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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
wait a minute i don't know how to cook!

sig 4 snype

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Fruity Gordo posted:

this happened to me too! although I can still eat milk chocolate sometimes if it's really nice like Lindt stuff. white chocolate can just gently caress right off though, I can't believe I used to love that poo poo

Pick posted:

I only like chocolate if it's 80% cocoa or more. Endangered Species Chocolate makes an 88%, and that's the only one I think I actively enjoy.

white chocolate is flat out disgusting. and yeah, lindt's extra dark chocolate is really good

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
I made lentil and oxtail soup the other day, it's p goode

you basically just do a shitload of mirepoix, garlic, stock and tinned tomatoes and then spices that you like (I did bay leaves, a fresh jalapeño, cumin coriander seed cayenne paprika and a tiny bit of cinnamon) and simmer it for 2 hours then add lentils and cook it for another hour. I browned off the oxtail first in flour and salt and pepper but you don't have to if you can't be arsed. I had a capsicum floating around so I used that too

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Fruity Gordo posted:

I made lentil and oxtail soup the other day, it's p goode

you basically just do a shitload of mirepoix, garlic, stock and tinned tomatoes and then spices that you like (I did bay leaves, a fresh jalapeño, cumin coriander seed cayenne paprika and a tiny bit of cinnamon) and simmer it for 2 hours then add lentils and cook it for another hour. I browned off the oxtail first in flour and salt and pepper but you don't have to if you can't be arsed

did you read about my icelandic split pea soup. i thinnk i posted it here but i dunno if you saw it.

it was good.

soup is good. i don't make soup very often.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Putty posted:

wait a minute i don't know how to cook!

sig 4 snype

you should learn how to, potential partners think it is awesome.

also it beats eating premade poo poo all the time. the days where I can just churn out a spicy tortilla soup are the best

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i like the dark chocolate with the sea salt, sweet+salt is great

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
ooooh I don't think I did. gonna search post history when I get home :getin:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

toe knee hand posted:

soup is good. i don't make soup very often.

a good soup is so easy to make it really should be everyone's first dish

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Fruity Gordo posted:

ooooh I don't think I did. gonna search post history when I get home :getin:

oh don't bother i don't seem to have posted it here

http://midwesternexposure.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/icelandic-split-pea-soup/

i didn't have ham shank or whatever so i just threw in some bacon at the end instead

it was a bit bland so i added apple cider vinegar which rounded it out very nicely and it was very tasty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
white chocolate makes me gag

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
hey WA if you want to read the barbara kingsolver book you can get on irc

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Wildlife Analysis posted:

you should learn how to, potential partners think it is awesome.

also it beats eating premade poo poo all the time. the days where I can just churn out a spicy tortilla soup are the best

realtalk: i think anybody could learn how to cook as long as they have a set of instructions and don't mix everything together in step 1

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
I started learning to cook in college when I spent 90% of my money on dank nugz. It's pretty drat easy. Just read your recipe first, prep your ingredients, and follow the instructions. Cooking is a really easy way to impress a potential partner AND it's a cheap date AND they're going to be at your place right from the beginning so it became a key to all my scheming at that point.

toe knee hand posted:

the peanut butter soup i've had was peanut butter and pumpkin. no goat or other meat.

This one has tomatoes and onions and pepper puree and dag it's good. I will get you the recipe, maybe before this weekend.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

toe knee hand posted:

hey WA if you want to read the barbara kingsolver book you can get on irc

aight

Putty posted:

realtalk: i think anybody could learn how to cook as long as they have a set of instructions and don't mix everything together in step 1

yeah it's not that hard, it's just a matter of learning to do simple things and putting recipes together

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hey babe let me serenade you with spicy soup in your mouth

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
if they (male or female) are not swooning after that, they are the worst and need to be kicked out

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Obligatory Toast posted:

look everyone buy tokyomilk, i wear dead sexy on a daily basis and it fuckin rules.

I still haven't tried Dead Sexy. There are a lot of scents, and decants are freakin' expensive.

Don't just buy Tokyomilk Dark, which is all Sephora carries, buy regular TokyoMilk too. The not-dark line has more fragrances and awesome lip balms and candles and all kinds of cool poo poo.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
dang i missed tv chat. watch arrow it's better than it has any right to be and is about sexy man torsos. don't watch mad men it is bad

Gravitee posted:

I know I'm late to TV chat but watch Justified on FX. It has really good writing (based on Elmore Leonard short story) and good action.

Also Timothy Olyphant ungggghhh



Between him and David Duchovny you can say I have a type.

