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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Should I buy a Chrysler?

I'm tellin' ya, the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles!

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Should I buy a Chrysler?

How could you, you don't even know what it is. You just called it rack and peanut steering.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Technogeek posted:

My father was the most respected person in the TV IV subforum of Something Awful. People would come for miles around to ask his advice.

You've just got to accept it: your Game Boy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You've just got to accept it: your Game Boy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean.

That's your solution to everything, to live under the sea. It's not gonna happen.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

That's your solution to everything, to live under the sea. It's not gonna happen.

You gotta help me, Monday. I've tried nothin' and I'm all out of quotes.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

Mister Kingdom posted:

You gotta help me, Monday. I've tried nothin' and I'm all out of quotes.

Fire. And lots of it.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You've just got to accept it: your Game Boy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean.

Yaar. I hate the sea, and everything in it.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

I'm on my way!



What'd you say, Tokelau?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Stargate posted:

Fire. And lots of it.

That's it! Fire!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

That's it! Fire!

No kickboxing!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

No kickboxing!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

:qq:

They're both losers. Losers!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

:qq:

They're both losers. Losers!

You know, UnderHell, I feel kinda silly but, what the hey, you know. It kinda reminds me of my good old fraternity days.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

:qq:

They're both losers. Losers!

Here's a book that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.

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Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

I've seen posters suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Here's a book that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.



*Buckner :eng101:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Writer Cath posted:

That's it! Fire!

Off a tall building--that's a great way to do it!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Off a tall building--that's a great way to do it!

Aww, old man HotDog got rid of the trampoline. Oh well, let's jump on the car.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Stargate posted:

Fire. And lots of it.

That's your cure for everything.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Here's a book that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.



jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The NYE Mets are my favorite squadron.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

That's your solution to everything, to live under the sea. It's not gonna happen.


Not with that attitude. :colbert:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

Hey, that's a half-truth!

ebilflindas
Sep 16, 2013


Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break its legs! :bahgawd:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break its legs! :bahgawd:

I don't bring you peace and love, I bring you fear, famine, pestilence. :mad:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Mister Kingdom posted:

I don't bring you peace and love, I bring you fear, famine, pestilence. :mad:

:aaa: It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:aaa: It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

Where's my elephant?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pander posted:

Where's my elephant?

His name was Stampy and you loved him. :rolleyes:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Pander posted:

Where's my elephant?

Good morning, fellow freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the fifty-first state...

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?

Everything Counts posted:

the fifty-first state...

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

:neckbeard: It's a miracle! The Lord as drowned the wicked and spared the righteous!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:aaa: It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

:rolleyes: Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:neckbeard: It's a miracle! The Lord as drowned the wicked and spared the righteous!


:rolleyes: Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.

:supaburn: It's the Rapture! Quick, hide Drink-Mix Man before God sees!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

IMJack posted:

:supaburn: It's the Rapture! Quick, hide Drink-Mix Man before God sees!

Flanders to God, Flanders to God, Get off your cloud and save my Todd!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

:supaburn: It's the Rapture! Quick, hide Drink-Mix Man before God sees!

Oh, no, it's the Apocalypse! IMJack, are you wearing clean underwear?

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, no, it's the Apocalypse! IMJack, are you wearing clean underwear?

Free and easy, Drink. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. :allears:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

The Dark One posted:

Free and easy, Drink. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. :allears:

This elevator only goes to the basement

:ohdear:

Spiffster fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Dec 16, 2013

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Free and easy, Drink. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. :allears:

Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Spiffster posted:

This elevator only goes to the basement

:ohdear:
Grampa, are you sitting on the pie?

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