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Cinderella and her special (snowflake) prince. Given her annual trips to Disneyland, this has to be one of those loons who develop unhealthy attachments to park performers. There's this following towards a Peter Pan actor, complete with fan fiction about him noticing all of the self harm they've inflicted on themselves and rushing in to rescue them.
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The Leper Colon V posted:Sorry about the double-post, but I was thinking, and my boyfriend and I were talking about a mutual ex. And at some point, I realized just how much he'd fit in with this thread... Holy crap... it's been a while, but I think I may know this person. Does Max have/ used to have a septum piercing?
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WebDog posted:Cinderella and her special (snowflake) prince. I know (sort of? She bought commissions from me twice and added me on FB) one of these people and she actually got a JOB at Disney to stalk the Peter Pan guy. After following him round the park taking photos of him every day of the week for weeks on end - she has one of those annual passes. But it's not the "popular" Peter Pan actor she liked, but another one (hipster Disney stalker?). She gave the guy fanart of her fursona and him together, v classy stuff, I'm sure he was thrilled. In the end she asked him out after getting her job there and he knocked her back and there was a huge saga about it, she's still a Disney loony to surpass all weeaboos I know though. Also she still works there, though not as a cast member, maintenence or something. moerketid fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Dec 20, 2013 |
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This isn't DisneyFan01 is it? The person whose amazing OC is called Marina Seadrift and bones that awful cyborg bear man from Treasure Planet in a long running and terrifying series of Kingdom Hearts-ish fancomics is it? She is also for reals in love with a cartoon character well into her thirties.
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uglynoodles posted:This isn't DisneyFan01 is it? The person whose amazing OC is called Marina Seadrift and bones that awful cyborg bear man from Treasure Planet in a long running and terrifying series of Kingdom Hearts-ish fancomics is it? She is also for reals in love with a cartoon character well into her thirties. The one I mentioned is called Yuchi and she draws tons and tons of Disney style art. I think she's in her 20s but I don't pay that much attention other than watching the train wreck of the Peter Pan obsession.
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Party Spock posted:Holy crap... it's been a while, but I think I may know this person. Does Max have/ used to have a septum piercing?
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Hi, I am the bolded boyfriend of Leper. You can call me Dog I guess, since it'll match my username best and is fine by me. Forgive me for not running jokes into the ground and/or doing noobish things within this post, I am but a simple lurker on SA (not an active one at that) and not entirely hip to all your lingo and such. Okay I will stop embarrassing myself now, on to the stories.The Leper Colon V posted:How dare you imply I'm not severely handicapped!*** Max had autism, told me many a time he had aspergers (Colon is telling me it was self-diagnosed... that is promising), and would proudly proclaim his aspie status at any chance. Normally this is fine by me, if anyone knows how awesome embracing yourself is, it is I, but typically these proclamations of aspie pride would arise at any moment where they could of course be used to verify special snowflake or "been there done that in a more dramatic and interesting manner than you" status. When it came to how those with aspergers were treated in society and by the media, Max would never miss a chance to join in the argument, pointing at himself as a success story. At one point I was browsing imgur and came across a Confession Bear that mentioned something along the lines of a parent secretly resenting their mentally challenged child for consuming their life. I take these memes with a grain of salt-- if you let everything on the internet upset you, you're gonna have a bad time-- but this one caught my attention and got me thinking. Colon, Max and I at the time constantly spoke in a group chat (Colon and Max were partners at the time, while I kept my distance from the "spooky scary" world of polyamory and instead was friends with Max, a situation he would work to change later on), and I mentioned the meme, a image at which Max immediately threw a raging bitch fit, rambling and cussing about how being disabled wasn't something people should be shamed for, and how that person should go die in hell and is an awful person and yadda yadda yadda. Being the fool I am and