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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ronald has got good pr people now I think cause I really like him.
I fear the day neymar discovers this company.

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Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

Polidoro posted:

I thought Scottish people were well hard... was I wrong?
It's pretty outdated. These days we rely on Scott Brown to do all the bruiser work for the SMNT because noone else can.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Ronald has got good pr people now I think cause I really like him.
I fear the day neymar discovers this company.

Also good traps and lats and bone structure which Failmar will never find.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Regular Scots are well hard; their sportsmen are a bunch of fannies though. Whether it be a southern hemisphere team wiping their jock straps all over their heads at Murrayfield, Scotland being mugged at football or Andy Murray being Nadal and Djok's whipping boy in any tournament other than Wimbledon, you can basically gurantee yourself somewhere someone Scottish is being bummed in an embarrassing manner.

dox
Mar 4, 2006

Shrapnac posted:

Signal boosting this. Neymar is a beta bitch who can only beat up on :lol:Spanish/Brazilian defenders and Scotland:lol:

What if he does it against the mighty English?

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Actually Ronaldo has been playing "in Europe" all his life and scored 2 goals in his league debut when he was only 17, while Neymar was only deemed good enough to move to Europe when he was 21. He also has a much better body than Neymar, who's skinny, emaciated and has no muscles. Maybe you weren't aware but we don't enjoy the presence of trolls around here, so if you would kindly fly away. Thank You.

Did I need to say "in the champions league"? I didn't realize the fact he didn't move over as a child or is of smaller stature was a troll determinant.

They are both unlikable to plenty

dox fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Dec 13, 2013

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Shrapnac posted:

Signal boosting this. Neymar is a beta bitch who can only beat up on :lol:Spanish/Brazilian defenders and Scotland:lol:

Cristiano Ronaldo is an even bigger beta bitch who had to pay some woman to have his child and who has been owned by an Argentinian midget for the past five years.

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

How is the 6-1 loss affecting sales of the Neil Lennon calendar?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Does anyone have video of Ronaldo lifting. His neck is stunning. I think he must do a ton of overhead press.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

vaginal culture posted:

Does anyone have video of Ronaldo lifting. His neck is stunning. I think he must do a ton of hgh.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


HGH also makes your gut distend, and if you've seen Ronaldo's abs, phwoar my friend just phwoar, no hgh distention.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Tren!!!!

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Shrapnac posted:

HGH also makes your gut distend, and if you've seen Ronaldo's abs, phwoar my friend just phwoar, no hgh distention.

Woah there bud. Check out these mid-60s HGH-built abs.

Also to bring it back to football reminder Stallone helped win himself and his fellow allied prisoners freedom by continuing America's tradition of producing quality keepers

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Every kit in that match was amazing.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Shrapnac posted:

HGH also makes your gut distend, and if you've seen Ronaldo's abs, phwoar my friend just phwoar, no hgh distention.

That gut you see in bodybuilders is from insulin growth factor not HGH, from what I've heard

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vaginal culture posted:

That gut you see in bodybuilders is from insulin growth factor not HGH, from what I've heard

I've heard things too tom and they all point to rampant HGH and insulin abuse which makes your gut distend while shreadding the gently caress out of you so you could be the first fat guy with a 12 pack that's not beer.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

I'd love to batter neymar me.

How would you cook him after that? haha

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

clearly eyeing up the ankle and then looking away as soon as he stamps so he can try and say he was watching the ball, that's a pro level naughty challenge right there, a solid 8/10

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JmggGVav8

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

This is the trippiest thing I have ever seen.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
In our next episode, watch as the beast has his perinium excoriated with wire wool while watching a VHS of his childhood pet being put to sleep.

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

Sadists over at White Hart Lane

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

greg...

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YWbVxxW4IU

:allears:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


ahahahh hes so loving German

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Cholo Someone, what a player-

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Maybe he's related to Craig Noone?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008


Pest fishes from ze cold Munich, Hauptstadt der Bewegung! :hitler:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXCZjmwoTU

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Loddar would be proud.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I love it OP. From the cold Munich.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



Did the Klinsmann slide afterwards too :allears:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2FKm4eX64o

:shepface:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



gently caress yeah. I had that goddamn jumper.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012


not a shop

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Barca are getting €5m per year for that hahaha, Sandro Rossell is a shrewd businessman.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Will players be forced to lift their shirts when celebrating? What does Qatar Airways think about that?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

Will players be forced to lift their shirts when celebrating? What does Qatar Airways think about that?

Lol,the Intel woman who was there said something like that, I'm guessing we'll see the logo when players miss an easy chance which is when they usually cover their faces with the shirts.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Polidoro posted:

Will players be forced to lift their shirts when celebrating? What does Qatar Airways think about that?

As you can clearly see its possible to lift it so that both sponsors are visible

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