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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

a travelling HEGEL posted:

Oh dear.

In the first place, this isn't useless at all, and in the second place, would she then be like the...ultrahipster?
That's why there are quotation marks. History in Trinity College Dublin is a tough course to get into, so instead of doing something else that she had an interest in making a career out of she decided to do History for four years and then get Daddy to pay for private Law courses elsewhere.

In retrospect, I have no idea WTF I was thinking and I am glad this is ten years ago. I was a dumb teenager.

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Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

BurningStone posted:

In his memoirs, US Grant told a story of going for a ride to inspect his lines when he took over command at Chattanooga. Or, at least, what he thought were his lines, because he rode right up to a Confederate soldier. Grant writes that they chatted politely, then he just rode on.

If only Felix Zollicoffer would have been so lucky.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Italy also sent an expedition (later 8th Army) to fight in the Russian front, and a torpedo boat detachment to Lake Ladoga. Neither of them did too well. The MAS boats were transferred to Finland after the season of 1942.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Nenonen posted:

Italy also sent an expedition (later 8th Army) to fight in the Russian front, and a torpedo boat detachment to Lake Ladoga. Neither of them did too well. The MAS boats were transferred to Finland after the season of 1942.

That's one way of putting it.

Otroschenkov Sergei Andreyevich posted:

When we got repaired we caught up with our troops. We arrived in the area; I will never forget the Cossack hamlet Khlebny. 3 km from there was another hamlet named Petrovsky. It was also occupied by Soviet tanks, but not those of our brigade. Between those two hamlets, which lay on hills, there was lowland. Early in the morning the 8th Italian army was passing along that lowland in an enormous thick crowd saving itself from the encirclement. When the Italian vanguard units aligned with us we heard the command being distributed along our columns: “Go forward! Crush them!" Then we tore into them from both flanks! I have never seen a mess as that one. We literally ground the Italian army into the soil. You should have looked into our eyes to see how much anger and hatred we had then! So we were squashing those Italians like bugs. It was winter; our tanks were painted in white color. When we disengaged from the battle the tanks below the turrets were red as if had floated in blood. I looked at the tracks: hands and fragments of skulls were stuck here and there. The spectacle was appalling. We captured crowds of POWs that day. After that elimination the 8th Italian army literally ceased to exist. At least, I never saw a single Italian at the front after that.

Probably in bad taste for me to post my woodcraft T34-85...



EDIT: VVV I believe those hatches are supposed to be the roof ventilators.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Dec 25, 2013

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fangz posted:

Probably in bad taste for me to post my woodcraft T34-85...

That's one way of putting it.

(the upgunned T-34 was not even close to being in service at the time!)

That's a beautiful craft, although I miss the commander's cupola. And I'm not sure what the printed hatches at the back of the turret are supposed to be... but when I get back to home I'm sure to show what it's supposed to look like (that is, my Soviet-era toy T-34)!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

BurningStone posted:

It seems surprisingly common. Even more common seem to be wink-wink nudge-nudge arrangements between soldiers where they fake fight. I worked with a guy from Taiwan, who had served in their military while they were officially, but not really, at war with China. He said the Chinese would shell them at the exact same time every afternoon. It was something like at 2:55 they would go into the cave that served as a bunker and at 3:15 they'd come back out.

When did this happen anyway? I imagine if they were close enough to shell it was probably Kinmen.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Nenonen posted:

And I'm not sure what the printed hatches at the back of the turret are supposed to be...
I suspect hatches to load ammunition into the bins with, but I bet Ensign Expendable has a document that tells you exactly what they are somewhere around.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I know in real life they're ventilation domes, but the printed graphic looks like they're hinged like the engine hatch.

BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011

Frostwerks posted:

When did this happen anyway? I imagine if they were close enough to shell it was probably Kinmen.

A while back. I must have heard the story in 1990, and he had been in the US for years.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Nenonen posted:

I know in real life they're ventilation domes, but the printed graphic looks like they're hinged like the engine hatch.
That makes sense too then. I guess the designer assumed the same thing I did and added hinges?

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Nenonen posted:

I know in real life they're ventilation domes, but the printed graphic looks like they're hinged like the engine hatch.

Yes, they are supposed to be more dome-like. The designer of this model must not have been looking at the reference material too closely. The road wheel spacing is wrong, the suspension arms are on the wrong side of their wheel, and the turret seems to have horns.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I just spent an hour reading those Christmas truce letters. I am almost in tears and I am usually not someone who gives two shits about the holidays.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Frostwerks posted:

When did this happen anyway? I imagine if they were close enough to shell it was probably Kinmen.

Yeah, I would think it would have to be Kinmen or Matsu, probably after the Second Strait Crisis.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
To continue on the theme


National socialist tree ornaments

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

bewbies posted:

I just spent an hour reading those Christmas truce letters. I am almost in tears and I am usually not someone who gives two shits about the holidays.

