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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

VanSandman posted:

yes. ears too.

Can you take a close up of a puppy face

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Can you take a close up of a puppy face

yes
maybe

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fabulist posted:

I just had an acquaintance on Facebook tell me that cramping during periods is entirely psychosomatic. A lady acquaintance. This was obviously a pet thing of hers, I mentioned I was tired and she asked if I 'thought' it was because I was bleeding (thankfully, all via PM). I said yes and she went on a rant about how it's a collective hallucination, because society teaches us to expect cramps.

I pointed out I'd never had any cramping to speak of until after I had my kid, and she said "oh, that's not cramping, that's your uterus dealing with the giant scar you let them leave in it." I gave up and blocked her instead of asking if I should have let my son continue to hang out in there with a drastically lowered heart rate, because I know her answer would have been 'yes' even though he would have died or suffered brain damage if I'd insisted on continuing to try and birth naturally.

I figured this was the most appropriate thread for this, since it contains babies, periods, a person with dumb opinions who happens to be a woman, and Facebook.

Wtf.... I'm sorry you had to deal with that.... You know....

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
OH gently caress I FORGOT ABOUT POMO PROMETHEUS

that is my absolute favourite episode of anything ever

i wrote and directed a frankenstein pantomime partly because of that episode when i was in undergrad because i watched it during one of my routine biannual xfiles marathons and was like 'omg if they can do a weird xfiles ep about frankenstein you can do a comedy based on it', because my favourite book is frankenstein and ive been obsessed since i was little. that fuckin panto was the first show i ever wrote and directed and even though it was dumb as hell and ended with the cast singing the rainbow connection it actually gave me the confidence to start doing my own shows instead of putting on other people's. the year after that two friends and i wrote and directed a musical and took it to comedy and fringe festivals and got mad good reviews, and i kept doing shows until i started working a real job, and now i just write sketches for other shows

gently caress how the gently caress did i forget pomo prometheus

Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Dec 14, 2013

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

do they make that little squeal-yelp puppy sound yet? :3:

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
plus the only two good impressions i can do are billie holiday and cher, so whenever we do karaoke i do walking in memphis if they have it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i can't do any impressions at all :(

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
being able to do impressions is so loving random if you don't get trained to do them, imo it's like having a natural talent for a certain kind of physical activity like incredible balance or flexibility, or recognising patterns few other people can see, or having perfect pitch, or being preternaturally gentle or kind. idk what it is that makes me able to do decent impressions and accents, but i can't dance or balance or do geometry for poo poo so it all comes out in the wash

the geometry thing is especially frustrating because i make my own clothes sometimes and, um, the entirety of patternmaking is geometry. gently caress you geometry

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I saw Cher perform once (I was an usher so I didn't pay) and I enjoyed it when she sang Gypsies Tramps and Thieves. I imagine it was for a completely different reason than what most people where there for.

Also someone posted this on my FB walk this week. http://vintage-visuals.tumblr.com/post/69677900358/x-files-summed-up-in-2-pics

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Fabulist posted:

I just had an acquaintance on Facebook tell me that cramping during periods is entirely psychosomatic. A lady acquaintance. This was obviously a pet thing of hers, I mentioned I was tired and she asked if I 'thought' it was because I was bleeding (thankfully, all via PM). I said yes and she went on a rant about how it's a collective hallucination, because society teaches us to expect cramps.

I pointed out I'd never had any cramping to speak of until after I had my kid, and she said "oh, that's not cramping, that's your uterus dealing with the giant scar you let them leave in it." I gave up and blocked her instead of asking if I should have let my son continue to hang out in there with a drastically lowered heart rate, because I know her answer would have been 'yes' even though he would have died or suffered brain damage if I'd insisted on continuing to try and birth naturally.

I figured this was the most appropriate thread for this, since it contains babies, periods, a person with dumb opinions who happens to be a woman, and Facebook.

this is loving stupid

I've heard the whole "cramps are a social construct" bs before and it makes me want to punch people

yeah I'm totally being non-functional and in pain for a day because I believe I'm a frail weak lady who should be in pain, not because one of my internal organs is ripping tissue from its own walls

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Gravitee posted:

I saw Cher perform once (I was an usher so I didn't pay) and I enjoyed it when she sang Gypsies Tramps and Thieves. I imagine it was for a completely different reason than what most people where there for.