considering a civil debate at hand (oh what a fool I was), I pointed out that for those parents with severely handicapped children, it must be extremely hard. You're basically dedicating there rest of your life in some cases to raising a child that may never understand you or even appreciate the world around it in any manner but fear and pain, and resentment would be a natural thing to feel at a certain point. Of course it's not a debate I wish to get into on here or on any public medium, and I understand people have differing opinions on the matter, but I thought being in a chat with friends, a more relaxed atmosphere might trigger more philosophical discussion, as opposed to the typical "i'm right ur wrong go suck a dick" types of debates that pop up on the internet so often. I did not expect what came next... then again, I never truly expected the levels Max would go to. Turning on me with all the shpinx otherkin powers of ol, he begins to rant at me about his childhood, a mishmash of tales regarding everything from not being able to wear cotton clothes to apparently randomly screaming at children in classes and standing on the edge of the playground cause no one liked him. It accumulates in me being an obviously simpleminded idiot who could not tell he was in fact severely disabled just because he is a functioning human being at this point in time. I mean really guys, how dare I be such an assuming rear end? And you know what saved him? People not giving up on him and resenting him. I try to compose myself, wondering how to best combat this. Is he saying I should consider him severely mentally retarded? Is my perception of what mentally challenged individuals entail skewed? I try to politely point out that by severely handicapped I am referring more to people like my uncle-- a man I never met who died making GBS threads his pants at 30 with the brain of a three year old. No matter, Max simply demands I tell him all I know about the care given to my uncle. Was he given the chance to thrive? Perhaps my uncle simply remained severely handicapped because people didn't believe in him and give him the chance and encouragement to be more than he was, like they did for poor severely retarded Max! Because look at Max, a shining beacon of what can be done for the extremely disabled. Looking back on it, it pisses me off to no end. Max basically took a conversation that really didn't entirely pertain to him, and made it about him in every way. Not to mention, throwing out the "don't belittle my problems" card when I was talking about people who had it much worse is such a lovely thing to do. It's like a poor American giving you poo poo for talking about poor Ethiopians and not considering them in the combo. "Hey, I'm poor too you know! I didn't eat dinner once!" Hope that didn't come across as too dull. It wasn't one of the more exciting stories (I assure you, adventures in otherkin exploration is always exciting) but it was the one freshest in my mind, since I was raging about it he other day to Colon. More to come, hope you guys enjoy it all.
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dog of war posted:(Colon and Max were partners at the time, while I kept my distance from the "spooky scary" world of polyamory and instead was friends with Max, a situation he would work to change later on) Gay three way with the autistic otherkin?
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JohnOfOrdo3 posted:The sketch made this, are you going to do one for every update? Or just ever so often? My goal is to have a sketch for each one because pictures always make everything better. Haha, those particular stories were some of the most jacked up and made me really question not only her sanity but if she thought I had the mental capacity of a taco. WebDog posted:Cinderella and her special (snowflake) prince. She is most certainly attached to all the Disney princesses. She happily stands shoulder to shoulder with kids to get an autograph from her favorite princesses. It wouldn't surprise me if she routinely shoves down five year olds that get in the way of her precious Disney autographs. uglynoodles posted:This isn't DisneyFan01 is it? The person whose amazing OC is called Marina Seadrift and bones that awful cyborg bear man from Treasure Planet in a long running and terrifying series of Kingdom Hearts-ish fancomics is it? She is also for reals in love with a cartoon character well into her thirties. Definitely a different girl, Cindy's only 23 right now and likely far less interesting than that train wreck. She mentioned she drew when she first started to work with me but she shut up about it when she realized I could draw a bit myself and never showed me anything ever which either means she's a liar or a horrible artist and too embarrassed. Either way it's not out of the possibility of her having stashes and stashes of her OC cuddling with all the princesses.
