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Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

In what way?

I think it just seems a little more kosher.

E: f;b

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klugman
Jan 28, 2009

Cleretic posted:

I think there's two versions, and the other one does end with the Hitler panel.

Why?


Pat Mustard posted:

Is it wrong that whenever I see this I always think it would be funnier if the pig was the one who thought Hitler was ok?

Hitler's agenda would not be in the interest of the pig. Being evil and self-preserving, the chicken would be all for it

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

bean_shadow posted:

Is that Gore's dick?

gj, now we're all on a watchlist.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

ColHannibal posted:

Somebody finally said it!

For real! I've been holding my breath ever since it was posted this time around. So glad I can relax again.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

:iamafag:

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

I thought strip club patrons usually used 2 dollar notes for their crack cramming purposes.

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011



VVV yep

Hummingbirds has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Dec 18, 2013

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I'm not super familiar with the iPhone messaging layout, but wouldn't Jesus be the one brushing the dude off?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I Before E posted:

I'm not super familiar with the iPhone messaging layout, but wouldn't Jesus be the one brushing the dude off?

I think the joke is that prayers don't work because God and Jesus are never there to listen.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

I Before E posted:

I'm not super familiar with the iPhone messaging layout, but wouldn't Jesus be the one brushing the dude off?
Look, do you have any idea how many people are yammering their inane prayers at Jesus all day? I think he's being downright polite, considering.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Ak Gara posted:

I think the joke is that prayers don't work because God and Jesus are never there to listen.

Judging from the message below the phone I think the designers just don'tknow how iPhones work.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Haha I wish that was some kind of Japanese tribute/cover band. I wonder where in the process that got so mangled. Maybe the kid saying it out loud to whoever writes their bios, like an assistant coach or something.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

particle409 posted:

Haha I wish that was some kind of Japanese tribute/cover band. I wonder where in the process that got so mangled. Maybe the kid saying it out loud to whoever writes their bios, like an assistant coach or something.

I think it was somebody's idea of "playful racism" that wasn't suppose to make it to air.

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:


This is a picture of an iPhone box. The one that the phones comes in.

With a text message to (from) Jesus Christ photoshopped on to it.




:psyduck:

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Benagain posted:

I feel okay eating pigs because if there's one meat animal that you can say with absolute certainty would have no problem eating you, it's pigs.

During the Middle Ages, pigs were occasionally put on trial for devouring human babies. They are assholes.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Krowley posted:

I thought strip club patrons usually used 2 dollar notes for their crack cramming purposes.

One in the pink, two in the stink.

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013

Medieval Medic posted:

One in the pink, two in the stink.

This made up for 3 pages of food chat.

Mechahamster
Oct 9, 2007
Tiny paws of doom

Medieval Medic posted:

One in the pink, two in the stink.

Sweet Jesus. What a post.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Is it that the "Chef" looks like a Guy Fawkes mask, or the absurdly generic product names? Is that bbq sauce? Worcestire sauce? Personally, I like to mix it with a little salad cream and put it on my fries.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Phlegmish posted:

During the Middle Ages, pigs were occasionally put on trial for devouring human babies. They are assholes.

Incidentally, so were Jews.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

I enjoy a good helping of sauce on food during meal.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

particle409 posted:

Is that bbq sauce? Worcestire sauce?

Nope, just sauce.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I also like the "Tastiest Ever Recipe" salad cream, it's one of those pictures that work in many ways.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Was she doing a booty clapping head stand on a moving car?

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

LingcodKilla posted:

Was she doing a booty clapping head stand on a moving car?

That sounds impressive.

Berbil Snatch
Nov 14, 2006

LingcodKilla posted:

Was she doing a booty clapping head stand on a moving car?

Looks like she was in a parking lot. And the rear end weight threw off her inverted twerking. Said rear end broke glass.

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013
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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

particle409 posted:

Is it that the "Chef" looks like a Guy Fawkes mask, or the absurdly generic product names? Is that bbq sauce? Worcestire sauce? Personally, I like to mix it with a little salad cream and put it on my fries.

Chef is a pretty big sauce brand over here in Ireland/England.

The one labelled "Sauce" is more commonly known as "Brown Sauce" over here and it's hard to describe if you haven't had it to be honest.

Salad Cream is horrible poo poo that tastes like crap mayo.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
Isn't brown sauce the same thing as steak sauce? Isn't red sauce the same thing as ketchup??? The gulf between our cultures yet grows

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

muike posted:

Isn't brown sauce the same thing as steak sauce? Isn't red sauce the same thing as ketchup??? The gulf between our cultures yet grows

Brown sauce is basically Worcestershire + Ketchup.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!
Maybe the funny is that chef brand anything is pretty terrible.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Captain Trips posted:

Brown sauce is basically Worcestershire + Ketchup.

Isn't that HP? And it tastes like mixing fish sauce with ketchup.

Hogge Wild has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Dec 18, 2013

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Just noticed there's a bottle of YR Sauce next to the Chef in that picture. That's a different and superior brand of brown sauce. HP is also brown sauce.

That must be an ethnic food store because the YR has a "Love Irish Food" label on it meaning it was imported. This is a fun mystery but i just want to know why it was posted in this thread at all :/

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Hogge Wild posted:

Isn't that HP? And it tastes like mixing fish sauce with ketchup.



Worcestershire sauce is made with anchovies so it is essentially English fish sauce.

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