I knocked this up quickly reguarding the truce.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nenonen posted:

To continue on the theme


You sonofabitch. I thought I had forgotten about the depressing story behind this :smith:

Reading Antony Beevor's Stalingrad last year was not the best Yuletide literature choice.

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
I got Shattered Sword for Christmas as well! The other milhist book I got was Quest for Decisive Victory by Robert Citino.

Does anyone here have a good grasp on the history Imperial Japanese Army? In particular, I'm interested in its leaders. We always hear about Patton, Montgomery, Zhukov, and Rommel, but nary a word about skilled Japanese (land) commanders.

Through its history, did the IJA have any important theorists? How did the experiences of the First Sino-Japanese War and the Russo-Japanese War shape the IJA?

jonnypeh
Nov 5, 2006
Recently I finished Bloodlands: Europe Between Hitler and Stalin

In conclusion: gently caress wars. Best thing one can do in such a situation is not to be a participant in war crimes. However as it turned out, if a German refused to shoot somebody, they had auxiliaries to do it for them.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Shattered sword goons, how different is that book from Symonds' book? I got a BN giftcard and would't mind picking it up if its at least some what different.

DasReich
Mar 5, 2010

brozozo posted:

I got Shattered Sword for Christmas as well! The other milhist book I got was Quest for Decisive Victory by Robert Citino.

Does anyone here have a good grasp on the history Imperial Japanese Army? In particular, I'm interested in its leaders. We always hear about Patton, Montgomery, Zhukov, and Rommel, but nary a word about skilled Japanese (land) commanders.

Through its history, did the IJA have any important theorists? How did the experiences of the First Sino-Japanese War and the Russo-Japanese War shape the IJA?

The IJA had what you might call a high turnaround for officers starting with Guadalcanal. They died with their men most times so any lessons they learned they took to their graves.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Shattered sword goons, how different is that book from Symonds' book? I got a BN giftcard and would't mind picking it up if its at least some what different.

Shattered Sword seems to tackle the subject more from the POV of the IJN, whereas Symonds' book looks at the American side, in particular with a long background on what the American carriers were doing prior to Midway, such as Coral Sea and the raids by the Enterprise and Lexington on outlying Japanese bases shortly after Pearl Harbor (which was the first I had ever known of such action)

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Got a new kindle for chrimbo and picked up Shattered Sword as one of my first purchases- I don't post here, but this thread is my main source of entertainment on the forums so the recommendation must be sound. :)

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Alright, that took longer than I thought it would. I took a whole lot of photos and combined with family taking over most of my time, it took me a few days to go through all the photos and find the ones that weren't crap. I can try to provide explanations for what I took pictures of, but right now I've got to go so I'll just leave this here for now.

I got a question though, some of the European armors had giant spike things sticking out of them, I thought that they were there to help remove the armor, but why didn't all of the armors have them? Seems odd that some suits and helmets had those spikes and some didn't.
http://imgur.com/a/Hn9gt

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Don Gato posted:

I got a question though, some of the European armors had giant spike things sticking out of them, I thought that they were there to help remove the armor, but why didn't all of the armors have them? Seems odd that some suits and helmets had those spikes and some didn't.
http://imgur.com/a/Hn9gt

Could you be more specific, maybe circle some of what you're talking about? The only armour I can see with an actual spike is a suit clearly designed for jousting, though I do not know if it served a purpose other than looking cool.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
This is a lance rest. I can't see how it's attached, but it would either be able to fold in (if it's on a hinge) or rotate upwards (if it's on a screw) while not in use.


I'm not sure, but I thiiiiink this is where you'd attach a...shield thing in Stechzeug armor as one more step towards the goal of turning yourself into an immobile box of metal with a human inside:


The spike corresponds to a hole in the shield; you slot it through and then tie it off, as so:


Where's this from, by the way? The wheel on red looks just like the coat of arms of Erfurt.


HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Dec 27, 2013

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

a travelling HEGEL posted:

I'm not sure, but I thiiiiink this is where you'd attach a...shield thing in Stechzeug armor as one more step towards the goal of turning yourself into an immobile box of metal with a human inside:


How are you meant to see out of this? I realise that stopping people from jabbing you in the eyeholes is good but seriously, where is the vision hole?

Rabhadh
Aug 26, 2007
You don't need to see a whole lot while jousting. Presumably you can just take off that big face piece and use something else for actual battlefield use.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Slavvy posted:

How are you meant to see out of this? I realise that stopping people from jabbing you in the eyeholes is good but seriously, where is the vision hole?

I think the point in a tournament was to blindly flail at where you thought your opponent might be until someone landed some hits, like two duelling piņatas.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Possibly apocryphal: Romans had a class of gladiators who specialized in this. They'd fight each other with solid helmets with no eye or ear holes.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

a travelling HEGEL posted:

I'm not sure, but I thiiiiink this is where you'd attach a...shield thing in Stechzeug armor as one more step towards the goal of turning yourself into an immobile box of metal with a human inside

And hundreds of years later, they succeeded!