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Please oh please keep the stories coming Colon I'm loving reading about ol Max.  Since I have some time here's another Cindy tale. Nothing grand yet but I like to build these things up fairly chronologically until you find yourself in the same whirlpool of idiocy I found myself in. Cinderella is entirely too small Before I go any further let me try and help you visualize the area in which I work. Here’s a picture of a cage that’s pretty similar to ours.  For those of you not familiar with a casino the cage is where you go for all your money needs. It’s a small area that is barred off but not enough so that someone couldn’t just hop up and jump in to take all our monies if they really wanted. Granted the gaming board – comprised of a mix of beefed up hot heads and old portly about-to-retire type state police – wouldn’t let them get too drat far. They pack heat son so don’t try it. Our cage has a max of 5 windows that a patron can go up to, bitch out and threaten the poor cashier for taking all their mortgage payment money, cut another $5000 dollar check then be on their merry way to find alot attendant to rant at too.  The only difference between my cage and the pictured cage is that we have signs at the top of the window that need to be flipped manually from ‘open’ to ‘close’ or vice versa because the switch to it went dead probably the first year it opened for business and the casino's response to getting it fixed was to laugh and say "gently caress YOU". That boring poo poo all explained let’s get to the next Cinderella moment. Remember the signs at the top of the window? Well it can pose a problem for those of us that are on the vertically challenged side, like yours truly here. But never fear there is help in the form of a plastic pole thing that was clearly rigged together with duct tape, glue, some plastic pieces and lots of love at some part of the existence of the casino. I have dubbed it the wonder pole. One fine fabulous night our wonder pole went missing as so often tends to happen (wonder pole gnomes obviously) and we short folk had to improvise. So being the clever cashiers we are we dug around in the cabinets and came up with a yard stick. It was tacky as hell but it did the trick. You had to stretch a little but it wasn’t ridiculously uncomfortable. When it came time for little Miss Cinderella to go to break and close her window using the ruler she stuck out her bottom lip and pouted like some spoilt child.  Hey Cinderella time for break close your window. But I’m too smaaaaall! What?Our supervisor was bumfuzzled by this. Hell we all were. So I took up the initiative to reason with the girl.  Hey Cinderella it’s no big deal. We’re the same height and I had no problem doing it.Using such sound logic one would only assume she saw the error of her statement night right? No Queen, you’re taller than me so it’s easier for you to reach. Um…no? Yes you are. You are soooooo much taller than me!To get the full effect of this statement how about I show a diagram of our heights?  Yes guys, I’m WAY taller than her. Not really knowing how to reason with her I simply closed her window for her – because I am so tall – and off she went to break happy as a lark. Meanwhile I began to ponder how Cinderella viewed the world around her through her “small” glasses. “I’M TOO SMALL!” Didn’t end there though. Oh no. It was a thing with her and branched out to anything and everything so long as it meant people would pity her. It was inevitable that someone would talk about something medical in their family or some illness they had and suddenly she’d pop up and say she had it too but worse so much worse because you see she’s so small! We believed her at first because I’m sure there has got to be some truth to that statement but not to the extent she rode the horse into the ground. But us other cashiers eventually stopped believing her when it just kept coming up over and over and over for everything little thing. I began to inwardly groan when she’d corner me in the cage and carry on about her horrible health issues that ranged from boring to down right fantastical. Of course she didn’t just stick with out and out medical she also went a step further one night when I was talking about getting my wisdom teeth cut out or pulled. She let me know she can’t get her teeth worked on because, you guessed it, her mouth was too small. And they can’t give her a shot to numb it because they don’t have a small enough dosage for her tiny mouth. Never you mind there are children out there with smaller mouths than this crazy bint who see the dentist but then again what do I know? I guess they just aren’t as special as Cinderella. Needless to say Cinderella is a bit of a hypochondriac and a massive liar. So much more on her lies will come up later in just about every story. Next up: Cinderella and her special (snowflake) prince
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This is incredible. I thought my boyfriend's moronic sister was the only one who did the "I'm so small!" thing. Now I know she has an American evil(ler) twin somewhere.
