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verybad
Apr 23, 2010

Now with 100% less DoTA crotchshots
That trailer actually looked pretty decent.

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Well the Michael K. Williams bit brought me from "totally disinterested" to "maybe I'll catch it on video," at least.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Brown Moses posted:

Francis Bacon did love to put lumps of twisted flesh in cages.

And Michael Keaton loves being in movies with prominent Francis Bacon paintings.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Corek posted:

And Michael Keaton loves being in movies with prominent Francis Bacon paintings.

I need you to expand on this

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Steve Yun posted:

I need you to expand on this



"I kinda like this one."

Uncle Boogeyman fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Nov 8, 2013

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

LtKenFrankenstein posted:



"I kinda like this one."

Good taste.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

LtKenFrankenstein posted:

Well the Michael K. Williams bit brought me from "totally disinterested" to "maybe I'll catch it on video," at least.

The interesting thing is that Michael K. Williams is supposedly Lewis, which means all those rumors of him dying in the beginning of the film are just that. I think people saw that first trailer and were thinking that the guy Murphy was responding to was Lewis.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This international trailer was posted a few days ago but I just saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HZPeSAPgBU

Looks to me like the only human villains in this whole movie are going to be the OCP executives. For the rest of the time, Robert Cop will be fighting machines.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

This international trailer was posted a few days ago but I just saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HZPeSAPgBU

Looks to me like the only human villains in this whole movie are going to be the OCP executives. For the rest of the time, Robert Cop will be fighting machines.

Well this confirms what we already knew - this is going to be a steaming stinking pile of sterile garbage.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

This international trailer was posted a few days ago but I just saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HZPeSAPgBU

Looks to me like the only human villains in this whole movie are going to be the OCP executives. For the rest of the time, Robert Cop will be fighting machines.

Uh, except the shots of the ED-209s in the building all of those shots of robot battles look like they're either from the training montage we already know about or from the "robots in the Middle East" part from the beginning of the last trailer.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

And one of the other trailers showed him fighting human gangsters. I mean, that's what they built him for in the first place, so that has to happen.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Saw this posted in the Who Greenlighted thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLfhVnALOA

It's one of those "drive sober or get pulled over" PSA commercials from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (posted on their official YouTube channel and everything), but in this one, the message is drive sober or Robocop will pull you over -- except Robocop is never shown pulling anyone over in this video. He's never shown dispensing justice of any kind, in fact. It's just like a mini-trailer for the movie but without any shots of how Robocop handles criminal activity, which is the entire point of this ad campaign.

The premise for this sounds really fun in theory: show Robocop doing what local/state law enforcement does on a daily basis, but it's only effective if that's actually how it goes down. There's a shot of Robo's HUD inside his visor showing him that someone in his vicinity has a B.A.C. of 0.1 and has committed the felony of Drunk Driving and that the civilian has 0:02 seconds to comply, which is pretty hilarious and that seems like a classic Robocop moment, but then we never see him pull that person over. And then there's a shot later on of someone's hand unlocking their car by remote and Robo saying "I'd put those down now if I were you." to the camera, but we never see any of that person besides the hand he never arrests that person. Hell, that may have been taken from a completely unrelated scene in the movie and may not be referencing keys at all. We don't know because we see a shot with seemingly no context.

In these type of PSA commercials I see on TV all the time, at the end, cops are shown arresting drunk drivers so that people who see the commercials will know what can happen to them if they drive drunk. Yet in this one, nobody gets arrested. Robo doesn't apprehend any criminals or deliver any other sort of punishment.

Though this could just be the fault of whatever team made this commercial. Hopefully that shot warning Robo about the drunk driver is actually in the movie and we actually get to see what happens to said person, because that's the kind of Robo/civilian interaction I'd love to see.

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Dec 19, 2013

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
It really could have been a great tie-in and a great campaign if done correctly. My clue though is the "Paid For By" statement at the end, which essentially tells me the NTSB licensed footage for use in these commercials and then hired an editor to do what he could with what they were given. Actual new footage for something like this, toss that consideration right out the window; no studio is going to do that in 2013. Some line producer or accountant somewhere just had a spasm at the thought.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Saw this posted in the Who Greenlighted thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLfhVnALOA

It's one of those "drive sober or get pulled over" PSA commercials from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (posted on their official YouTube channel and everything), but in this one, the message is drive sober or Robocop will pull you over -- except Robocop is never shown pulling anyone over in this video. He's never shown dispensing justice of any kind, in fact. It's just like a mini-trailer for the movie but without any shots of how Robocop handles criminal activity, which is the entire point of this ad campaign.

