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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:I don't think I've ever heard a less convincing ad than Howard's Xbox reads. The way he reads from the page in monotone and pretends to be amazed by the visuals, it's ridiculous. I wonder if they still pay the same rate whether or not Howard acts like he gives a poo poo about the product. Also, does Microsoft really need to advertise the Xbox on the show? Who doesn't already know about the thing by now?
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Hey Bawf, Xbox is #2 on Google Trends. Look how many people listen to us, Bawf.
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Dec 18, 2013 22:34
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haljordan posted:I wonder if they still pay the same rate whether or not Howard acts like he gives a poo poo about the product. Also, does Microsoft really need to advertise the Xbox on the show? Who doesn't already know about the thing by now? Dads who stopped being tech saavy over a decade ago but still have kids at home. Basically, guys like Sal and Gary.
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Dec 18, 2013 22:37
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Irish Joe posted:Dads who stopped being tech saavy over a decade ago but still have kids at home. Basically, guys like Sal and Gary. So basically, what you are saying is dis is like a sonos, but you can play games on it? I gotta get one for my sports basement boff!
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Dec 18, 2013 22:41
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Sal's drinking really sounds out of control. I wonder if Howard will step in and do something especially what has happened in the past with other addict co-workers (Artie).
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Dec 18, 2013 22:43
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Enigma89 posted:Sal's drinking really sounds out of control. I wonder if Howard will step in and do something especially what has happened in the past with other addict co-workers (Artie). I think you know the answer to that...
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Dec 18, 2013 22:46
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EngineerJoe posted:I think you know the answer to that... I'm a few days behind so we will see. I just got to the part hearing about Sal's trip down to Florida for a Bachelors Party.
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Dec 18, 2013 22:49
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Wait, Sal has a drinking problem too? I thought it was just Richard.
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Dec 18, 2013 22:50
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Richard doesn't have a problem, he's just Richard.
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Dec 18, 2013 22:53
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Enigma89 posted:Sal's drinking really sounds out of control. I wonder if Howard will step in and do something especially what has happened in the past with other addict co-workers (Artie). When Artie got violent, he was an actual threat to others. Isn't Sal an incredible weakling? I remember Richard almost drowning him in a toilet without hardly trying.
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Dec 18, 2013 23:00
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Sean_Miller posted:Richard doesn't have a problem, he's just Richard. Richard just likes to drink and works out and manages his weight and is happy and Howard knows he has a problem because of that. "Richard is such a weirdo, he doesn't stand in front of his fridge for hours agonizing about eating half a banana".
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Dec 18, 2013 23:39
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AxeManiac posted:Richard just likes to drink and works out and manages his weight and is happy and Howard knows he has a problem because of that. Nah, Richard definitely has a drinking problem. He sounds like a functioning alcoholic and it was even detrimental to his health at one point when he came down with gout.
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Dec 18, 2013 23:44
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AxeManiac posted:Richard just likes to drink and works out and manages his weight and is happy and Howard knows he has a problem because of that. Drinking 2-4 bottles of champagne on a flight from FL to NYC after mixing cocktails in an airport bathroom doesn't sound right. I am more than willing to go out and do champagne breakfast but I wouldn't even do that.
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Dec 18, 2013 23:57
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Aren't these tales years old, though? When's the last time you heard a wild drinking story from him? I imagine he's toned it down a lot, his wife may have played a big role.
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Dec 19, 2013 00:38
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Crotch Bat posted:Aren't these tales years old, though? When's the last time you heard a wild drinking story from him? I imagine he's toned it down a lot, his wife may have played a big role. From some of the stories he would tell, she is a pretty big boozer as well. I mean, if you had to go to a hotel and get tucked in by Elves with your 40 year old husband wouldnt you drink too?
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Crotch Bat posted:Aren't these tales years old, though? When's the last time you heard a wild drinking story from him? I imagine he's toned it down a lot, his wife may have played a big role. Richard, Sal, and Ronnie were hosting some party in Florida over last weekend and Richard was poo poo hammered the whole time.
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Dec 19, 2013 02:06
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Enigma89 posted:Drinking 2-4 bottles of champagne on a flight from FL to NYC after mixing cocktails in an airport bathroom doesn't sound right. Sounds about right for a metal drummer who quit to become a professional phony phone call maker
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Dec 19, 2013 02:13
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-Atom- posted:Richard, Sal, and Ronnie were hosting some party in Florida over last weekend and Richard was poo poo hammered the whole time. This is wholly unsurprising but you just don't hear the insane alcoholic stories you used to, either. Of course that doesn't mean they aren't happening but he honestly just doesn't appear to booze quite as hard as he used to, it's not like that would be some shocking thing.
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Dec 19, 2013 02:23
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Crotch Bat posted:This is wholly unsurprising but you just don't hear the insane alcoholic stories you used to, either. Of course that doesn't mean they aren't happening but he honestly just doesn't appear to booze quite as hard as he used to, it's not like that would be some shocking thing. The story he told on Monday was downright pathetic on how addicted to liquor he is. I love Richard but the dude has a huge drinking problem.
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Dec 19, 2013 02:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTmFfy36lg&t=373s "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COMPUTER"
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Dec 19, 2013 02:48
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Ducktales Blogger posted:Sounds about right for a metal drummer who quit to become a professional phony phone call maker Hmm good point actually.