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Queen of Knights posted:Of course she didn’t just stick with out and out medical she also went a step further one night when I was talking about getting my wisdom teeth cut out or pulled. She let me know she can’t get her teeth worked on because, you guessed it, her mouth was too small. And they can’t give her a shot to numb it because they don’t have a small enough dosage for her tiny mouth. Never you mind there are children out there with smaller mouths than this crazy bint who see the dentist but then again what do I know? I guess they just aren’t as special as Cinderella. Needless to say Cinderella is a bit of a hypochondriac and a massive liar. So much more on her lies will come up later in just about every story. As someone assessed to have dreaded 'small mouth' by a real dentist and subsequently had three dental surgeries: no mouth is too small for mint-flavored numbing gel and a drug-filled needle. Do you think she twists her height/size into a 'disability' as a cheap grab for pity, a knowing ploy for sympathy, or is it just her go-to chronic lie as related to overheard health conversations? Also it's a little scary to know this Yuchi subjected that poor Peter Pan face character to stalking. If he's the performer I'm thinking of he's amazing as Peter and doesn't deserve terrible fursona shipping fanart. Ugh, my Magic Kingdom for a Mr. Yuk emoticon.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Also it's a little scary to know this Yuchi subjected that poor Peter Pan face character to stalking. If he's the performer I'm thinking of he's amazing as Peter and doesn't deserve terrible fursona shipping fanart. Ugh, my Magic Kingdom for a Mr. Yuk emoticon. I think it was this one:  Pic is from her Facebook, she has about a million including tons of photos on different days with the actor. :| I used to think it was just her who was nuts then I heard that one of the Peter Pan actors actually had to quit because he was being stalked so badly by nutty Tumblrites?
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moerketid posted:The one I mentioned is called Yuchi and she draws tons and tons of Disney style art. I think she's in her 20s but I don't pay that much attention other than watching the train wreck of the Peter Pan obsession. Now I am all sorts of curious about this Yuchi girl, tell us more. I'd laugh if it were Cinderella but probably not. It wouldn't be surprising if they're best buds on some Disney forum though, trading stories of their uber worship of Disney. SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:
For her I think it's a chronic lie that she's fallen back on all her life to a point she herself believes it to be true. She's the type to become so completely absorbed into her own lies she doesn't know whats real and whats not.  moerketid posted:This is incredible. I thought my boyfriend's moronic sister was the only one who did the "I'm so small!" thing. Now I know she has an American evil(ler) twin somewhere. Let us just hope the small twins don't ever meet up else the world might implode from the sheer smallness of it all. 
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Queen of Knights posted:Now I am all sorts of curious about this Yuchi girl, tell us more. I'd laugh if it were Cinderella but probably not. It wouldn't be surprising if they're best buds on some Disney forum though, trading stories of their uber worship of Disney. Nah I am pretty sure they are not the same people, you described someone who was pretty cute/attractive in her way and certainly illustrated her as slim, Yuchi is on the large side and, uh, "plain". I don't like being unkind about people's appearances and all but they don't sound similar to me. At any rate unfortunately I don't have much to tell on Yuchi, I am not a personal friend of hers and have only spoken to her directly as a customer and that was years ago. I don't know if she even remembers who I am on FB by now since she's never commented on anything of mine nor me on hers. I just started taking notice when there were photos of this Peter Pan actor in my feed every other day, then photos upon photos of them together (she took time to get up the nerve to have photos taken with him but then there's a lot on seperate occasions). Loads of "fanart" with her characters. It went on for months, there were lots of cryptic angsty lovelorn posts, "wish upon a star" junk etc etc. I guess if I looked back through her thousands of FB entries I could possibly piece it back together but unfortunately I do not have the time nor will to do so since she posts a crapton.  If I was actually a friend or aquaintence I would know more, but alas I'm not so I guess all I can do is offer a summary of one Disneyboo's life. On the up side she now has a real boyfriend (and a tattoo of Peter Pan on her shoulder).
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moerketid posted:This is incredible. I thought my boyfriend's moronic sister was the only one who did the "I'm so small!" thing. Now I know she has an American evil(ler) twin somewhere. There's a terrible Canadian mommy blogger called Babyslime who does this, too. It is so ridiculous, because she's like 4'11" and she's constantly complaining about not being able to do this or that (like getting dental work without opiates  ) because she's "so tiny." Meanwhile, a woman I know who has dwarfism and is well under 4 feet tall is powering through all this stuff.
