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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Nah, he's really addictive and sounds so plausible - especially his early stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr7bPmGTQUk

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Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

For the first girl, I get the impression that if she stopped laughing she'd have started crying.

That's Michelle Jenneke! You may know her from this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIveHwQcgU She wasn't hurt at all and had a good laugh about it.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

JESUS that was close! That just goes to show you that you can't taunt a wild animal like that and not expect to get attacked.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Jesus, that fail compilation was pretty bad...some were kinda funny in that it was just stupid human tricks, but other ones were downright terrifying (the boat/car/plane crash ones, especially).

The deer falling @ 15:44 never fails to crack me up...so graceful :allears:

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Dec 23, 2013

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
The guy blowing on the car engine around 24:00 is what did it for me. "I'll just blow this fire out..." :allears:

Edit: AND THE SEA LION AT 29:12 THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO

Mocking Bird has a new favorite as of 23:29 on Dec 23, 2013

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.

Look for a trampoline.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Mathhole posted:


Look for a trampoline.

How the gently caress does this even happen?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Wind, at a guess.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011

[url=https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876906]

Guy should have laid down in the middle of the bed.

Shux
Feb 25, 2012

Join Freestyle Cyclists and help repeal Australia's unjustified Helmet laws.

Studies have shown cars travel much closer to cyclists wearing helmets, arguably increasing the risk of an accident.

Hwbrgdtse posted:

Dork tries to hit on a girl over vent, cries when she rejects him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

Really can't make up my mind if it's a creepy dude with a bad mic, a master level troll or some poor kid with a disability that just wanted to be friends.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

This dog knows no schadenfreude.

Until it tries to breathe, I guess.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

John Murdoch posted:

That clip was terrifying. I'm really glad nobody got seriously injured. :ohdear:

On the lighter side of things... :stare: "Just call the po-lice, babe."

What I take away from this entire compilation is that the Mojave Desert taunts idiots.

Of course, since I live out here, I already knew that, right?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Mathhole posted:


Look for a trampoline.



Welp, officer, you got me fair and square this time...

and as for the trampoline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPKb9z4l7eM

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Ozz81 posted:

Jesus, that fail compilation was pretty bad...some were kinda funny in that it was just stupid human tricks, but other ones were downright terrifying (the boat/car/plane crash ones, especially).

The deer falling @ 15:44 never fails to crack me up...so graceful :allears:

Yeah the plane thing was loving horrific, what the hell happened there?

To add to the batsu game discussion from earlier, the same guys do a cooking show where they make a certain dish with whatever ingredients they think would be good. They usually aren't. Also one of the guys really wanted a sponsorship deal with Frisk mints, so he adds them to almost everything he cooks. You can guess how that turns out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haj_4XW27xc

This one's the pizza episode

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Planet Piss posted:

Yeah the plane thing was loving horrific, what the hell happened there?

To add to the batsu game discussion from earlier, the same guys do a cooking show where they make a certain dish with whatever ingredients they think would be good. They usually aren't. Also one of the guys really wanted a sponsorship deal with Frisk mints, so he adds them to almost everything he cooks. You can guess how that turns out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haj_4XW27xc

This one's the pizza episode

That was surprisingly funny, especially the Frisk mint pizza and the pig face pizza reactions.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Shux posted:

Really can't make up my mind if it's a creepy dude with a bad mic, a master level troll or some poor kid with a disability that just wanted to be friends.

The other people in the chat seem to know him, which to me suggests he's not a troll. I'm guessing he's socially awkward and inexperienced and wants to get this girl to like him but has no idea how. He even says he wants to get her to like him by buying her games. :smith:

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Planet Piss posted:

Yeah the plane thing was loving horrific, what the hell happened there?




It was in the news a month or two ago. I think everyone survived via parachute, and one of the plane's pilots managed to land it safely. I might be mistaken though.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Here's that same thing only with a 20-million-dollar helicopter instead of a Merc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5Dxizy4ZE

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Horror Queefs posted:

It was in the news a month or two ago. I think everyone survived via parachute, and one of the plane's pilots managed to land it safely. I might be mistaken though.

Pretty sure that's it, yeah. Lucky they were skydiving and not just sightseeing, right?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

Here's that same thing only with a 20-million-dollar helicopter instead of a Merc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5Dxizy4ZE

Why am I not surprised that the pilot is a southerner.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYR-MXXLyc

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Phanatic posted:

Here's that same thing only with a 20-million-dollar helicopter instead of a Merc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5Dxizy4ZE

"Ya think I can make it in there?"
"Nope"
"Oh ye of little faith, look how big it is"
*crashing sounds*
"Oh poo poo, oh dammit, get it under control"



You do what you have to when you're out in the field. Hope you don't need to use that size, though.





