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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Portals posted:

no that poo poo was legit funny I just forgot to comment

Yay! :toot:

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I can't get into matte polish. It always looks awesome in pictures, but on my nails it looks like I painted em with cheap Rose-Art pastels or something. Not classy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Putty posted:

need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

Rub your finger on your greasy nose. Then rub your now greasy finger on your lips. Bam. That is exactly the kind of lubrication your lips are hoping for.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Crow Jane posted:

Your cat is my cat with a perm


black cats are the best

high five

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
my cat update sucks, it's really hot so my cat keeps coming up and saying hello, realising i have body heat, then pissing off to go sprawl on the tiles

now im going out in ten minutes and when i get home in a few hours she will yell at me because shes pathetic

goode catte :3:

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Putty posted:

need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

drink more water, eat greasy fries

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines
woMEN
LADies

very problematic

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Cat Update!

Excuse the grainy iPhone zoom and focus on the adorbs.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

toe knee hand posted:

black cats are the best

high five

:respek:

He's the most vocal cat I've ever met, and I grew up with a Siamese. I swear, he goes into the bathroom and sings to himself when he's bored, I guess he likes the acoustics.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Donkay NOoo posted:

drink more water, eat greasy fries

now that my finals are done i can now do this, drink and eat

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

Butter.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Olive oil also works. And it's not a home remedy, but bag balm is amazing stuff. You can practically see your lips healing after applying it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
corti-ballllmmmm

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
anything with oil in it will work is basically the message here

also waxelene rules you should use that.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Putty posted:

need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

Buy some carmex, it's gross but it puts the fear of god into chapped lips

squeee
Apr 23, 2009

the thrill of the chase.
What's goin' on here. :ninja:


Putty posted:

need a home remedy for chapped lips and i need it nooooowwwwwwww

Slather your lips with Neosporin and never look back.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Crow Jane posted:

Olive oil also works. And it's not a home remedy, but bag balm is amazing stuff. You can practically see your lips healing after applying it

real talk bag balm owns and also its sheep grease

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
alright girls. come close. gather in, don't be shy. you too rebecca. alright you ready? lets all hold hands now...:gas:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

rawdog pozfail posted:

alright girls. come close. gather in, don't be shy. you too rebecca. alright you ready? lets all hold hands now...:gas:

why are you pretending to be deutsch nozzle

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
i have no choice

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

u mad bro

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
this is great actually

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
pretending to be a douche nozzle is still being a douche nozzle

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Putty posted:

pretending to be a douche nozzle is still being a douche nozzle

buy my old av for me

e: and stop posting :gas:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

rawdog pozfail posted:

buy my old av for me

e: and stop posting :gas:

how'd you two get your avs switched

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
idk!!!!!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
this is the fault of electronic cigarettes and femenists

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
thats it im getting my leather thong

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

that doesn't sound comfortable but what do i know

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Some leather is pretty drat supple

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
i'm a suede man myself

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
i got a leather jacket on black friday

it owns

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Leather looks good on other people. It's not for me. I prefer wool as far as winter coats go. I have a nice tan wool trench that is pretty badass.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Wildlife Analysis posted:

i'm a suede man myself

They were great when Bernard Butler was with 'em

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

rawdog pozfail posted:

buy my old av for me

e: and stop posting :gas:

this is my impression of you:

*faaaaaart*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
slowbeef and friends keep calling me a lady when im not so maybe i do fit here

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Portals posted:

this is my impression of you:

*faaaaaart*

i give it a 2


out of 5

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
fry the beef

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Fisticuffs posted:

Leather looks good on other people. It's not for me. I prefer wool as far as winter coats go. I have a nice tan wool trench that is pretty badass.

This used to be me, then I cut my hair super short and got a purple leather jacket and now I am the most badass.

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