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It's been a long journey, but I've finally read through all of this thread. Thank you uglynoodles and countless others who have posted these stories. I have a small story of my own to share. Please don't do any internet detectivery; she's very active online. My Roommate Who Thinks She's an Owl (and other disturbing things) My roommate Heather has been a good friend of mine since the beginning of high school. She hasn't acted abnormal or so until this past year. Heather has depression and I don't know if this is what's making her act the way that she is. A few nights ago she made this long post on her blog about finally figuring out her otherkin species. This had me monumentally confused because she's never mentioned any of this stuff before, and then suddenly here it is on her blog, a big-rear end post about how she thinks she's an owl. I'm going to paste a few of her sentences here: "I just realized that I probably AM owl kin. The more specific species is the Northern Saw-whet Owl." "I sometimes feel phantom wings, feathers, and tail, and often feel the urge to fly away." "My hoots aren’t big, more of a tooting sound, which is kind of like my natural voice: not big or barking, calming and quiet for the most part." "The thing that made me MOST realize I’m an owlkin though, is the fact that I sometimes cough up tiny 'tonsil stones'. It’s a little bit like the human equivalent of coughing up pellets like an owl." "I feel this body is awkward and as if this body isn’t my true one. I’ve always felt feathery, small, and winged" I also found out (the hard way) that Heather is into vore. The way that our dorm room is set up allows me to see her computer from where I'm sitting on my bed. Heather is an animation major so she usually spends a lot of time drawing on her tablet, and occasionally I glance over to see what she's working on. One night I hear her giggling. I guess she thought that I couldn't hear her because I had my earbuds on, but a quiet song was playing so I was able to hear. She giggled again and then said something like, "Yes, that'll work nicely." I look over at her screen and had to bite my lip to keep myself quiet. She was drawing vore of Transformers. I promptly switched to a louder song and didn't look up for the next couple of hours. Sorry if this is kind of short and has no clear resolution. All of this stuff just started happening within the last month, so I have no idea if Heather's going to bloom into full crazy or not.
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Question Mark Mound posted:You know what you have to do. This thread will become your liveblog of her descent into madness. Or try to find her the appropriate help. Two paths leave the forest! The path of the saint, or the path of astral babies which leads to forums glory!
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Question Mark Mound posted:You know what you have to do. This thread will become your liveblog of her descent into madness. Or try to find her the appropriate help. They're not mutually exclusive!
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Question Mark Mound posted:You know what you have to do. This thread will become your liveblog of her descent into madness. Or try to find her the appropriate help. Tell her about this great thread you found on an online forum so you can both laugh at people with astral anime harems together. Make sure she understands she can't skip ahead without missing comedy gold so by the time she gets to her own entry all she can do is cringe and thank you.
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Quarter Past Ten posted:I promptly switched to a louder song and didn't look up for the next couple of hours. Obviously you know her better than I do, but if she's giggling and talking to herself out loud with vore open on her screen when she knows you're sitting right there, there's a good chance she wanted you to see.
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hyperhazard posted:Obviously you know her better than I do, but if she's giggling and talking to herself out loud with vore open on her screen when she knows you're sitting right there, there's a good chance she wanted you to see. Yeah I don't want to think about it too much  All this owl stuff she's going on about is going to make me watch my jewelry box more carefully. I love owl necklaces and own quite a few of them. I don't want her taking them or messing with them.
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Vorgen posted:The most disturbing part of the story for me is the coughing up tonsil stones part. Does that actually happen? Do people actually DO that? Yes. They're very small, like less than a millimeter in diameter, pellets that are yellow and if you have the misfortune to break one open it has the worst odor. Not everyone gets them but it might happen if you get certain illnesses or have tonsil problems. You don't "cough them up" so much as go "what the gently caress is this thing in the back of my mouth" and make like a suctiony-motion and it comes up and out. They don't resemble what owls cough up at all 
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DicktheCat posted:Ask owl-girl if she feels the wings on her back. Every single bird otherkin feels like they should have wings on their back. Maybe she's a MUTANT owlkin. The kind that would not be able to fly or hunt. Or survive its first few days of life without severe medical intervention.
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Today on tumblr Heather reblogged a post that said, "do you ever forget that you’re a real person?" And she responded with, "Literally all the time. I'm never a real person, I'm an owl." Apparently this all started because a friend of hers was thinking of what kind of animal species her friends would be. She thought Heather would make a good chinchilla, so that got Heather interested in the whole idea. I guess Heather did some animal research and came up with an owl as her species.
