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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Another classic TNA moment.
Hiring a guy who is so fat that he actually damaged the ring in his debut. I don't think they used him again.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Say Nothing posted:

Another classic TNA moment.
Hiring a guy who is so fat that he actually damaged the ring in his debut. I don't think they used him again.



They actually used him twice. He did a dark match against Goon Legend

before the first show, then did the same match on the PPV portion of the second show.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Two of my favorite current wrestlers would qualify:




MassRafTer posted:

They actually used him twice. He did a dark match against Goon Legend

before the first show, then did the same match on the PPV portion of the second show.

jesus christ, I've never even seen that guy wrestle a match but I can still hear his voice along with the gif

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
We all get a little fat sometimes.















El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Isn't there an effect of using HGH where you get a bit of a belly?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CombineThresher posted:

Enough steroids talk, let's look at some fat wrestlers.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Isn't there an effect of using HGH where you get a bit of a belly?

Yeah, but that's after using it a long time.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



Yoko makes that belt look like a toy.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

VogeGandire posted:



Yoko makes that belt look like a toy.
That's what Hogan said when he won it off him and went to New Japan.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Perigryn posted:

That's what Hogan said when he won it off him and went to New Japan.

Pointless trivia time: Which is why Hogan never won the IWGP belt. Muta (the champion at the time) pointed out to the higher-ups in New Japan that if Hogan was so willing to bury a title he was holding, if they gave him the IWGP belt, he'd possibly do the same thing. So instead they kept the belt on Muta.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

VogeGandire posted:

Pointless trivia time: Which is why Hogan never won the IWGP belt. Muta (the champion at the time) pointed out to the higher-ups in New Japan that if Hogan was so willing to bury a title he was holding, if they gave him the IWGP belt, he'd possibly do the same thing. So instead they kept the belt on Muta.

A rare case of somebody out politicking Hogan.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eww the top of his head has a vagina

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Speaking of foreheads:



Steve and High Definition television would not be a good mix.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Red posted:

Speaking of foreheads:



Steve and High Definition television would not be a good mix.

Supposedly WWE auditioned him for colour commentary and liked his work but felt that, for the very reason you just mentioned, they couldn't use him on TV.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I guess wearing a bandana or something would be out of the question.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

DeathChicken posted:

I guess wearing a bandana or something would be out of the question.

I suppose if they timetravelled to the 90s it could work.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Plus, this is the company that uses Dusty Rhodes pretty often.

Dusty "My forehead looks like I sleep on a running weedwhacker" Rhodes.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

Plus, this is the company that uses Dusty Rhodes pretty often.

Dusty "My forehead looks like I sleep on a running weedwhacker" Rhodes.

He's not a weekly character who has to stare into the hard camera. The colour guy for RAW would be.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MrBling posted:

I suppose if they timetravelled to the 90s it could work.

Considering the shirts King wears I don't think they care too much about their clothes

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

El Gallinero Gros posted:

He's not a weekly character who has to stare into the hard camera. The colour guy for RAW would be.

The guy most currently associated with WWF/E commentary wore a hat. They have a guy that wears a hat on the team right now!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Supposedly WWE auditioned him for colour commentary and liked his work but felt that, for the very reason you just mentioned, they couldn't use him on TV.

Valeyard posted:

Considering the shirts King wears I don't think they care too much about their clothes

fatherdog posted:

The guy most currently associated with WWF/E commentary wore a hat. They have a guy that wears a hat on the team right now!
Corino doing colour commentary on Raw wearing a "King of Old School" crown would be the best.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Let's not go deeper in the forehead route. :barf:

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

Fandango rolling up his sleeve to show off his arm, Punk giving AJ bowling ball boobs.

This is a great picture.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sometimes I forget AJ is literally a 10 year old girl.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Bayley is :3: personified

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

HulkaMatt posted:

Let's not go deeper in the forehead route. :barf:
Then how about wrestling kings?













poo poo

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Halloween Jack posted:

Then how about wrestling kings?

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI



saw it coming. jack rear end.

MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011



Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



CombineThresher posted:

Enough steroids talk, let's look at some fat wrestlers.



Excuse me, but that man is clearly a slim, trim, 217 pounds.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Halloween Jack posted:

Then how about wrestling kings?

So, so many kings.





MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

DeathChicken posted:

I guess wearing a bandana or something would be out of the question.

"Little Steven" Corino

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.


King of the Road Match

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Mistreatment of women aside, dude was loving made to be a wrestler.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Mistreatment of women aside, dude was loving made to be a wrestler.

To be fair, mistreating women is a pretty wrestler thing.

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