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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I mean if I was asking out or hitting on another girl I would probably have to ask a question regarding sexuality at some point but that's just an idea it is pretty awkward I guess Yeah, it is. I get "Are you into chicks, or what?" and "So I know you're married, but, like, are you bi?" From obviously straight guys. Folks trying to hit on me usually just do. It's almost worse when folks whisper about it and stare. I had a group of guys at work taking bets a few years ago. And I'm straight, married with 2 kids. And short hair and flannel shirts because it's COLD.
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Re: Cleaning supplies - your time is worth more than that 5 cents. Just buy in bulk.
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zack trying to open his christmas present
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Crow Jane posted:It was cute, but it was hell to grow out. I currently have mine shaved on one side and just past my shoulders for the rest. It was fine while I could be bothered to keep up with shaving it but I'm getting bored of it now. It took me ages to grow out my undercut, wish I'd remembered that before getting the clippers out 
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Too hard, possibly dangerous? Do you need lye? Just buy bulk on sale and divide up I was just going to watch Fight Club and see what to do. The thing is, I don't even like Pinterest. At all. I get super annoyed at my sister for making life choices based on pins. But she's made her own laundry detergent for a while (it's borax and washing soap and a laundry bar, so it's really just a mix of a bunch of other things you need to buy, just cheaper and I'm not bringing home giant plastic jugs all the time) and swears by it. I thought maybe it was a thing everyone secretly did and I was a dummy buying things like a chump. I also hate it when people are all DO THIS BECAUSE NATURAL AND CHEMICAL-FREE because you literally need to buy chemicals to mix and why are you so dumb? But also I could put peppermint oil in and smell like peppermint all the time forever. e: toe knee hand posted:zack trying to open his christmas present My cats can give him lessons. They can rip into a food/treat bag very easily. It makes it nice when I go on vacation to know that if our catsitter forgot to visit for some reason they could just get food themselves.
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Flannel and a fade, haha. Jeez, I wonder why anyone would be confused!? But it is lovely that anyone feels entitled to ask (or really cares). I can only assume the reason is Japan. Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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Dec 27, 2013 05:03
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toe knee hand posted:zack trying to open his christmas present That little hop 
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rocketpig posted:That little hop i know right i got your print btw, it's awesome. i'm gonna find some totally ostentatious frame in a second hand shop and put it in that.
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Dec 27, 2013 05:19
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Captain Backslap posted:Flannel and a fade, haha. Jeez, I wonder why anyone would be confused!? I DGAF if anyone is confused. If you do not want to have sex with me, why ask? And these are Americans. (Brits do not ask, nor do Aussies or Japanese. Just Americans.)
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detectivemonkey posted:I was just going to watch Fight Club and see what to do. I have not seen Fight Club. Are there soap making directions?
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I clean a lot of stuff with soda and white vinegar. I even have vinegar with lemon peels soaked in for that lemony fresh fragrance. They work pretty well on most things but I still buy dishwash liquid, laundry liquid and toilet cleaner. Sometimes when I run out of laundry stuff I use the dr bronners soap and that works okay too.
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poopkitty posted:I have not seen Fight Club. Are there soap making directions? Yeah, a big part of the plot is soap-making (stealing fat from a lipo clinic, using lye with disastrous results). Just learned that if you go to https://smile.amazon.com you can pick a charity, then when you shop a teeny tiny percent of what you spend goes to that charity. e: ^^ yeah, I end up using baking soda and vinegar instead of actual purchased cleaning stuff a lot. The shower spray I have started out as counter spray, but I only added tea tree oil and should have added lemon or something that smells better than tea tree oil so now it is confined to the shower. Sidenote: the smell of tea tree oil has a weird catnip-like effect on cats. defectivemonkey fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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Huh. I have learned two new things today. Thanks, detective monkey!