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sweeperbravo posted:Yes. They're very small, like less than a millimeter in diameter, pellets that are yellow and if you have the misfortune to break one open it has the worst odor. Not everyone gets them but it might happen if you get certain illnesses or have tonsil problems. Owls 'cast', not cough up. A cast is the leftover fur, feathers, bones etc from the owl's meal. Muscular action in the crop rolls and compresses the inedible stuff into a pellet, which the owl then casts out. You can buy owl pellets and cut them up to see what the bird ate. It's essential to the health of a bird of prey.
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Quarter Past Ten posted:owlkin shenanigans It's a thing of beauty to catch it from the start and watch it spiral. You are the otherkin hunter and you shall observe your subject from afar and document it's decline into madness for the amusement of this thread.  I got off work early so I was able to finish up some sketches for the next segment of Cinderella's saga so here you all go. Cinderella and her special (snowflake) prince/Shut up Cinderella I do so hate to spoil the fun but Cinderella's prince turns out to be your average joe-douchebag. Moving on along as I mentioned before Cinderella had a fixation on "super sexy" men and constant hypochondriac moments but somehow I was able to tolerate her fairly well. I guess it's because I have the patience of a saint. Our routine usually went her prancing over to the window beside me and blabbing on and on about anything and everything that usually didn’t interest me in the least. I could deal with a little bit of this but after a while I usually wanted to stab a pen in my ears. It was with her that I honed my skills in “looking like I totally care but actually I’m not listening to you”.  Anyways on one of these days of her yacking her head off I managed to gleam an interesting bit of info about Cinderella. She had met a guy online on one of those many online dating sites and he’s totally cool, a gamer dood and a training priest and totally not a pedo!(spoiler: He’s very likely going to be. Seriously.  )This could be good for her I thought. It might even be the start of a beautiful thing that urges her to grow up and mature a bit… or maybe her sanity will deteriorate and start a yearlong drama that sucks everybody in the department into its black hole of insanity. Couldn't possibly be that second possibility. So Cinderella ends up hooking up with the priest guy and thus began her commitment with Mr. Priest-in-Training and from that moment on the ONLY thing she ever talked about was Mr.Priest-in-Training who I’m just gonna call Dick because that’s exactly what he turned out to be.  For now Dick seemed alright enough considering he was the only thing Cinderella talked about. And I mean the ONLY thing. It was cute at first, young love and all that jazz and I figured after a month tops she’d sort of tapper off a bit and start to talk about other things that still bored me. Nope. Quite the opposite happened actually. She spoke so much about this guy you'd bloody well think he was a drat prince. She'd talk about his everyday life and what all minute things that happened it was almost like I was dating Dick and I did NOT want to date Dick. Not only would she constantly talk about how awesome Dick was and how handsome he was or how they had ate chilli and he got uber bad diarrhea and he'd farted all night long but she’d always find a way to insert a comment about Dick into a conversation that didn’t involve her or her precious Dick at all. I mean left field comments that would leave you so very confused. Here was one of my favorite moments of such a happening as best I can paraphrase between Cinderella, myself and a friend who was married to a manwhore who I’ll just refer to as girl-who-was-married-to-a-cheating-douchebag. Hey Susie I heard your husband was cheating on you with a stripper. Yeah dude is a total idiot, I saw pictures of this chic screwing a dildo on his phone and rear end loads of “I miss you!” texts from her but he still denies he’s cheating. What the hell? Men are idiots. Especially my husband. Me and Dick went to McDonalds today and he got French fries! Uh.. …What the hell does that have to do with my cheating douchebag husband?And for those of you who prefer pictures...    Bravo Cinderella bravo for being oblivious to it all and jamming your prince into a conversation that he didn’t belong in… yet.  Stay tuned for You Just don’t understand!/Cinderella’s dating tips: Just Faint!!
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Queen of Knights posted:Not only would she constantly talk about how awesome Dick was and how handsome he was or how they had ate chilli and he got uber bad diarrhea and he'd farted all night long 
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Was he in training to be a Roman Catholic priest? Or a non-celibate priest, like Episcopal or Greek Orthodox or similar?
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