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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jet Ready Go posted:

I'm betting its the daughter.

"Haha! I got away!"

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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Woebin posted:

I thought these were cool as hell so I had to find the source. Here. Slightly more :nws: than the Imgur link as the British lady's nipples aren't cropped out in the original.

Holy poo poo, this site is a goldmine.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ninja Gamer posted:

Thank for this. I have no idea what happened to my copy of the issue my mother and brother appeared in.

Elaborate.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Wow that took me way too long to figure out how to pronounce

Znae
Aug 13, 2009

Eviscerating that man on the operating table isn't that big a deal, just go back to medical school real quick and give it another shot.

ILL ON PZONES posted:

How about sexy Frankenstein?



(Not a photoshop. This is a real movie that human beings made.)

The world's tiniest Frankenstein.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ImpAtom posted:

They are. Comcast has a lot of stuff like that.

Almost makes up for everything else they do.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.




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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
He sure is an actor. What am I missing?

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

mng posted:

He sure is an actor. What am I missing?

Aliens.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


I need everdaed for this so much right now...

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Inco posted:

Aliens.

oh :doh:

Ninja Gamer
Nov 3, 2004

Through howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!

Phlegmish posted:

Elaborate.



A couple decades ago, my parents knew somebody who was a photographer for the Weekly World News and he asked them if they would be interested in doing photo shoot for an up coming story. My dad wasn't interested so we had another friend stand in for him. My brother was closer in age to the kid in the story, so his photo was used instead of mine.

http://books.google.com/books?id=zvEDAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA19&dq=%22teddy%20bear%22%20grave&pg=PA19#v=onepage&q&f=false

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:allears: nothing makes my day like someone putting effort into their wifi name.

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Inco posted:

Aliens.

There I was looking for a Bill Pullman joke in there somewhere.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Ninja Gamer posted:

A couple decades ago, my parents knew somebody who was a photographer for the Weekly World News and he asked them if they would be interested in doing photo shoot for an up coming story. My dad wasn't interested so we had another friend stand in for him. My brother was closer in age to the kid in the story, so his photo was used instead of mine.

http://books.google.com/books?id=zvEDAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA19&dq=%22teddy%20bear%22%20grave&pg=PA19#v=onepage&q&f=false

__________/

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Xenohorse ?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fozaldo posted:

Xenohorse ?
Horsception.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

We haven't had any bad taxidermy in a while






Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

IUG posted:

That looks nothing like what you think it is. You people made goatse tedious.

Fine, here's a rental company logo

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Moon Potato posted:

We haven't had any bad taxidermy in a while








I prefer to think of these as really good taxidermy of really horrible animals.

tehspiekguy
Aug 13, 2002
Press X to flip tehspiekguy

Fishstick posted:

Fine, here's a rental company logo



I'm laughing harder at "Huurwagens" than the logo because I read it as "HURRR, wagons!" :downs:

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

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tehspiekguy posted:

I'm laughing harder at "Huurwagens" than the logo because I read it as "HURRR, wagons!" :downs:

I'm guessing the place names below are funny to an english speaker too :sparkles:.

Otcho
May 4, 2012

tehspiekguy posted:

I'm laughing harder at "Huurwagens" than the logo because I read it as "HURRR, wagons!" :downs:

As a native Dutch speaker living in Germany, I face this joke every day. Only here it becomes "whore cars"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Fishstick posted:

I'm guessing the place names below are funny to an english speaker too :sparkles:.

My town is on there.

What is the medical term for people who see goatse everywhere?

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Otcho posted:

As a native Dutch speaker living in Germany, I face this joke every day. Only here it becomes "whore cars"

They deliver workers to Sex_drive-ins?

Phlegmish posted:

What is the medical term for people who see goatse everywhere?

Prolapsopagnosia.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Phlegmish posted:

My town is on there.

What is the medical term for people who see goatse everywhere?

Goon.

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Forgall posted:

Prolapsopagnosia.

:golfclap:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Forgall posted:

Prolapsopagnosia.

We have a name and a diagnosis, now all we need is for Dr. Oliver Sacks to write an article about it.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
That's some fine nightmare fuel you have there.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Like I said on the last page, I just got put on some weird lists man.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Blistex posted:

That's some fine nightmare fuel you have there.

My friends and I recently exchanged gifts. I got him a custom Niclas Cage mousepad, he got me this.



He won this round.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

We have a name and a diagnosis, now all we need is for Dr. Oliver Sacks to write an article about it.

"The Man Who Mistook His Wife For An Anus".

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"The Man Who Mistook His Wife For An Anus".

"The men who stare at Goatse"

Noggahide
May 16, 2009
I am a piece of shit retard

Bad Wolf posted:

"The men who stare at Goatse"

:tipshat: Dammit man! That caught me so off guard and I laughed so hard that I shot coffee out of my nose and now I'm looking for where I hid the monitor wipes.

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


yeah, right... "monitor wipes"

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