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Johnny Aztec posted:Considering we've only seen two squirrels, I imagine all squirrels are more or less tweaky little fucks. Yeah, pretty much. Onstad wrote a sidebar in one of the books explaining that squirrels are basically always tweaking, all the time.
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MMAgCh posted:And as always, Todd is left out in the cold. That really is representative of Todd as a whole, though, come to think of it. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07192006
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Squirrels are definitely insane, as confirmed by fellow amazing comic artist KC Green http://gunshowcomic.com/510 http://gunshowcomic.com/545 http://gunshowcomic.com/620
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Seems almost like Oyasumi Punpun for a second there.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Todd gets all the squirrel pussy he can handle. He deals with STDs by not giving a gently caress. Well there was actually the time Sensitive Todd tried to be a male escort and the lady squirrels seemed to be pretty drat classy and not at all interested in what he was offering.
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Jerusalem posted:Well there was actually the time Sensitive Todd tried to be a male escort and the lady squirrels seemed to be pretty drat classy and not at all interested in what he was offering. "It is intentional that I have no idea how Banana Factory serves as a slur." is a very good alt text.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Yeah, pretty much. Onstad wrote a sidebar in one of the books explaining that squirrels are basically always tweaking, all the time. Look, I know you don't mean to slur Ricky Nihoha, but saying that is lot like eating the entire bowl of bean salad at a van meeting three times running. He's going to have to raise his fists. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04182007
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Shibawanko posted:Seems almost like Oyasumi Punpun for a second there. I hope Teodor turns into a triangle for about 5 chapters now.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Nice Pete has, actually let's not dwell on that too much. Nice Pete has murders.
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Penny's armband changes arms. Magical.
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Darth Windu posted:Penny's armband changes arms. Magical. If you look on the inside of it, you'll find a tag that says "Hecho en Mexico".
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Roland Jones posted:Lyle had that redneck girl who died in his backstory. There's also the aforementioned Ultra Peanut. Ray sometimes has Tina and sometimes does not; he should know better but Ray does not have much sense. The hell I ain't mindful of good sense! And where the hell do you get off bein' so (over)
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This was posted in another thread: Todd totally doesn't care that he's fat! Rock on, Todd!
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Roland Jones posted:he should know better but Ray does not have much sense. Heh no he ain't usually too mindful of good sense is he?
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Jerusalem posted:This was posted in another thread: "I ain't wearin' no gunny sack!"
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Todd being fat is hell of hinge on the body.
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Iowa Snow King posted:"I ain't wearin' no gunny sack!" Bitches better take their oval office pills
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I don't get enough chances to tell people that their answer could use some work.
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It seems you need to get to know more people like Todd, then.
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"If gonorrhea was a piano Todd would be considered a bold and unpredictable new talent" might be one of my favourite sentences Not, like, the perfect thing to say ever, but close.
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Phy posted:Not, like, the perfect thing to say ever, but close.
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Todd's in this thread so often he should have theme music and bumpers.
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remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad that he almost got lethal injection
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Or when he yelled at his girlfriend so loud that he had to go to the hospital.
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BizarroAzrael posted:remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad that he almost got lethal injection He ran smack out of his van.
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Crackerman posted:Or when he yelled at his girlfriend so loud that he had to go to the hospital. She screamed at him so loud and long that blood came out of her mouth and tear ducts! The doctors had to send her to be killed. That's not actually a Todd quote, sure, but any excuse to post the alt text that went along with it: Onstad posted:To my mind, the most interesting thing here is that there is a place doctors can send people when they need to be killed.
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Jerusalem posted:She screamed at him so loud and long that blood came out of her mouth and tear ducts! The doctors had to send her to be killed. She broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere! Some even got on the mayor!
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Plus he has that two panel tattoo of KISS going to the grocery store and comparing their you-know-whats to the yams
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Since subscribing to this thread I've noticed more often than not that the linked strips relevant to the conversation frequently orbit this one. We can post whatever we want in life, and we know what we want.
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Mr. Téodor "hey!" Orezscu
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Phy posted:She broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere! Some even got on the mayor!  Not the Mayor!
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MondayHotDog posted:He ran smack out of his van. IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN
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Sydney Bottocks posted:IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' DON'T YOU DARE DO COCAINE AT THIS KID! HE IS 5!
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MondayHotDog posted:He ran smack out of his van. The van he bought by suckin' dick.
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tacoman165 posted:The van he bought by suckin' dick.
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Fallom posted:Phillipe has Ultra Peanut. Philippe is Five.
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BizarroAzrael posted:remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad that he almost got lethal injection This is quite possibly still my favourite Achewood joke of all time.
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Ubik posted:Philippe is Five. That didn't seem to stop him.
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Little kids love running around naked. It's just a hell of a lot of fun. Adults might enjoy running around naked too, but  it's very rarely cute.
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