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CombineThresher posted:Enough steroids talk, let's look at some fat wrestlers. Louie Anderson wrestled? 
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DeathChicken posted:I guess wearing a bandana or something would be out of the question. It could be covered with makeup pretty easily. It's not something that looks too terrible when he's at a typical TV camera distance and not playing it up. 
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Isn't there an effect of using HGH where you get a bit of a belly? Yes, although I wouldn't say HHH has ever been a good example. I remember Test during his ECW & TNA runs having a really bad one. Also 2003 HHH is a much better example of fat HHH: 
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I was about to reply with "King Corn Carn" until I realized it's actually Kin Corn Karn. My life is a lie. 
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So much fat in one ring. Haystacks Calhoun vs. Happy Humphrey.  I think Humphrey was the heaviest wrestler ever at 800lb+, unless another has a picture of Yokozuna in his post-WWE days where he supposedly got up to 800lbs.
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Say Nothing posted:I think Humphrey was the heaviest wrestler ever at 800lb+, unless another has a picture of Yokozuna in his post-WWE days where he supposedly got up to 800lbs. 
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Well, Vince McMahon wasn't joking when he said that Yoko would have to lose approximately 400lbs if he wanted to return to the WWE. He was released because he couldn't pass a physical required for professional wrestlers by the New York State Athletic Commission, despite reportedly losing around 100lbs. I think the above photo might have been taken at Rodney's last event, the infamous Heroes Of Wrestling PPV, where Jake Roberts showed up too wasted to perform, groped a female fan, and collapsed in the ring with his snake draped over him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_of_Wrestling Yoko's weight was listed as 760lbs. He reportedly admitted he was intentionally getting bigger with a goal weight between 850 and 900 pounds. Anyway, another fat wrestler. No idea who this guy is, anyone know? 
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MassRafTer posted:It could be covered with makeup pretty easily. It's not something that looks too terrible when he's at a typical TV camera distance and not playing it up. I feel like he should be in some late night commerical on CNN/Fox News telling me not to take on the IRS alone...
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Say Nothing posted:So much fat in one ring. Hahaha quote:In 1960, Humphrey met future multiple NWA World Champion Harley Race, who was only 17 at the time.[3] Race, who was just beginning his own career, was hired as Humphrey's driver and he also wrestled Humphrey on multiple occasions.[3] Race earned $5 per day, plus room and board, for driving Humphrey, and $25 for each match he wrestled with Humphrey.[3] According to Race, Humphrey was so large that normal showers could not accommodate him. As a result, Humphrey was obliged to lie naked on the ground while Race would apply liquid soap to his body, scrub him with a mop and then rinse him off with a garden hose.[3] I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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quote:In 1960, Humphrey met future multiple NWA World Champion Harley Race, who was only 17 at the time.[3] Race, who was just beginning his own career, was hired as Humphrey's driver and he also wrestled Humphrey on multiple occasions.[3] Race earned $5 per day, plus room and board, for driving Humphrey, and $25 for each match he wrestled with Humphrey.[3] According to Race, Humphrey was so large that normal showers could not accommodate him. As a result, Humphrey was obliged to lie naked on the ground while Race would apply liquid soap to his body, scrub him with a mop and then rinse him off with a garden hose.[3] And suddenly I have a real clear view of how Harley wound up with the personality of Harley.
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DeathChicken posted:And suddenly I have a real clear view of how Harley wound up with the personality of Harley. If I had to wash an 800lb man, I'd want to taze Owen Hart too.
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DeathChicken posted:And suddenly I have a real clear view of how Harley wound up with the personality of Harley.
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quote:In 1960, Humphrey met future multiple NWA World Champion Harley Race, who was only 17 at the time.[3] Race, who was just beginning his own career, was hired as Humphrey's driver and he also wrestled Humphrey on multiple occasions.[3] Race earned $5 per day, plus room and board, for driving Humphrey, and $25 for each match he wrestled with Humphrey.[3] According to Race, Humphrey was so large that normal showers could not accommodate him. As a result, Humphrey was obliged to lie naked on the ground while Race would apply liquid soap to his body, scrub him with a mop and then rinse him off with a garden hose.[3] DeathChicken posted:And suddenly I have a real clear view of how Harley wound up with the personality of Harley. On one hand, that's awful and if I were Harley, I'd have carved my eyes out of my head with an ice cream scooper. Then again, zookeepers do this every day.
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Red posted:On one hand, that's awful and if I were Harley, I'd have carved my eyes out of my head with an ice cream scooper. Do zookeepers then get laid upon by the elephants and hippos they wash?
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LobsterMobster posted:Do zookeepers then get laid upon by the elephants and hippos they wash? Would you want him to lay upon you unwashed?
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TenaciousJ posted:Would you want him to lay upon you unwashed? I would rather be eaten by a hippo than get laid upon by a dude that fat, regardless of how clean he is.
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Harley is probably too salty and surly for the hippo to eat. He doesn't get the easy way out.
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Red posted:On one hand, that's awful and if I were Harley, I'd have carved my eyes out of my head with an ice cream scooper. Harley believes every body is beautiful.
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So Regal got a new shirt, presumably because Vince just discovered the Keep Calm meme.
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Red posted:On one hand, that's awful and if I were Harley, I'd have carved my eyes out of my head with an ice cream scooper. I think it was probably more like shampooing a couch.
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At that pace, Jake Roberts and Scott Hall are going to outlive The Rock.
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Dec 20, 2013 22:06
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Smell what the roids are cookin
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He cut back on a lot of the muscle for a bit during the time he was hanging around back in WWE and he looked really good, it's a bit sad that he packed the muscle back on. That said, he's still crazy agile and quick for a guy that size.
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Just glancing at it, before I saw the ink, I thought that was Lesnar.
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Glamorama26 posted:Just glancing at it, before I saw the ink, I thought that was Lesnar. I have seen that photo 5-6 times but everytime I see the thumbnail I think it is Brock.
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Jerusalem posted:He cut back on a lot of the muscle for a bit during the time he was hanging around back in WWE and he looked really good, it's a bit sad that he packed the muscle back on. He's playing Hercules, it was pretty much a given.
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fatherdog posted:He's playing Hercules, it was pretty much a given. They could have cast midgets for all the other parts 
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fatherdog posted:He's playing Hercules, it was pretty much a given. He's not actually playing Hercules though. It's some other dude. Fake edit to continue this because I'm confused; I have been seeing adds for a different movie that is coming out that is also about Hercules, but it's a skinny white dude or something. What the hell is going on?
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Stallion Cabana posted:He's not actually playing Hercules though. It's some other dude. The ads you see are for a terrible Hercules movie called 'The Legend of Hercules' coming out in January. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is playing Hercules in 'Hercules: The Thracian Wars', based on a good comic. It comes out July 2014 and we will all support it so Rock can keep up his success. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1267297/
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I think Rock might have the right genetics to build a monster physique.
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Oh those Hulk Hands are fun, some kid's going to have a great time.
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njsykora posted:
Big E Langston if awesome.
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Deadpool posted:Big E Langston if awesome. Yes I know that you probably made a typo 
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achillesforever6 posted:If? Big E is awesome! furely you wouldn't flander our founding fatherf by fhit-talking the claffical f.
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I Before E posted:furely you wouldn't flander our founding fatherf by fhit-talking the claffical f. And Finlay, yurr a baffturd...
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