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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.



loving hell she's a munter.

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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.



hahahahahahahaha

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.



Well picked Wayne.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.


Rooney's posture makes him look like an old man using a cane.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Roberto Martinez is smooth.





quote:

Annie said: “I was so excited when I met him. He asked me how I was. I told him that my favourite player was Alan Ball in the 1960s and I liked Dixie Dean (in the 1930s) too. I told Roberto that he was doing well with the team. We don’t miss the other fella (David Moyes) now.

“He (Roberto) brought me a picture. Moyes is up in my lounge and he is coming down and the Martinez picture is going up. I didn’t expect this. I nearly ended up in Fazakerley hospital.”

Harsh.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fc-boss-roberto-martinez-6437289

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.



Holy poo poo is that thing real? Their faces look like they've been photoshopped to be 50% bigger :stare:. Also, Colleeen is apparently a man.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I like to think that Rooney's kids spend most of their time desperately looking for some sort of escape.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Pissflaps posted:

loving hell she's a munter.

As an American, what's a munter?

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

TraderStav posted:

As an American, what's a munter?

A minger.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


trem_two posted:

A lot of footballers are posting pictures of their Christmas festivities today. Here's my favorite so far.



"'urry up like, we're missing Corrie"

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
Roberto Martinez owns

e: holy gently caress she actually watched dixie dean, that's like old old school

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Carrier posted:

A minger.

Eh

:negative:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tzen posted:

Rooney's posture makes him look like an old man using a cane.

He reminds me of Old Bill Tannen from Back to the future.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


ming·er
ˈmiNGər/
nounBRIT.informal
1.
an unattractive or unpleasant person or thing.
"Why can't anyone see that Spencer is a complete minger?"

edit:See also:
1. munter
an ugly woman (British slang)
Gaz got pissed and pulled a right munter last night!

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is Wayne Rooney holding a bong?

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Rooney has a good sense of humour imo.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

oliwan posted:

Is Wayne Rooney holding a bong?

He's probably leaning on some ugly as sin chair.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Holding the handle of a giant glass dildo.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I really don't think she's that bad when considering how Wayne Rooney looks. I mean, yeah, he's a footballer and should be able to land someone well above his level but there are surely limits as we've also seen with Ribery.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Mash posted:

I really don't think she's that bad when considering how Wayne Rooney looks. I mean, yeah, he's a footballer and should be able to land someone well above his level but there are surely limits as we've also seen with Ribery.

In his defence they met and started going out long before he became rich Shrek. Also that's a very unflattering photo of her she's not exactly a munter. Why they shared that photo with the public is mindboggling, it's horrendous.

She's quite an attractive lass with a hell of a set of dimples.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Ninpo posted:

In his defence they met and started going out long before he became rich Shrek. Also that's a very unflattering photo of her she's not exactly a munter. Why they shared that photo with the public is mindboggling, it's horrendous.

She's quite an attractive lass with a hell of a set of dimples.



I dont care why they shared it, i'm glad they did. Its phenomenal.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

We're arguing about WAGs and theres a match every three days imagine what we'd be like if we had a full winter break

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What does WAG mean in feminist terms

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Abu Dave posted:

What does WAG mean in feminist terms

Wrong and gross.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

El Hefe posted:

He's probably leaning on some ugly as sin chair.

Which probably costs more than most people make in a month

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ninpo posted:

She's quite an attractive lass with a hell of a set of dimples.



Zhe is ok I guess

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Even the ugly kids at school would get tasty birds if they were good at football

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

TelekineticBear! posted:

Even the ugly kids at school would get tasty birds if they were good at football

Peter Crouch

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



serious gaylord posted:

I dont care why they shared it, i'm glad they did. Its phenomenal.

Agreed, made my Christmas.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Please don't post your own Twitter in this thread, it's for pictures and videos of footballers. You do pass though, congrats.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

T. Finninho posted:

lol came across this oldie again today



This is one of the best things I've seen all year.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
There's been much worse offside decisions I don't know what the fuss is

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

serious gaylord posted:

There's been much worse offside decisions I don't know what the fuss is

no other team in the league has ever been wronged by a referee

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://mobile.twitter.com/GervinhOfficial/status/416279097635901440?screen_name=GervinhOfficial

#backonthepeach

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

As a life-long resident of the greater Detroit area, I approve of that shirt.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Faroe Islands continuing to troll Scotland in all endeavours

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