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Spiffster posted:...And the horse you rode in on!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONE CRACKPOT CAN DO! But what can I do? I'm only... ...one man.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 16:59 |
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Jerusalem posted:Dear valued goon, thank you for taking an interest in The Simpsons Quote Thread. Attached to this post is a screenshot of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore to add to your collection. In regards to your specific quotes about the thread, our research shows that one goon cannot make a difference, no matter how big a crackpot they are, so let me close by saying... Don't do that! Don't DO that!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 17:47 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
To enter, send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to...
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:03 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:28 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. Do not be alarmed. Continue quoting naked. Come on, continue. Come on. Ohh. CharlieFoxtrot, fire the tear gas.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:48 |
BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. Blooddesk... a masterquoter... or just some goon with his pants down...
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:06 |
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Spiffster posted:...And the horse you rode in on!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONE CRACKPOT CAN DO! There's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:09 |
IMJack posted:There's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson I'm better than Okay... I'm Homer Simpson!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:14 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Do not be alarmed. Continue quoting naked. One squirt and you're south of the border!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:24 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:One squirt and you're south of the border!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:12 |
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I'm leaving you in the hands of my good friend, Moneypenny Dreadful. Now here's Moneypenny Dreadful.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:17 |
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Now my good Moneypenny, what do you like to play? POKEYMON!!!?? Pokeymon with the Pokey and the Man and the thing where the guy comes out, and he farr rarw rarw farr rarw rawr!
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:19 |
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Elfface posted:I'm leaving you in the hands of my good friend, You will be assessed the full fine plus a small-large lateness fee.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:36 |
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Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve-GRABOWSKI.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 21:36 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Now my good Moneypenny, what do you like to play? Isn't that the cartoon that causes seizures?
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 22:32 |
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They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 23:07 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight. Furious George! Oh, what have they done to you!? IMJack, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 23:47 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight. Thrust! Parry! Stabstabstabstab! Ooh, he ain't pretty no more.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:50 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Thrust! Parry! Stabstabstabstab! Don't worry, I'm not a stabbing goon, I'm a singing goon!
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:52 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't worry, I'm not a stabbing goon, I'm a singing goon! Nothing beats the goony life Stabbin' folks with my goony knife...
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:57 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve-GRABOWSKI. Oh, any place sounds awful if you just focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 03:52 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight. Or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... And it goes on like this.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 04:47 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Nothing beats the goony life I want... peas.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 04:56 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Nothing beats the goony life That's not a knife. That's a spoon.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 05:46 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder? I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.'' Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 06:56 |
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Writer Cath posted:I want... peas. It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:07 |
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Do over Ham posted:Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line... Do over Ham, you tested positive for crack and PCP.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:14 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do over Ham, you tested positive for crack and PCP. This tastes like Grandma.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:20 |
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Do over Ham posted:I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.'' uhh well that could be any mayor
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 08:23 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
... Oh, uh... Barney.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 08:33 |
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Do over Ham posted:... Oh, uh... Barney. We love him, he loves we, we're The Leader's family...
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:05 |
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♫ Two plus two is four, ♫ two plus two is four, ♫ two plus two is four, ...
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:54 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
RF? Is it time for another shipment already?
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 14:03 |
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Frink posted:♫ Two plus two is four, Heheheheh...I can see why this post is so popular.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 14:35 |
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Frink posted:♫ Two plus two is four, ♫ One, two, tie your shoe. ♫ Three, four, pick up the floor. ♫ Five, six, don't play tricks. ♫ Seven, eight, clean your plate. ♫ Nine, ten, start over again! *deep breath* ♫ One, two, tie your shoe...
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 15:21 |
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Deviant posted:
Well did you make funny faces? Did you jiggle your keys?
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:23 |
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Elephants don't have keys.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:42 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Elephants don't have keys. Then I'll just keep these.
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:44 |
MondayHotDog posted:Then I'll just keep these. Either way, I'm sure it'll make a grand piano!
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:47 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Then I'll just keep these. That wasn't part of our deal, MondayHotDog! That wasn't part of our deal!
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:49 |