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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

How does the poo poo get to the "top" of the paper? It should be on the side that is touching his back...I mean...you could say that there's a "twist" in his asscrack that puts is "poo poo side out," but we all know toilet paper doesn't behave like that...it wouldn't twist to a perfectly flat sheet with poo poo up, it would stay as a twisted mass of poo poo paper.

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

DrBouvenstein posted:

How does the poo poo get to the "top" of the paper? It should be on the side that is touching his back...I mean...you could say that there's a "twist" in his asscrack that puts is "poo poo side out," but we all know toilet paper doesn't behave like that...it wouldn't twist to a perfectly flat sheet with poo poo up, it would stay as a twisted mass of poo poo paper.

It would also rip before you could even pull that hard on it.
:goonsay:

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

How does the poo poo get to the "top" of the paper? It should be on the side that is touching his back...I mean...you could say that there's a "twist" in his asscrack that puts is "poo poo side out," but we all know toilet paper doesn't behave like that...it wouldn't twist to a perfectly flat sheet with poo poo up, it would stay as a twisted mass of poo poo paper.

It's good you're asking the important questions here.

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

DrBouvenstein posted:

How does the poo poo get to the "top" of the paper? It should be on the side that is touching his back...I mean...you could say that there's a "twist" in his asscrack that puts is "poo poo side out," but we all know toilet paper doesn't behave like that...it wouldn't twist to a perfectly flat sheet with poo poo up, it would stay as a twisted mass of poo poo paper.
Obviously you get twice as much life out of your toilet paper roll if, after using the first side, you roll it up again to use the other.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DrBouvenstein posted:

How does the poo poo get to the "top" of the paper? It should be on the side that is touching his back...I mean...you could say that there's a "twist" in his asscrack that puts is "poo poo side out," but we all know toilet paper doesn't behave like that...it wouldn't twist to a perfectly flat sheet with poo poo up, it would stay as a twisted mass of poo poo paper.

It was a very wet poo poo. It has soaked through the paper.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I usually tear off about four squares and make that last a week. Saves money!

vvvv mine's still more efficient.

Chard has a new favorite as of 02:10 on Dec 17, 2013

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.
You guys don't know about the one-square method? You push your finger through the middle of the square, put it up your butt, swish around, once you are nice and clean wipe your finger off with the tp.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Gorilla Radio posted:

You guys don't know about the one-square method? You push your finger through the middle of the square, put it up your butt, swish around, once you are nice and clean wipe your finger off with the tp.
:barf::cawg::barf:




Hogge Wild posted:

I've decided to not click that link.
Sorry. I don't know how to imgur. This is what I posted.

Generally a good idea for random links in any SA thread.
\/\/\/\/

Bored has a new favorite as of 02:23 on Dec 17, 2013

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I've decided to not click that link.

Edit: ok, it was just wrong tags, and not a poo poo picture

Hogge Wild has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Dec 17, 2013

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Thunderfinger
Jan 15, 2011

That's ok, I didn't need to sleep tonight.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Merry Cthulhu'mas!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Leofish posted:

Merry Cthulhu'mas!

I keep seeing this all over Facebook. Good money says nobody sharing it would have the balls to eat it.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Say Nothing posted:


Google 'Pixar face'.

Im 98% sure that is from a Nickelodeon show. Not Pixar. :colbert:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Yeah it would take 'nads of loving titanium to be able to eat turkey, bacon, and delicious seafood! :jerkbag:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

omnibobb posted:

Im 98% sure that is from a Nickelodeon show. Not Pixar. :colbert:

I'm thinking that's classic Dreamworks Face, actually.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Captain Trips posted:

I'm thinking that's classic Dreamworks Face, actually.



Yes. I was making a pedantic joke re: Pixar v Nickelodeon.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

I knew it! Cold Fear was based on true events after all!

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Best part of this story is that the dead grandpa's son cashed in the free sex voucher for himself.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

cobalt impurity posted:

Yeah it would take 'nads of loving titanium to be able to eat turkey, bacon, and delicious seafood! :jerkbag:

It does look delicious, but also intentionally weird. It's funny.

For content: The 90's!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cobalt impurity posted:

Yeah it would take 'nads of loving titanium to be able to eat turkey, bacon, and delicious seafood! :jerkbag:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

omnibobb posted:

Im 98% sure that is from a Nickelodeon show. Not Pixar. :colbert:

TMNT.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Rhyno posted:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.

Octopus and squid are loving delicious dude, you are a huge baby. Their intelligence adds to the flavor.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Rhyno posted:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.



These are delicious and are basically chopped tentacles

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Rhyno posted:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.

I don't have pictures of me eating it, but this poo poo right here?



This is the loving joint right here.


In other words:

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

I figured! I loved TMNT as a kid and my son enjoys the new show.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Chard posted:

Their intelligence adds to the flavor.

Noooooooooo. You're a monster. :smith:

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Leofish posted:

It does look delicious, but also intentionally weird. It's funny.

For content: The 90's!



Gore's hat seems to say "USA TRUCK." That's pretty cool. What does Clinton's hat/t-shirt day?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️



BARBIE...DOLL. BARBIE...DOLL!

Butt Savage
Aug 23, 2007

I keep seeing this as a hideous monster with a combover. Guy can't catch a break. :(

SquareDog
Feb 8, 2004

silent but deadly

Rhyno posted:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.

If I had a tentacle right now I would totally cook it up and take a picture of me eating it for you.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

A Turcraken

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Rhyno posted:

Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle.

Have you never had calamari?

Squid ink pasta also owns.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Turducrabaconacken

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Engastration is the most hilarious cooking concept. It's like it was conceived from a teleportation accident that went horribly delicious.

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Mescal posted:

Gore's hat seems to say "USA TRUCK." That's pretty cool. What does Clinton's hat/t-shirt day?

His shirt is the Arkansas Governor's School that he founded.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
That seems a rather narrow focus for a school.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

That seems a rather narrow focus for a school.

When Governors need to learn to read, there's only one place with such a storied track record.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

SquareDog posted:

If I had a tentacle right now I would totally cook it up and take a picture of me eating it for you.

You should try raw octopus tentacle some time then. It's actually pretty good, although the slimy texture will make me not order it again.

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