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poopkitty posted:I DGAF if anyone is confused. If you do not want to have sex with me, why ask? And these are Americans. (Brits do not ask, nor do Aussies or Japanese. Just Americans.) Maybe they do want to.
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toe knee hand posted:i know right Awesome, I wasn't sure when it would get to you with the post being all Christmassy. I use vinegar to clean windows and mirrors. Works great and doesn't leave streaks.
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Last time I had short short hair I got roped in as a lesbian chick-gazing buddy/wingman by a male stranger. I'm straight and was wearing my wedding ring (in Australia, gay marriage was not legal at the time), but it was kinda fun so w/e.
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Shithouse Dave posted:I clean a lot of stuff with soda and white vinegar. I even have vinegar with lemon peels soaked in for that lemony fresh fragrance. They work pretty well on most things but I still buy dishwash liquid, laundry liquid and toilet cleaner. Sometimes when I run out of laundry stuff I use the dr bronners soap and that works okay too. Oh yeah, related to this is an easy thing that everyone should do because it works really well. Chop up a lemon in tiny pieces, then put the tiny lemon pieces in an ice cube tray. Fill halfway or something I don't care. Then fill the rest with vinegar. Then freeze. Then put in a big plastic bag and keep in your freezer. Then when you run your garbage disposal, take one of those cubes and throw it in, then your kitchen will smell good and not like gross garbage disposal. I did it once because I love those little garbage disposal balls that they sell, but they're a ridiculous thing to buy.
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M'lady.
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VanSandman posted:all cats are named cat until further notice I'll call my cat shithead whenever the gently caress i please, you nazi.
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poopkitty posted:Where do I aquire this? I LOVE Christmas music. I have like, 45 CD's of it (are CDs obsolete now?) and would love some minor key stuff. my stepdad heard it on the radio I think, it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbkmRZxaE3A it's a short medley but it's pretty great detectivemonkey posted:Short hair chat: this is basically what I have now after having it chin length or longer for my whole life and holy crud is it great. I was able to drive with the window open and not worry about my hair getting in my eyes short hair crew  toe knee hand posted:zack trying to open his christmas present I like your cat a lot
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short hair is the coolest hair. I've never really had long shiny beautiful hair though and that's what I'm going for right now. It is more work to make it shiny and pretty when it's long though
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I really don't like cats. That means there's probably something wrong with me but I really don't mind all that much.
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detectivemonkey posted:Short hair chat: This is pretty much my haircut, except the front is still long enough to get in my eyes if I don't pin it down.  I love it though and really don't want long hair ever again either. No questions about sexuality though, although I used to get that a lot when I had long hair weirdly enough. My boyfriend's hair is long though, so maybe people still know I'm straight and just reverse the genders. 
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I keep my hair fairly short because I can't stand to maintain longer hair. My hair is mostly straight, but with just enough of a wave in it to look unbrushed. I haven't had anyone openly ask me about my sexuality because of it, but when my fiancé first saw a photo of my pixie cut from high school, he said it made me look like a lesbian. I had a short bob at the time, but now I'm back to sort of a pixie cut with long bangs. It's getting too long now, cause I have to sweep the bangs our of my eyes. I'm thinking of trimming the bangs myself. All this time(up until a few years ago), I was afraid of looking like a lesbian, yet at the age of 26 I came out as bi.
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i was called the biggest lesbian in my huge university theatre group because of my pink pixie cut, and the only people i'd come out to were the women i'd slept with (lol) and my mother. didn't gently caress anyone in the theatre group either, i think there were about threee queer women in all. now that i have long hair i apparently don't look anything like a queer and have been advised to do something about that by straight men. i came out relatively late too, i told my mum at 21. maybe it's a bi thing, i dunno. it's so easy to try to pass off the queerness as a phase when you're also able to be attracted to the opposite sex. it doesn't help that mainstream queer culture is really dismissive of bi and gender-variant sexualities
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 at what age do people get outta high school jesus christlast night, out with the bf and his friend rob joined us. rob is a nice guy but not the most socially apt. i was wearing a lower cut top - not inappropriately low but low - and Rob mentioned how much he REALLY liked my shirt while obviously staring down it. now if i'm wearing a low cut top i know guys are gonna look but don't SAY it christ that's weird and creepy. boyfriend took offense and now they're fighting and i'm like man guys it's okay just apologize for the inappropriate comment but don't fuckin fight about it we're all adults here because bf is going on about how he's gonna kick rob's rear end and whatever boys. swear to god.
