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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Eh, other feeder leagues manage just fine, they just have to CONSTANTLY be scouring for talent and can't spend too much promotional effort on any single fighter.

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
The Rhino has tested positive for a banned substance!

http://mmajunkie.com/2013/12/report-doug-marshall-positive-for-banned-substance-suspended-by-pennsylvania-commission/


Marshall tested positive for an undisclosed banned substance and is suspended for an unknown period of time, the head of Pennsylvania’s athletic commission told the website.

A source familiar with the administrative action today told MMAjunkie that Marshall is suspended until Feb. 7 and must pay a fine, as well as retake a test, though the type of test is unknown.


Edit: huh, who knew the Bellator thread was still a thing. I just assumed it fell into archives

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Dec 17, 2013

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

origami posted:

This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!



0-1 guy fighting a 0-0 lady. I love you brazil.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

origami posted:

This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!



Oh my goodness.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Brazil continues to be at the forefront of innovation in martial arts! :cryingbrazilianthing:

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
This is the best worst idea. Streams this Friday at 5PM EST at https://www.tv-aovivo.nl/lutas.html! :v: Stop by #mma on synirc.org to discuss this train wreck as it occurs.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 17, 2013

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If he loses put him on TUF Brazil so that season can have a 3 hour DVD extra of all the poo poo Chael talks on him.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Kanthulhu posted:

Brazil continues to be at the forefront of innovation in martial arts! :cryingbrazilianthing:

This isn't really even all that innovative, at least not in Brazil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-CmaRKVY0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2clZtKKZotw

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess

colonel_korn posted:

This isn't really even all that innovative, at least not in Brazil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-CmaRKVY0


Ahaha, that video is perfect. The guy even attempts a brazilian tap. "I only tapped once, fight doesn't count."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
When asked if he thinks he's sticking around too long in MMA

Phil Baroni posted:

Getting hit in the head ain't good for you but y'know, neither is skydiving...if your chute doesn't open or something

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

When asked if he thinks he's sticking around too long in MMA

So in other words, yes.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

origami posted:

This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!



What is it with people in Brazil called Falcao and beating women?

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...

Lid posted:

What is it with people in Brazil called Falcao and beating women?

way to assume he's going to beat her, check your privilege, something something patriarchy

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I kind of want to see more MMA in this fashion (I expect the rustling sound made by Mike Beltran's dwarf beard would be a distraction, though)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gC4I-178KY

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!
So, in less scrub-tastic news, Jessica Aguilar is fighting Alida Gray in her next fight for WSoF for the inaugural WSoF Strawweight belt. Alida Gray is 4-0 (4-1 amat.), all 8 wins by stoppage, has a submission win over Patricia Vidonic, and KO'd the gently caress out of some chick in October. She or Stephanie Eggink were the two best possible choices of who was available so I'm actually pretty bummed Gray wasn't signed to Invicta instead.



To be fair to the other girl who looks like a wobbly stick figure, this was at the start of the third round and she'd already been pretty hosed up.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bean Fried posted:

So, in less scrub-tastic news, Jessica Aguilar is fighting Alida Gray in her next fight for WSoF for the inaugural WSoF Strawweight belt. Alida Gray is 4-0 (4-1 amat.), all 8 wins by stoppage, has a submission win over Patricia Vidonic, and KO'd the gently caress out of some chick in October. She or Stephanie Eggink were the two best possible choices of who was available so I'm actually pretty bummed Gray wasn't signed to Invicta instead.



To be fair to the other girl who looks like a wobbly stick figure, this was at the start of the third round and she'd already been pretty hosed up.

Now the KOed lady doesn't have to worry about math anymore.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Heh, when have pretty people ever had to worry about math.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
It's too bad the UFC can't just buy Jag's contract out too, because she should be in the 115 pound tournament as well.

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

1st AD posted:

It's too bad the UFC can't just buy Jag's contract out too, because she should be in the 115 pound tournament as well.

So should Katja Kankaanpaa, Stephanie Eggink, and Alida Gray. And Mei Yamaguchi was robbed in her last fight so I'd add her too, but just to cover all the bases maybe add Patricia Vidonic too. Pull out Emily Kagan (I really am not sure how Kagan got in there, she can't finish people, she's not very marketable, and her best win by far (Ashley Cummins) was by most accounts a robbery). Add Mizuki Inoue and give her a full-time translator for training. There you go. Since Ayaka Hamasaki has a long-term injury, you now have arguably the top 12 healthy Strawweights in the world plus 4 other excellent prospects.

Unfortunately this is all pretty much a pipe dream (although I wouldn't be surprised to see Eggink on the show).

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update

So, the women vs. man fight was a PR stunt to raise awareness of violence against women... :crossarms:

Nevertheless, we press onward.


Friday

Shooto Brasil 45- 6PM EST: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutas.html


Saturday

Oplot Challenge 93- 2PM EST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wMVB6jXbQ

Jungle Fight 63- 6PM EST: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutas.html


Relatively light this weekend, as always, join us in #mma on synirc.org to discuss!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I hope tomorrow is the day Oplot finally goes "You know what? gently caress it, here's a bear to fight"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

I hope tomorrow is the day Oplot finally goes "You know what? gently caress it, here's a bear to fight"

This post is the truest post ever. Godspeed, LobsterMobster.

