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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card. Excuse me, did you repossess this dog from a guy named Santos L. Harper?
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Everything Counts posted:Good morning, fellow freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the fifty-first state... I heard that guy's rear end has it's own congressman.
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Dec 16, 2013 06:02
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Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
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A Boring Story posted:Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. 
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Dec 16, 2013 06:57
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His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
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Dec 16, 2013 07:33
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Technogeek posted:His jiggling is almost hypnotic. Look at that blubber fly!
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Dec 16, 2013 07:46
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A Boring Story posted:Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. 
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Dec 16, 2013 07:48
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Dec 16, 2013 08:08
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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! ...oooh, down I go...
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Dec 16, 2013 11:12
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Elfface posted:You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Elfface. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon's victories at Granicus and Issus.
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Dec 16, 2013 16:21
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Pander posted:The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Elfface. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon's victories at Granicus and Issus. Oh my, yes. If I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair pushing, I would definitely reconsider it.
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Dec 16, 2013 16:27
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The Dark One posted:Free and easy, Drink. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. Dark One, you being a cop makes you the man... which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing).
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Dec 16, 2013 17:02
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Jorghnassen posted:Dark One, you being a cop makes you the man... which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing). At least you got to choose your mate. We got matched up on the printout!
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Dec 16, 2013 17:42
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Technogeek posted:At least you got to choose your mate. We got matched up on the printout! Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much, much more.
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Dec 16, 2013 18:58
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MondayHotDog posted:Oh my, yes. If I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair pushing, I would definitely reconsider it. Kill wealthy dowager.
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Dec 16, 2013 19:04
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Technogeek posted:At least you got to choose your mate. We got matched up on the printout! Could it be used for dating? Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho-ha-hey-hoo.
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Dec 16, 2013 19:36
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Pander posted:The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Elfface. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon's victories at Granicus and Issus. Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
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Dec 16, 2013 19:38
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. The serpent of Rehoboam? The well of Zohassadar? The bridal feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb?
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Elfface posted:You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! That’s a spoon.
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Crackerman posted:That’s a spoon. That... metal... dealy... you use to... dig... food.
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IMJack posted:The serpent of Rehoboam? The well of Zohassadar? The bridal feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb? Lumber Lung? Juggler's Despair? Achey Breaky Pelvis?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That... metal... dealy... you use to... dig... food. 
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Pander posted:The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Elfface. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon's victories at Granicus and Issus. Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865.
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Dec 16, 2013 21:51
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Jerusalem posted:Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865. Are you being sarcastic, dude?
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Dec 16, 2013 22:49
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Jerusalem posted:Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865.  Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr., who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy.
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Technogeek posted:Are you being sarcastic, dude? You need never ask this question again, because I invented a sarcasm detector!
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Jerusalem posted:Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865. Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Still like you better then Steinbrenner 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Now there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
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Spiffster posted:Still like you better then Steinbrenner Ewww, this house has old man stink!
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Writer Cath posted:Ewww, this house has old man stink! The Shrieking Sheik lives just three doors away! "Ayayayayayayayaya!!!!"
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jscolon2.0 posted:Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! You keep squirming and there's going to be a little bald girl with no lollypop.
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Dec 17, 2013 06:56
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You keep squirming and there's going to be a little bald girl with no lollypop. 
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Jerusalem posted:Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865. I fixed the problem, it was just vapor-lock!
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Root Bear posted:I fixed the problem, it was just vapor-lock! No! Wait! This is all my fault! Oh, if I could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires ...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Could it be used for dating? Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho-ha-hey-hoo. And the secret ingridient is...LOVE?!  Who's been screwing with this thing?! Edit: Hamburger earmuffs! http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/how-an-amazon-mix-up-led-to-the-greatest-twitter-rant-ever 
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