The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

We're going to see an R rated movie. It's called Barton Fink!

NAKED LUNCH

# ? Dec 14, 2013 02:19

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# ? May 21, 2024 03:18

Embiggen: Jan 12, 2011

mrfart posted:

Everything Counts, please!
There'll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.

Hey! That's a pretty sorry lookin' wagon you got there, mister.

I reckon it could use a... coat of paint. :clint:

# ? Dec 14, 2013 03:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Embiggen posted:

Hey! That's a pretty sorry lookin' wagon you got there, mister.

I reckon it could use a... coat of paint.

Wait, wait, wait: here comes MondayHotDog. Thank God, he's always drunk and violent!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 04:02

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait, wait, wait: here comes MondayHotDog. Thank God, he's always drunk and violent!

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy... Surly!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 04:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

NAKED LUNCH

I kind of want a cigarette.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 04:25

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait, wait, wait: here comes MondayHotDog. Thank God, he's always drunk and violent!

You make me wanna RETCH!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 05:10

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

You make me wanna RETCH!

You've said that about all the presents.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 05:32

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

NAKED LUNCH

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 05:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Crackerman posted:

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 05:58

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

TRAB PU KCIP!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 06:42

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Anyone know the episode where Bart repeatedly touches a hot pan or stove and keeps going ow. Basically the showing that Bart can't learn from mistakes or something.

Been trying to find a youtube clip of it and having no luck.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 06:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Raged posted:

Anyone know the episode where Bart repeatedly touches a hot pan or stove and keeps going ow. Basically the showing that Bart can't learn from mistakes or something.

Been trying to find a youtube clip of it and having no luck.

I think you're thinking of season 4's Duffless, where Lisa does a science project to see if Bart is dumber than a hamster, and sets up an electrified cupcake that he won't stop trying to grab. It lead to this amazing reference to A Clockwork Orange:

# ? Dec 14, 2013 06:56

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Jerusalem posted:

I think you're thinking of season 4's Duffless, where Lisa does a science project to see if Bart is dumber than a hamster, and sets up an electrified cupcake that he won't stop trying to grab. It lead to this amazing reference to A Clockwork Orange:

That's it. Thanks a lot!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 07:09

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

You make me wanna RETCH!

You STINK! You and your whole lousy operations STINKS! I quit!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 09:15

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You STINK! You and your whole lousy operations STINKS! I quit!

Yes, Mr. Drink-Mix, everything stinks.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 09:38

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I think you're thinking of season 4's Duffless, where Lisa does a science project to see if Bart is dumber than a hamster, and sets up an electrified cupcake that he won't stop trying to grab. It lead to this amazing reference to A Clockwork Orange:

NNNEEEEEEERRD!

VVVVV Hey buddy, did you get a load of the nerd? :haw:

VVVVV

# ? Dec 14, 2013 11:09

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Root Bear posted:

You make me wanna RETCH!

So I said, I don't know who's got it, YA BALONEY!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 11:14

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You STINK! You and your whole lousy operations STINKS! I quit!

Dear Mr Drink-Mix Man

I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great.

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 12:13

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Wow... we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny and blurry... just like the inside of a cataract.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 12:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Striking Yak posted:

NNNEEEEEEERRD!

I'm not a nerd! :mad:

....nerds are smart.... :smith:

# ? Dec 14, 2013 13:28

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not a nerd!

....nerds are smart....

You know, you misspelled `confession'.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 13:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

mrfart posted:

You know, you misspelled `confession'.

Weiner is an acceptable ethnic variant. :ohdear:

# ? Dec 14, 2013 13:59

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not a nerd!

I'm more of a well-wisher in that I don't wish you any.... specific harm

# ? Dec 14, 2013 14:14

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

I'm more of a well-wisher in that I don't wish you any.... specific harm

Skeesix, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 14:54

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Jorghnassen posted:

Wow... we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny and blurry... just like the inside of a cataract.

Jorghnassen, are you licking toads!?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 15:44

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Deviant, are you just holding on to the can?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 17:47

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 18:41

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

That�s drat fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And drat fine cherry pie.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 18:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait, wait, wait: here comes MondayHotDog. Thank God, he's always drunk and violent!

Could you... hand me some.. peanuts... Charlie...

No, not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom...

# ? Dec 14, 2013 19:08

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Could you... hand me some.. peanuts... Charlie...

No, not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom...

FREE THE QUOTE THREAD TWO!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 19:16

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

Skeesix, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.

Tell my wife my last thought were of her...

Blinding and torturing Mister Kingdom

# ? Dec 14, 2013 19:33

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

Deviant, are you just holding on to the can?

Her sweet, sweet can.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 20:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Crackerman posted:

FREE THE QUOTE THREAD TWO!

Oh I almost forgot, while I was at the courthouse I had them change your name to Chesty LaRue.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 20:49

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Hooty McBoob it is!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 20:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

Her sweet, sweet can.

Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here. :smuggo:

# ? Dec 14, 2013 21:26

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here.

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts

# ? Dec 14, 2013 21:41

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here.

Oh, get away, you. ;-*

# ? Dec 14, 2013 22:19

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Crackerman posted:

FREE THE QUOTE THREAD TWO!

They seem to entertain your dad.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 22:22

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

They seem to entertain your dad.

My father was the most respected person in the TV IV subforum of Something Awful. People would come for miles around to ask his advice.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 23:03

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# ? May 21, 2024 03:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Technogeek posted:

My father was the most respected person in the TV IV subforum of Something Awful. People would come for miles around to ask his advice.

Should I buy a Chrysler?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 23:08

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