Also, what the funk happened with the man vs. woman fight?

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Captain Log posted:

This post is the truest post ever. Godspeed, LobsterMobster.

Also, what the funk happened with the man vs. woman fight?

I like how Oplot has a picture of Rick Hawn on the poster for this event, last week's White Collar card had a picture of Condit on it too. They give no fucks about stealing anything, and it's hilarious.

Also, regarding the man vs. woman fight: http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/12/19/5228134/official-man-vs-woman-fight-wont-happen-at-shooto-brazil-45

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

1st AD posted:

It's too bad the UFC can't just buy Jag's contract out too, because she should be in the 115 pound tournament as well.

I meant to add in my post above that in the long-run, JAG being in the WSoF for now may actually be a positive thing for the UFC. If she sticks around there and keeps winning, she can come into the UFC once she finishes her contract shortly after TUF 20 concludes and be an instant title contender. Considering that 15 of the 16 people on TUF 20 will leave the tournament on a loss, getting a highly credible contender right away for the new Champion would be invaluable.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Time for Oplot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wMVB6jXbQ

Join us in #mma!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bean Fried posted:

I meant to add in my post above that in the long-run, JAG being in the WSoF for now may actually be a positive thing for the UFC. If she sticks around there and keeps winning, she can come into the UFC once she finishes her contract shortly after TUF 20 concludes and be an instant title contender. Considering that 15 of the 16 people on TUF 20 will leave the tournament on a loss, getting a highly credible contender right away for the new Champion would be invaluable.

They'll come into the finale event with a loss but some of them will come out of it with a win and a highly publicized story/drama that might even involve the champion.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Oplot wishes you all a Merry Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnhXMK2smBM

Palooka
Mar 13, 2005

MUST...WATCH...ALL...TV
Sure, Oplot is great and all, but did they have Batman and Robin vs. Spider-Man? No? Well, UK's Hardest in Southampton apparently did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZnncSQQgw0

Description from someone that went :

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=1&thread=2240343&page=1

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Oplot is on today and tomorrow at 2PM EST, perfect amuse bouche before UFC 168:

Today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y5g9mcIA9Q

Tomorrow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tG8ukNIZaQ


See you all in #mma!

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I don't think there's a kickboxing thread anymore but I figured this deserves to be posted here anyways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsIY-O6Ig1E

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

1st AD posted:

I don't think there's a kickboxing thread anymore

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3472801

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Oplot is on now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tG8ukNIZaQ

Come join us in #mma to discuss!

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Palooka posted:

Sure, Oplot is great and all, but did they have Batman and Robin vs. Spider-Man? No? Well, UK's Hardest in Southampton apparently did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZnncSQQgw0

Description from someone that went :

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=1&thread=2240343&page=1

Oh for fucks sake, some massive chavs I know wanted me to go to this but I declined! Biggest mistake of my life it seems.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
What time is Inoki's NYE show?

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

ChampRamp posted:

What time is Inoki's NYE show?

Looks like 1 AM EST tomorrow morning. Fightcreature.com will be streaming it at http://fightcreature.com/fightcreature-live/ Card info is at that link, looks like 4 puro matches, 5 mma fights and 1 hybrid mma/kickboxing rules match, unfortunately not with Aoki vs a cosplayer this time. Drop by #mma at 1AM EST to discuss the undoubtedly weird goings-on! Oh, and they hired Lenne Hardt to do intros, so that's fun too.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Dec 31, 2013

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009

individual865 posted:

Looks like 1 AM EST tomorrow morning. Fightcreature.com will be streaming it at http://fightcreature.com/fightcreature-live/ Card info is at that link, looks like 4 puro matches, 5 mma fights and 1 hybrid mma/kickboxing rules match, unfortunately not with Aoki vs a cosplayer this time. Drop by #mma at 1AM EST to discuss the undoubtedly weird goings-on! Oh, and they hired Lenne Hardt to do intros, so that's fun too.

So this is starting pretty soon right? The site you linked to says the channel is password protected, any ideas?

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Pw is "www.fightcreature.com" without the quotes.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
If Ray Sefo at any point gets pinned, does that mean he has to give up control of WSOF?

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Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

They'll come into the finale event with a loss but some of them will come out of it with a win and a highly publicized story/drama that might even involve the champion.

Barring a controversial decision in a fight involving the eventual champion, or an injury to one of the top four fighters in the tournament before they've lost, it's going to be hard for any of the othter fighters to come out of the TUF Finale with the needed credibility to be be next-in-line for a title shot.

The upside is the champion will be a star, and the entire top half of the division or more will probably have some name recognition, but having an outside challenger or two would buy valuable time to build up another title challenger from within that TUF 20 pool.

The only promising outside options right now are World #1 Jessica Aguilar, and shooting star Mizuki Inoue. Neither are guaranteed to stay spotless over the next 15 months, but both should be under consideration right now. JAG's WSoF contract should be up by the time the TUF 20 winner needs to fight again, and Inoue now is hooked up with Shu Hirata who could easily secure her a UFC contract if she continues to be impressive and if Shannon Knapp lets her go (I have a feeling she'll be leaving DEEP at the next available opportunity).

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