzle some gravy on it like chocolate syrup

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

pixelbaron posted:

drizzle some gravy on it like chocolate syrup

aare we talking about directing porn or talking about mashed potatoes now im confused questionmark

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
make sure to dolly zoom on the cumshot

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
for dinner i had steak and oven roasted potatoes with garlic and a hint of nutmeg

and a bottle of oatmeal stout

get it together girls

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