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Ensign Expendable posted:

And hundreds of years later, they succeeded!


The early 1400s called, they like Wotan's style.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Man that dude standing on his cape is a huge dick.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

uPen posted:

Man that dude standing on his cape is a huge dick.
That makes me think that pushing over a knight would almost be funny enough to be worth it considering that after someone helps him up he'll probably stab you.

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos
If you're in armor which makes you incapable of regaining your footing, something has gone seriously wrong.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Rent-A-Cop posted:

That makes me think that pushing over a knight would almost be funny enough to be worth it considering that after someone helps him up he'll probably stab you.
If it's not jousting armor, it'd be your rear end, since combat armor was less unwieldy than you'd think; there's one early modern king of France (forget which one) who could do backflips in full harness.

If it is jousting armor, he'd just lie there feeling sad about life until someone helped him out. Then he'd stab you.

veekie posted:

If you're in armor which makes you incapable of regaining your footing, something has gone seriously wrong.
Stechzeug's for jousting. That's not combat, it's a very expensive, difficult, prestigious, but only intermittently dangerous hobby. The retarded armor is to make it as unlikely as possible that you will actually in real life get hurt, at the cost of being able to do almost anything except one or two specific actions.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 26, 2013

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Rabhadh posted:

You don't need to see a whole lot while jousting. Presumably you can just take off that big face piece and use something else for actual battlefield use.

This is partly right, but I hope you aren't implying that the guy is actually unable to see his target and/or his lance, because that would be ridiculous. The advantage of smaller eyeslits is that by the 16th century lances typically shattered in the joust, and indeed that was one of the main ways of scoring points. What this means is that you have lots of sharp splinters of wood flying everywhere and, occasionally, killing kings.

Back to the armour in question: that picture is taken at too low an angle, but there is definitely an eye slit there. However, to use it more effectively one would typically need to lean their body forward. This upper view of a 15th century jousting helm gives a better idea of what i mean: http://collections.glasgowmuseums.com/starobject.html?oid=243290

However, not all helms had cuts of this size or shape, and some jousting helm eyeslits would be very narrow indeed, as seen in this example: http://www.flickr.com/photos/roelipilami/6502394433/

Nenonen posted:

I think the point in a tournament was to blindly flail at where you thought your opponent might be until someone landed some hits, like two duelling piņatas.

That's really stupid, and here's why:

1. This is armour for the joust not the tournament
2. Tournament helms look entirely different.

here are some examples


Notice they provide a ton of visibility, almost as if you need to see what you're hitting.

Rent-A-Cop posted:

That makes me think that pushing over a knight would almost be funny enough to be worth it considering that after someone helps him up he'll probably stab you.

Considering that knights were avid wrestlers and they could do somersaults and leap into their saddles in armour he'd probably rip your balls off.

Observe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q

Keep in mind that these dudes have not regularly been wearing plate armour since they were 8 years old, as people like the Black Prince and other men-at-arms would have, so they are less capable than their historical counterparts.

Rodrigo Diaz fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 26, 2013

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

a travelling HEGEL posted:

If it's not jousting armor, it'd be your rear end, since combat armor was less unwieldy than you'd think; there's one early modern king of France (forget which one) who could do backflips in full harness.

veekie posted:

If you're in armor which makes you incapable of regaining your footing, something has gone seriously wrong.

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

Considering that knights were avid wrestlers and they could do somersaults and leap into their saddles in armour he'd probably rip your balls off.
Oh I know, but the armor pictured above with that big rigid skirt looks like it would make trying to stand up after you fell down a pretty tricky prospect. I don't expect anyone ever wore anything into a real fight that they couldn't actually fight in.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q

Keep in mind that these dudes have not regularly been wearing plate armour since they were 8 years old, as people like the Black Prince and other men-at-arms would have, so they are less capable than their historical counterparts.
The combat roll is a thing of beauty :allears:

Capn Jobe
Jan 18, 2003

That's right. Here it is. But it's like you always have compared the sword, the making of the sword, with the making of the character. Cuz the stronger, the stronger it will get, right, the stronger the steel will get, with all that, and the same as with the character.
Soiled Meat

Arquinsiel posted:

The combat roll is a thing of beauty :allears:

It's official. Demons'/Dark Souls is historically accurate.

I remember a video from a few years ago that had a guy doing backflips in a suit of plate. Can't seem to find it though, can anyone help out?

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veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Oh I know, but the armor pictured above with that big rigid skirt looks like it would make trying to stand up after you fell down a pretty tricky prospect. I don't expect anyone ever wore anything into a real fight that they couldn't actually fight in.

It doesn't actually look that unwieldy actually, the skirt ends above the knees, and retains plenty of mobility within it's space, while being rigid prevents it from constantly flapping around and hindering your movement. It'd also protect your vulnerable crotch joints from being stabbed. More than enough to perform a quick recovery if toppled, though you won't be doing any high kicks.

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