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CatchrNdRy posted:What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like? Somebody ought to build a town that works! Somebody did...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Somebody ought to build a town that works! Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop. And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like? Hey, this isn't faux-dive! This is a dive!
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Skeesix posted:Hey, this isn't faux-dive! This is a dive! Mm hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Mm hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository. "Ich bin ein Berliner." "He's a Nazi! Get him!"
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human roaches. feeding off each other's quotes. The only thing you can't post here is dignity! Man Alive! posted:"Ich bin ein Berliner."  Ich bin ein Simpsons quote thread patron!
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CatchrNdRy posted:human roaches. feeding off each other's quotes. The only thing you can't post here is dignity! The man never quoted The Simpsons in his life...
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CatchrNdRy posted:Ich bin ein Simpsons quote thread patron! That's ich bin ein THOMPSONS quote thread, jerk!
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Jerusalem posted:That's ich bin ein THOMPSONS quote thread, jerk! 
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Pfft, there's never been a hurricane in this thread according to the Comedy Gold Mine!
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Jerusalem posted:Pfft, there's never been a hurricane in this thread according to the Comedy Gold Mine! Those records only go back ten years, when the Goldmine was mysteriously blown away!
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IMJack posted:Those records only go back ten years, when the Goldmine was mysteriously blown away! Oh sure there was a lot of coverage of Hurricane Katrina in the media, but the SomethingAwful forums were fine! Couldn't you feel how eerily quiet the threads were!?
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Look daddy, I'm a surfer! 
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But Jerusalem, I was born in the Something Awful forums.
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I was born a quote handler, and I'll die a quote handler.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I was born a quote handler, and I'll die a quote handler. Bah, I deride your quote-handling abilities!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I was born a quote handler, and I'll die a quote handler. I'm not going in to work today. Religious holiday. The feast of the, uh... check message length.
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Writer Cath posted:But Jerusalem, I was born in the Something Awful forums. Writer Cath, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!!
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Jerusalem posted:Writer Cath, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!! Wait a minute! There's no Writer Cath in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Something Awful at all! Technogeek fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 19, 2013 |
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Jerusalem posted:Writer Cath, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!! And I say "Attack of the Clones" sucks more! 
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Jerusalem posted:Writer Cath, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!! Excellent.
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Writer Cath posted:Excellent. Exactly. D'oh!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:And I say "Attack of the Clones" sucks more! They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:And I say "Attack of the Clones" sucks more! Laser effects, mirrored balls... John Williams must be rolling around in his grave! 
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Root Bear posted:They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! 
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Remember Matthew..... 21:17....? Yeah! Think about it.
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Jerusalem posted:Writer Cath, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!! 
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Past instances in which I professed to like this thread were fraudulent!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Exactly. Oooh, he thread read good!
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Tokelau All Star posted:Past instances in which I professed to like this thread were fraudulent!
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Embiggen posted:Tokelau, if you don't like the thread you don't gas it, you just post in it every day and do it really half-assed - that's the TV IV way. ♫ If there's a quote that must be done Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout; don't sob; Just do a a half-assed joooob! ♫
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Tokelau All Star posted:Past instances in which I professed to like this thread were fraudulent! Now that's psychiatry. 
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Send a ham to the widow.
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Embiggen posted:Tokelau, if you don't like the thread you don't gas it, you just post in it every day and do it really half-assed - that's the TV IV way. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas. Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites...yes, proceed.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas. He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow.
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CatchrNdRy posted:He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow. Queen of the harpies she is! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Queen!
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Technogeek posted:Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites...yes, proceed. The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
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Skeesix posted:Queen of the harpies she is! Not that I'd want his odor of gin and sour defeat pressed against me. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you. Ohhhh Canada!
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