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Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
How the gently caress do you even get to be Yokozuna's size? Did he have an IV of lard hooked up while sleeping?

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Nut Bunnies posted:

How the gently caress do you even get to be Yokozuna's size? Did he have an IV of lard hooked up while sleeping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90q3SpMdFc

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That reminds me of a promo I saw once where Fuji was saying to train Demolition, he had them push a truck uphill while he was riding the brakes.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Nut Bunnies posted:

How the gently caress do you even get to be Yokozuna's size? Did he have an IV of lard hooked up while sleeping?
For actual sumotori, it's a combination of a diet that's high in protein but even higher in empty carbs (mainly white rice and beer), and slowing their metabolism by skipping breakfast, eating two meals a day and taking a long nap between lunch and dinner.

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

Skipping breakfast doesn't actually slow down your metabolism though, so i'd say its just eat lots.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

canada jezus posted:

Skipping breakfast doesn't actually slow down your metabolism though, so i'd say its just eat lots.

When I read that I started to worry so thanks for clearing that up

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Edit: Photoshop; nm

Gonz fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Dec 21, 2013

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
^^ Didn't someone else get probation for that for posting an obvious photoshop?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Chris Gaines posted:

^^ Didn't someone else get probation for that for posting an obvious photoshop?

I was unaware that was a photoshop. If need be, i'd be happy to delete it.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


Fat guy in a little coat

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Wario Kart 64 posted:



Fat guy in a little coat

Hahahaha this is amazing

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hahahaha this is amazing

Bonus:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
:911:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Goddammit.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


God drat! I'm speechless.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


haha jesus christ

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


They forgot the ,8,1!

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!


ROH just isn't what it used to be.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

The guy (?) on the rascal is the icing on the cake.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

This makes sense to me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kifisonfire posted:

The guy (?) on the rascal is the icing on the cake.
Strange how decades ago the 500lb fat guy would have been in the main event instead of the audience.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Say Nothing posted:

Strange how decades ago the 500lb fat guy would have been in the main event instead of the audience.

What is this "decades" of which you speak, Survivor Series wasn't even a month ago.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Say Nothing posted:

Strange how decades ago the 500lb fat guy would have been in the main event instead of the audience.

BAH GAWD HERE COMES HAYSTACKS HOVEROUND! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP :bahgawd:

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
This s what excellence looks like


and this is what Iizuka's newest piece of art looks like (anyone know if this is based on another anime character?)


frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Illinois Smith posted:

(anyone know if this is based on another anime character?)
Fred Flintstone is not an anime.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
wrong tab

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Illinois Smith posted:

This s what excellence looks like



The greatest thing about them posing was Nakamura tweaking out nonstop and Okada just looking at him like "What the gently caress dude."

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

frankenfreak posted:

Fred Flintstone is not an anime.

This needs to be a thread title of something. I don't know what, but something.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Is there a video of this? I need it for a project.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Tastes like fist.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Happy Holidays!!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Wrestlers at Christmas!

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Say Nothing posted:

Tastes like fist.


When did we start letting orcs compete at MMA?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



bobkatt013 posted:

Happy Holidays!!


The little kids in the foreground in the second picture totally make this.

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Umbra Dubium posted:

When did we start letting orcs compete at MMA?

From what I've seen of early UFC, pretty early on.

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