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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Fisticuffs posted:

Informal poll for the ladies - would you like to see an attractive male twerk?

I could stand to learn to dance better though.


That's a negative, Ghost Rider. Twerking is not dancing. If a guy walked (danced, whatever) up to me and did that it would have the opposite effect of what you are imagining. Watch some youtube videos, get a full length mirror (a $10 $50 investment maybe at most), and practice. A guy that knows how to dance like a normal person is definitely appealing.

Edit because apparently there is a mirror shortage and they have shot up in price since I last bought one.

Thora fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Dec 19, 2013

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

as the gifmaster of sigs i can say that this is an excellent gif

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
So excited we can use animated gifs, I am compelled to share. Enjoy Tina Fey telling a photographer to...

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Is there a person on the planet who doesn't have a mad crush on Tina Fey?

Probably not anyone worth knowing

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


who's tina fey

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

AriadneThread posted:

who's tina fey

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jul 11, 2014

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
she's old what are you a fetus?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
anyone born before the reagan administration is old

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

boom boom boom posted:

anyone born before the reagan administration is old

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
bite my saggy Nixon-era rear end

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
ugh it's 2 days before my period and i've gone into full "I WILL EAT ALL THE THINGS :black101:" mode

seriously I'm starving and i already had breakfast and lunch isn't for 2 hours and I keep doing some loops around the building to see if anyone has christmas candy sitting out

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

anyone born before the reagan administration is old

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Women's Rights? posted:

ugh it's 2 days before my period and i've gone into full "I WILL EAT ALL THE THINGS :black101:" mode

seriously I'm starving and i already had breakfast and lunch isn't for 2 hours and I keep doing some loops around the building to see if anyone has christmas candy sitting out

have a healthy snack, like some celery or a carrot

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Women's Rights? posted:

ugh it's 2 days before my period and i've gone into full "I WILL EAT ALL THE THINGS :black101:" mode

seriously I'm starving and i already had breakfast and lunch isn't for 2 hours and I keep doing some loops around the building to see if anyone has christmas candy sitting out

Just fuckin eat the things girl

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

boom boom boom posted:

have a healthy snack, like some celery or a carrot

I'd love to but i already ate all of my healthy snacks and i have to wait until my lunch break to go to the grocery store and get some more

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Pupdate: First solid meal (well, a solid food smoothie really) went well, they of course whined because they ate too much and got stomach aches. :3:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
do you have video of too full puppies whining and complaining?

if not, why not?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
omg there are actually people who think female posters should only be allowed to have represenative avatars? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


help im a cat MEOW MEOW

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I am a crow, so I don't really see the issue.

Want me to mess up his car, Portals?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i want to believe i am senator armstrong

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jul 11, 2014

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Mines representative, why aren't yours :yum:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
there is also a possibility i am 1/17th of a pumpkin

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
i really don't give a drat, but i am not a victorian lady oh no

All lady posters should be forced to use only pictures of themselves as avatars because that way the guys can know whether to take us seriously or just ignore everything we have to say in case we fat

(i'm still fat so ignore me and everything i say)

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

My av definitely makes up a sizeable percentage of my body. And it makes me fat. Twofer.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Shannonmcn posted:

My av definitely makes up a sizeable percentage of my body. And it makes me fat. Twofer.

I gotta say, your av makes my mouth water a little

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
So fat i needed a scooter to post this

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i always kinda laugh when a guy on the internet defaults to "fat!!! fatty fat fat!!" because his gamble is 100% based on a broad social trend and has no nuance, it's the picking rock of insulting women

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i mean, they have no game plan for the 30% of the time that they're dead wrong other than a progression to "ugly" or "gross" or whatever and im like, you gotta level of your insultcrafting skill, frickin dilettantes

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
According to the desiccated corpse is most goons basements, all women are unworthy

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Fisticuffs posted:

Speaking of man rear end, can I get some A's to accompany this Q?

Little late responding but yeah I'm all about attractive manbutts, they're loving great

I'd be weirded out but if he had a good body I would probably stay around and see where he was going with this

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 19, 2013

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I am literally the X-Files opening sequence IRL... ladies...

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pick posted:

i mean, they have no game plan for the 30% of the time that they're dead wrong other than a progression to "ugly" or "gross" or whatever and im like, you gotta level of your insultcrafting skill, frickin dilettantes

:confused: but but but if you call a woman fat or ugly or gross it utterly negates anything she said because you've now hurt her delicate lady feelings and instead of needing to actually address what was said you can now sit back smug in the knowledge that you made her cry and perhaps swoon as well

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
It's a known fact that most men on the internet are Super-Adonises

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jul 11, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

It's a known fact that most men on the internet are Super-Adonises

It's a known fact most men on the internet certainly think so.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

:confused: but but but if you call a woman fat or ugly or gross it utterly negates anything she said because you've now hurt her delicate lady feelings and instead of needing to actually address what was said you can now sit back smug in the knowledge that you made her cry and perhaps swoon as well

CHUDs can't voice opinions about video gaaamesss!!! :argh:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
ugh you know girls always blathering on about "why does this character's tits need to be exposed 100% of the time" and "i don't think that the sole female character in the game's role should just be 'come save me'" and "well how come the two female characters here just stand there and follow the lead and spend every shot with their butt facing the camera" and "why are there almost no female developers/programmers/directors/writers of video games?" instead of focusing on the ART of video games, losers

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
but don't point how it's bad art


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