Also someone posted this on my FB walk this week. http://vintage-visuals.tumblr.com/post/69677900358/x-files-summed-up-in-2-pics

give me your life when you were an usher, thanks sistafriend

also, p much :3: best show

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Portals posted:

yeah I'm totally being non-functional and in pain for a day because I believe I'm a frail weak lady who should be in pain, not because one of my internal organs is ripping tissue from its own walls

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
it's cool that it's expected and totally fair that you should take as long as you need off work because you're making GBS threads your guts out with gastro or that you're a jackass because you have manflu/a cold, but if you have a bit of a whinge and some grumpiness about your uterus puking itself out with a brutal vengeance you're a cranky nasty bitch with a mental illness

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

thanks

don't really want to make the thread all depressing but i'm in that "not really drunk anymore and dreading the impending hangover" phase which is, well, kinda depressing.

My dad died when I was a kid too, I feel you

:smith::respek::smith:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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puppy faces to be posted after i make this eggnog
also
help i have an eggnog addiction

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I'm really glad eggnog isn't available all year because I would drink way too much of it and probably get fat

e: if there are ways to get eggnog at any time of the year please don't tell me what they are

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I'm really glad eggnog isn't available all year because I would drink way too much of it and probably get fat

e: if there are ways to get eggnog at any time of the year please don't tell me what they are

6 eggs
a quart of cream
half cup of sugar
half cup bourbon
half tablespoon nutmeg
mix really well
chill
drink
get fat

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

VanSandman posted:

6 eggs
a quart of cream
half cup of sugar
half cup bourbon
half tablespoon nutmeg
mix really well
chill
drink
get fat

you've ruined me

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My addiction is hot whiskey and cider. It has a lot of sugar but I don't think any fat.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
alcoholic drinks have crazy amounts of empty calories so I try to keep them pretty lean as a general rule

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

How much eggnog does a pup cost?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Wow I never knew how bad eggnog is for you no thank you

Corn Thongs fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Dec 14, 2013

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Donkay NOoo posted:

Wow I never knew how bad eggnog is for you no thank you

It's the guiltiest drink

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
ladies of the lady's thread: how important is the bod of a man? because I'm thinking of just not giving a poo poo any more and getting real fat. feedback appreciated

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
It's real important, sorry guy

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Theshby posted:

ladies of the lady's thread: how important is the bod of a man? because I'm thinking of just not giving a poo poo any more and getting real fat. feedback appreciated

Probably not the best idea. I do know some girls who are into bigger guys, though

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Theshby posted:

ladies of the lady's thread: how important is the bod of a man? because I'm thinking of just not giving a poo poo any more and getting real fat. feedback appreciated

how important is the bod of a woman? if you want to get fat then you better be ok with her wanting to get fat. or already being fat. one of the two

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
you fatties can go fat it up together

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

you've ruined me

here maybe this will cheer you up





their eyes are closed because they are sleepin
they are unbelievably soft

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

you fatties can go fat it up together

exactly
which is why i keep myself not fat

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Oh dear lord. How strong is the urge to just carry them around in your pockets?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
:3:

Man puppies are the best, I wish my dog could have puppies but I got her spayed

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Theshby posted:

ladies of the lady's thread: how important is the bod of a man? because I'm thinking of just not giving a poo poo any more and getting real fat. feedback appreciated

Fat guys get all the ladies you should do it

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Crow Jane posted:

Oh dear lord. How strong is the urge to just carry them around in your pockets?

not enough to make me want to wear cargo pants
they are so chubbyyyyy
but they can walk pretty good now

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I would just spend the entire day laying on the floor and letting them crawl on me

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Crow Jane posted:

I would just spend the entire day laying on the floor and letting them crawl on me

they are not quite that good at walking yet
plus they still sleep like 90% of the time

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

hey. hey van. fix the video there is something blocking pups

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

I would just spend the entire day laying on the floor and letting them crawl on me

I used to do that a lot when I had unlimited access to kittens and puppies because my friend worked at an animal shelter

I'd just hang out there covered in pups for hours

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Donkay NOoo posted:

Fat guys get all the ladies you should do it

ignoring all other advice and getting chunky, thanks Donkay NOoo

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Theshby posted:

ignoring all other advice and getting chunky, thanks Donkay NOoo

She actually meant that you'll have more money to spend on anime figurines due to being too fat to go on dates

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