Unrelated to previous images: Some guy on Imgur finally opens a safe (people are always posting safes on imgur with comments like "gonna have this open by next week!" and never come back and the users all hate it) but it is empty except for a dead spider. This does not go over well.

imgur comments posted:

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME
OP delivered. The safe didn't.
I cannot describe how disappointed I am.
I.......I don't loving believe it
A loving SPIDER? CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE!?
So basically, it's a safe full of nope, disappointment and the fallen hopes and dreams of the internet.. Merry fuckin Christmas imgur.

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Unrelated to previous images: Some guy on Imgur finally opens a safe (people are always posting safes on imgur with comments like "gonna have this open by next week!" and never come back and the users all hate it) but it is empty except for a dead spider. This does not go over well.

The granddaddy of these was The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults. In the mid 80s Geraldo Rivera claimed to have found a long lost Capone treasure stash, and was on the air non-stop for hours as they tried to crack open the vault. 30 million people watched Rivera humiliate himself on live TV after the vault was revealed to only contain a few broken bottles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P84OKTUx6LY

Unfortunately it taught him that he would get massive ratings no matter how much of an rear end he made himself.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

For those wondering about the plane collision: http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nightly-news/53461411

Everyone lives. :psyduck:

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That was surprisingly funny, especially the Frisk mint pizza and the pig face pizza reactions.

Yeah Absolutely Tasty is loving hilarious, especially if you know anything about cooking(or have the tiniest bit of common sense) since you'd know right off the bat if something's going to fail hard

Here's Tempura:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm511cNLbZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KLmmHLJhw

Pasta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81uMgbZP2g

Rice:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgbl54_rice1_fun
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgb57x_rice_fun

You can find them all here http://crazyontv.com/category/gaki-no-tsukai/absolutely-tasty-series/ They're all great

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

flip flops

BlackCircle
Oct 21, 2005

I did Nazi that butt coming
Every time I see pictures or videos of skateboarders loving things up horribly I always end up saying something like "If you wore a helmet and some pads this would be a lot funnier" instead I end up thinking about just how badly they hurt themselves.

Its not like helmets are dorky looking anymore either.

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008

Your trying to use logic on a "sport" that's all about smoking weed and performing worthless stunts most people don't find interesting. Pads and helmets are lame, therefore you are lame by association.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TheHistoryChannel posted:

Your trying to use logic on a "sport" that's all about smoking weed and performing worthless stunts most people don't find interesting. Pads and helmets are lame, therefore you are lame by association.

You're a loving idiot.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

BlackCircle posted:

Every time I see pictures or videos of skateboarders loving things up horribly I always end up saying something like "If you wore a helmet and some pads this would be a lot funnier" instead I end up thinking about just how badly they hurt themselves.
Yeah, I can't really enjoy the ones where it looks like someone got seriously injured. :/

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

TheHistoryChannel posted:

Your trying to use logic on a "sport" that's all about smoking weed and performing worthless stunts most people don't find interesting. Pads and helmets are lame, therefore you are lame by association.

This isn't an empty quote, it's my latest contribution to the thread.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Horror Queefs posted:

This isn't an empty quote, it's my latest contribution to the thread.

Poop touched :siren:

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Give me your lunch money, TheHistoryChannel.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

I thought that meant when you directly interfere in something off site, like Doobies Dog House. Do you mean it was a troll I fell for? If so, bad troll is the schadenfreude, works either way.


Anyway, some good content I dont think has been posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kl3ErZpjj8

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Horror Queefs posted:

I thought that meant when you directly interfere in something off site, like Doobies Dog House. Do you mean it was a troll I fell for? If so, bad troll is the schadenfreude, works either way.


Anyway, some good content I dont think has been posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kl3ErZpjj8

Swear to god I saw that on America's Funniest Home videos or something like that. I love it!

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
this one may have been posted a while back but it's short and always good for a quick laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv4m41viy4I

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

slow_twitch posted:

A magical 33 minute 2013 schadenfreude compilation for all : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ybqsis4A64

3:50-

"Dude, why'd you do that??"
"Because I'm Batman."

Good on him for staying in character.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

I'd never tell that to Don Frye, what am I an idiot? He's kind of a good example of my point though. Don Frye was a world class wrestler who also happened to have pretty powerful punches. Back in the infancy of UFC that was enough to become champion, but not today. Today Don Frye would have to me much more technically skilled in a lot of areas to be at all competitive.

And he could kick Godzilla's rear end, even if it wasn't hand to hand.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Wait, is this on Google Street View? That would make it even more hilarious. Every time she looks at stuff near her house, she has to see her most ignominious moment caught on camera for everyone to see.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Croisquessein posted:

3:50-

"Dude, why'd you do that??"
"Because I'm Batman."

Good on him for staying in character.

That was probably the best part of the whole thing.

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