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Fruity Gordo posted:i was called the biggest lesbian in my huge university theatre group because of my pink pixie cut, and the only people i'd come out to were the women i'd slept with (lol) and my mother. didn't gently caress anyone in the theatre group either, i think there were about threee queer women in all. now that i have long hair i apparently don't look anything like a queer and have been advised to do something about that by straight men. Yeah, I didn't think anything of it because I was attracted to dudes, so therefore, gay stuff doesn't apply to me. Of course, my major hang up was vaginas. And since I went most of my life believing that vaginas were gross, disgusting things, of course I could never think I could possibly be attracted to women.
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Women's Rights? posted:
if your bf doesn't kick robs rear end then he's failed you as a bf and you'll dump him for a more powerful bf.
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boom boom boom posted:if your bf doesn't kick robs rear end then he's failed you as a bf and you'll dump him for a more powerful bf. yeah man, you gotta let your bf fight other bfs so he can absorb their power and level up.
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but he doesn't have to fight, just peacock it up and drop some sick negs to reassert his dominance to show me that he can care for me and my young, as a female this is very important to me
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Fruity Gordo posted:slip him a note saying 'hey baby if you tell me that you'd only fight for me if i lost ten kilos i'll be yours for life', then jiggle your boobies and wink not enough door pointing for me, if he doesn't point at the door how am I supposed to freak out at the thought of him LEAVING ME FOREVER OH GOD HAVE ALL THE BLOWJOBS JUST DON'T LEEEEEAVE MEEEEEE
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i have a rule in relationships with men where i am more than happy to give bjs and serve as a penis receptacle but if i feel like there's not enough muff diving or orgasms happening i just go on sexual strike. i once went out with a guy who thought he was fooling me but put so little effort into cunnilingus that one night i finally bopped him on the head and told him to get the gently caress out of my flat and never come back
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Women's Rights? posted:
guys have a really, REALLY hard time figuring out that literal fighting is rarely the answer to modern problems I remember once my brother had a hissy fit about how I never let him help when he offered to FIGHT to help, ungrateful bitch, but I was having problems being bullied by a teacher so how would fighting help here exactly I guess he could have beaten the gently caress out of some random spud for my pleasure, but that wouldn't have made me feel completely better
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Get a vajazzle to make it a less intimidating place to visit Perhaps some wind chimes and choral music Carecat fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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Guys that get into physical fights are idiots and if a dude I was dating got in one it'd be a deal-breaker, there's only a good reason 1% of the time
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Obligatory Toast posted:I'll call my cat shithead whenever the gently caress i please, you nazi. this doesnt contradict what i said in the least Donkay NOoo posted:Guys that get into physical fights are idiots and if a dude I was dating got in one it'd be a deal-breaker, there's only a good reason 1% of the time sometimes you just gotta fight your best bro its kinda fun until somebody breaks a nose Donkay NOoo posted:short hair is the coolest hair. truth Carecat posted:Get a vajazzle to make it a less intimidating place to visit was gonna emptyquote this but i'll just put it here to save time
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poopkitty posted:I DGAF if anyone is confused. If you do not want to have sex with me, why ask? And these are Americans. (Brits do not ask, nor do Aussies or Japanese. Just Americans.) Ahhhhh. As an expert in all things male, yes they do want to have sex with you and if you were into chicks they would appreciate it if you brought your friend too. Glad I could clear this up. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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