Edit drat pic

also this

Sabel posted:

I missed MGS chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8mjKZxccM

boom boom boom you're cool and I like your posting you wouldn't happen to be Dr. Pwn back in the day were you

thanks you're cool too, but i am not dr. pwn




ugh what a gross page

Boob Dylan
Jan 3, 2013
Man, I think I'm gonna pick up one of those Tokyo Milk perfumes with Christmas money, Tainted Love sounds really nice.

In other news I bought a cook book and it came today and I'm super excited

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

boom boom boom posted:

dang i missed tv chat. watch arrow it's better than it has any right to be and is about sexy man torsos. don't watch mad men it is bad


also this


thanks you're cool too, but i am not dr. pwn




ugh what a gross page

I have seen arrow on Netflix and such with great ratings but I can't get passed the whole superhero remake on cw thing. Is it better than typical cw fare?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jul 11, 2014

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
OMG so my husband bought me a Wacom tablet for xmas even though I told him I wanted it so I could send people hand drawn goatse pictures. I'm so excited but what else do I do with it?

Also my husband is awesome and he is supposed to buy me oversized sweaters and cute socks too. (But he has to travel for that because Japanese people are little and I am not.)

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Chiba City Blues posted:

i like the dark chocolate with the sea salt, sweet+salt is great

Unf, I tried sea salt chocolate for the first time recently and it was amaaaaazing, it tasted like caramel but there was no caramel :aaaaa:
(What kind of magical gloves are you using that acetone doesn't go right through them??)

poopkitty posted:

OMG so my husband bought me a Wacom tablet for xmas even though I told him I wanted it so I could send people hand drawn goatse pictures. I'm so excited but what else do I do with it?

Draw other things, draw everything, Wacoms are the best
I haven't used my tablet in aaaages because I have kind of a weird computer setup at the moment and also no free time, I might do some drawing over my Christmas break
Also it can be nice to use for just tooling about on the computer sometimes, if your mouse is giving you wrist hurts then it helps vary what kind of movements you're making a bit

vaguely fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Dec 17, 2013

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

I am gonna try out arrow and if I hate it we're gonna have some words

Also my favorite TV show is actually a Korean one called running man.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jul 11, 2014

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

dang i missed tv chat. watch arrow it's better than it has any right to be and is about sexy man torsos. don't watch mad men it is bad

Please don't lie it is not nice.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Fruity Gordo posted:

dexter is a serial killer who kills serial killers which becomes as dumb as it sounds in the 5th season so dont bother with the later ones.

:nyd:> You take that back about my pretend boyfriend's tv show! (MCH is the pretend boyfriend in this scenario not Dexter, I do have one foot in reality (most of the time)). Wasn't season five the one with John Lithgow? I thought that one was good. Netflix is releasing the rest of the episodes in January :allears:

This thread moves fast I don't have fancy gadgets for internet posting like the cool girls (actually I do I just don't use them for that :effort:)

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i'm trying not to poo poo up the ladies thread, but you keep posting about TV and mad men is empty poo poo that means nothing. it means nothing. people must know

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I have always been of the opinion that Pete would have the most vile, varied, and disgusting porn collection. He just seems like that kinda guy. If RealDolls were a thing in the 60s, Pete would have been an early adapter.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Penis

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Thora posted:

I have always been of the opinion that Pete would have the most vile, varied, and disgusting porn collection. He just seems like that kinda guy. If RealDolls were a thing in the 60s, Pete would have been an early adapter.

I dunno, Peggy was the one with the Relax-a-cizer

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I played with puppies for like an hour last night. it was great

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

I am soooo looking forward to going home for Christmas because I will get to play with this little guy


:kimchi:

vaguely fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Apr 4, 2014

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

i's a girl irl hahaaha (i am so original)

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pivotal Lever posted:

i's a girl irl hahaaha (i am so original)

gratz

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

poopkitty posted:

OMG so my husband bought me a Wacom tablet for xmas even though I told him I wanted it so I could send people hand drawn goatse pictures. I'm so excited but what else do I do with it?

Draw porn all the time, make a webcomic, make a porn webcomic.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

Draw porn all the time, make a webcomic, make a porn webcomic.

second

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

VanSandman posted:

I played with puppies for like an hour last night. it was great

Did you hold one up like simba

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Wolvorine
Nov 15, 2011

I am not drawing that.

Fruity Gordo posted:

girl i watch gilmore girls, i cant judge anyone for being shallow when it comes to telly :3:

Don't let the other men know, but some of us guys watch(ed) the gently caress out of Gilmore Girls, too.

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