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Dec 19, 2013 02:58
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Apropos of nothing, does anyone remember bababooey's MTV VJ audition, where he called himself Gary Delabate? With that mustache... What an un-self aware goofball he was.
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Dec 19, 2013 15:44
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RE: Recent discussion of Artie and his relationship with Bob Levy, Bob was on Artie's show last night, so they must be on good terms. And because it's one of my favorite Artie segments, the time he destroyed Bob on TWUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI
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Dec 19, 2013 16:06
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I think I'm gonna vomit from these Ronnie Holiday Sex Tips...
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Dry oatmeal.
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Dec 19, 2013 16:59
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@sternshow tweeted out a link to a "high rez" version of Howard and Beth's Christmas card: http://www.howardstern.com/uploads/FanZoneDownloadModel/59/image/hs-holiday-card-full-size.original.jpg, which has some of the worst jpeg artifacts I've ever seen in a "high rez" image. Download and print your copy today!
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geera posted:@sternshow tweeted out a link to a "high rez" version of Howard and Beth's Christmas card: http://www.howardstern.com/uploads/FanZoneDownloadModel/59/image/hs-holiday-card-full-size.original.jpg, which has some of the worst jpeg artifacts I've ever seen in a "high rez" image. Download and print your copy today! Also, how can it be "Photo by Howard" when he's IN the photo? Shouldn't it be "Photo by Someone Else, Horrific Photoshopping by Howard"?
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Dec 19, 2013 19:47
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Brocktoon posted:I think I'm gonna vomit from these Ronnie Holiday Sex Tips... Yeah, they are WORSE then you guys described. Heard the bit about Richard's latest drinking, and Fred's sad, desperate mini-intervention... wow. If any of you guys still think he might not be alcoholic after hearing that segment, then you might want to examine your own drinking.
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Dec 19, 2013 19:50
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Brocktoon posted:And did Howard not clean all the lipstick off before taking the second picture? It looks like he smeared it all over his face. I think it's part of the bit. He still has makeup on, she has Santa's glasses on and it's cracking them up apparently. Look at his jacket in the photo on the right. He placed a white box over the photo where it says photos by Howard and then he messed up photoshopping it on his sleeve.
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Dec 19, 2013 20:03
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sedative posted:Look at his jacket in the photo on the right. He placed a white box over the photo where it says photos by Howard and then he messed up photoshopping it on his sleeve. Ha! I didn't even notice that. I wish they would let calls through from anyone other than Maryanne, Hanzi and Bobo, so that someone could tell him how much he blows at photoshop.
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Ronnie and the hallway people are the only part of the show worth anything. I love how vile and disgusting Ronnie is. -Atom- posted:Dry oatmeal. gently caress.
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sedative posted:I think it's part of the bit. He still has makeup on, she has Santa's glasses on and it's cracking them up apparently. Holy poo poo, that's crazy. He literally must have no one in his life who will tell him the truth about anything.
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Smeep posted:Holy poo poo, that's crazy. He literally must have no one in his life who will tell him the truth about anything. Speaking of Artie, I just listened to Artie vs Dice in the matter of Dice Didn't Send Artie a Check for $5 Measly Grand Within 10 (non-business) Days Because Dice is Actually in Show Business and holy poo poo does Artie come off terribly in this (which is an accomplishment considering what Dice can be like). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBBzZc0_kA
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Ether Frenzy posted:Speaking of Artie, I just listened to Artie vs Dice in the matter of Dice Didn't Send Artie a Check for $5 Measly Grand Within 10 (non-business) Days Because Dice is Actually in Show Business and holy poo poo does Artie come off terribly in this (which is an accomplishment considering what Dice can be like). "I didn't know he wanted a paper bag that night..."  Dice was always pretty good on the radio. Back in the very old days, when he'd occasionally hang out for the news, it was better than his comedy act.
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Dec 20, 2013 13:50
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Smeep posted:Holy poo poo, that's crazy. He literally must have no one in his life who will tell him the truth about anything. For the last year I've been reading biographies of different celebs and rock stars and the patters seems to be that as long as the money flows, people will say "yes" to any crazy idea you have.
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Dec 20, 2013 18:30
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prefect posted:"I didn't know he wanted a paper bag that night..." I've only started listening to Stern again in the past month or so, does he 1) Have any comedians on anymore besides Joan Rivers and Lisa Lampanelli? 2) Have comedians (or anybody else, for that matter), sit in on the news? I really miss that aspect of the show. While I still enjoy listening (there seems to be a memorable bit once a week, ie; I'm a big turtle whose pregnant and Ronnie's Christmas tips), you can really tell they're on autopilot at this point.
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Dec 20, 2013 18:34
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Bag of Sun Chips posted:I've only started listening to Stern again in the past month or so, does he Whitney Cummings and Sarah Silverman. Bag of Sun Chips posted:2) Have comedians (or anybody else, for that matter), sit in on the news? Nope, not for years now.
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Bag of Sun Chips posted:2) Have comedians (or anybody else, for that matter), sit in on the news? No. That extra time where the comedian is being funny during the tail-end of the show may cause the show to run until 10:05.
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prefect posted:Dice was always pretty good on the radio. Back in the very old days, when he'd occasionally hang out for the news, it was better than his comedy act.
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Haha what the hell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHid8xQWkfM I don't listen to the show anymore, did they promote this? Are they trying to go whole-hog on this concept, maybe post-Stern Show? They're so cute together. 
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