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That's the happiest cat I've ever seen in my life. Someone paint that and put it on a bag of cat food.
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Ezzer posted:That's the happiest cat I've ever seen in my life. Someone paint that and put it on a bag of cat food. 
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 "Okay, we've got our company logo, the product name, pictures of our cookies, a maple leaf, and our slogan on the box. What else could we put on there?" "HOW ABOUT OUR SON'S TERRIFYING DISEMBODIED HEAD"
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POWEDERED TOAST....MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Soulex posted:I, on the other hand, have been pulled over for 'suspicion of driving without insurance,' and was almost arrested while wearing a chicken suit for my job because some jackass didn't pay attention to the guy going into ACE's parking lot and smashed into the back of their car. The. Proceeded to say I was jumping out in the middle of the road and other bullshit. My boss wanted me to get arrested cause he thought it would have been funny. Luckily there was a fire truck display wih Preston and a few other people I worked with that told the cops to gently caress off. 1. you were driving in a chicken suit 2. almost arrested because your boss pranked you 3. that's somehow related to a traffic accident 4. firefighters saved you Are you Jim Carrey?
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Soulex posted:These were all over my old hometown of Crestview, Fl. There was Skittles, Smacks, and frosted Flakes. I always got so loving annoyed seeing them. I never got the point in dropping thousands into a car. This is why. 
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All I see is cookie buttholes
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FogHelmut posted:This is why. "Yo, piso mojado, dawg! Later, haters!" *turns Fraggle Rock theme playing on the radio to full volume* *drives away*
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FogHelmut posted:This is why. There are always those who push it too far. 
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FogHelmut posted:This is why. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:There are always those who push it too far. The ultimate "bro" truck.
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LingcodKilla posted:All I see is cookie buttholes "Pop 'em in your mouth"
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Doctor Malaver posted:1. you were driving in a chicken suit I wasn't driving with the chicken suit, and it was for ACE Hardware's Chick Days where you get free chicks with bird feed. Two completely different days so sadly no, I am not Jim Carrey.
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Soulex posted:I wasn't driving with the chicken suit, and it was for ACE Hardware's Chick Days where you get free chicks with bird feed. Two completely different days so sadly no, I am not Jim Carrey. Ugh, how many dead chicks does that result in?
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We were given free chicks at an Easter brunch when I was a kid. The farm they were born on would take them back for free. We raised ours for a couple weeks and had a lot of good times. Then we just dropped them off at the farm.
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Bring Back Noid posted:Yeah, he played for the Mets back in '84, he was a left fielder usually. Being a baseball fan and knowing who that is makes it one of the most baffling things I've seen in a long time. Why the Hell does that image exist? And if you made it yourself, then why George Foster? A+ for the sideburns edit though. That part makes total sense.
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Having never watched it, is Fox like the Professional Wrestling version of news or something?
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Hydrolith posted:Having never watched it, is Fox like the Professional Wrestling version of news or something? That's it in a nutshell.
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Hydrolith posted:Having never watched it, is Fox like the Professional Wrestling version of news or something? The difference between FOX News and Professional Wrestling is that the people running Professional Wrestling realize what they're doing is almost completely made up.
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Well, 24-hour cable news in general is the professional wrestling of news. Fox News is Juggalo Backyard Wrestling with Sarah Palin and Karl Rove as commentators.
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dijon du jour posted:The difference between FOX News and Professional Wrestling is that the people running Professional Wrestling realize what they're doing is almost completely made up. Another difference is that Professional Wrestlers intentionally try not to hurt people.
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And in professional wrestling, the people who use their wealth and power to hurt others are usually portrayed as the villains.
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The Occult Art of Dildomancy http://i.imgur.com/F7tPFhE.jpg
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Nah that's a totally inaccurate prediction of Fox News in the future. I mean, that lady isn't even blonde! 
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dijon du jour posted:The difference between FOX News and Professional Wrestling is that the people running Professional Wrestling realize what they're doing is almost completely made up. Fox knows, they won a lawsuit in Florida with the defense that they were an entertainment network and under no obligation to tell the truth.
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particle409 posted:The Occult Art of Dildomancy This is another one by Sean Tejaratchi.
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Fox News is to news as Assassins Creed is to history? The names and places are factual but the interpretation is completely messed up for the sake of telling a story about a persecuted righteous people who are trying to save the world from an evil group of conspirators.
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