The premise for this sounds really fun in theory: show Robocop doing what local/state law enforcement does on a daily basis, but it's only effective if that's actually how it goes down. There's a shot of Robo's HUD inside his visor showing him that someone in his vicinity has a B.A.C. of 0.1 and has committed the felony of Drunk Driving and that the civilian has 0:02 seconds to comply, which is pretty hilarious and that seems like a classic Robocop moment, but then we never see him pull that person over. And then there's a shot later on of someone's hand unlocking their car by remote and Robo saying "I'd put those down now if I were you." to the camera, but we never see any of that person besides the hand he never arrests that person. Hell, that may have been taken from a completely unrelated scene in the movie and may not be referencing keys at all. We don't know because we see a shot with seemingly no context.

In these type of PSA commercials I see on TV all the time, at the end, cops are shown arresting drunk drivers so that people who see the commercials will know what can happen to them if they drive drunk. Yet in this one, nobody gets arrested. Robo doesn't apprehend any criminals or deliver any other sort of punishment.

Though this could just be the fault of whatever team made this commercial. Hopefully that shot warning Robo about the drunk driver is actually in the movie and we actually get to see what happens to said person, because that's the kind of Robo/civilian interaction I'd love to see.

I saw this commercial on TV the other night and thought it was really loving weird (creepy even) that an actual law enforcement agency would would use Robocop to represent themselves.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

tofes posted:

I saw this commercial on TV the other night and thought it was really loving weird (creepy even) that an actual law enforcement agency would would use Robocop to represent themselves.

Exactly.

http://www.delcotimes.com/general-news/20130820/24-states-wage-fierce-competition-for-drone-test-sites

We're not just chuckling at the poors in Detroit anymore.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

tofes posted:

I saw this commercial on TV the other night and thought it was really loving weird (creepy even) that an actual law enforcement agency would would use Robocop to represent themselves.

Were you not alive in the 1980s? Or hell, the 1990s even? This is what everyone did when a feature film was even tangentially related to them. It's a movie about a robot police officer, that's all average Joe ticketholder knows. It would be like a boat charter company using Pirates of the Caribbean — completely inappropriate, but it's sailing related so that's all a marketing department needs.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

It's not just that commercial...



I got it while playing Tetris Blitz on my phone.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is it still opening Feb 12th? Hell of an odd Valentine's movie.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Rhyno posted:

Is it still opening Feb 12th? Hell of an odd Valentine's movie.

I absolutely cannot wait for them to release some promos with Valentine's Day puns contained within.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Hockles posted:

It's not just that commercial...



I got it while playing Tetris Blitz on my phone.

This makes more sense when you realize that most cops these days really wish they could be RoboCop, much like the old joke about how Marines say they love Full Metal Jacket but always shut it off right before Pyle's murder-suicide.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Monkey Fracas posted:

I absolutely cannot wait for them to release some promos with Valentine's Day puns contained within.

"My body belongs to Omnicorp, but my heart belongs to you."

A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006

That doesn't even make sense as a campaign though. Even if you do drive sober you can still be pulled over, how else are they going to be able to check your blood alcohol level? I would expect it to be something like Drive Sober Or Lose Your License, or Drive Sober Or Pay The Fine, or Drive Sober Or Go To Jail, whatever the appropriate penalty is for drink driving.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

A Doomed Purloiner posted:

That doesn't even make sense as a campaign though. Even if you do drive sober you can still be pulled over, how else are they going to be able to check your blood alcohol level? I would expect it to be something like Drive Sober Or Lose Your License, or Drive Sober Or Pay The Fine, or Drive Sober Or Go To Jail, whatever the appropriate penalty is for drink driving.

It's saying if you don't drive sober you will be pulled over no matter what. in a probability analysis, Sober:not-Sober would be something like 0.2:1.

More to the point though, it rhymes.

A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006

computer parts posted:

in a probability analysis, Sober:not-Sober would be something like 0.2:1.

Wow, so I'm guessing they don't do RBTs there and only pull people over if they're driving recklessly?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

A Doomed Purloiner posted:

Wow, so I'm guessing they don't do RBTs there and only pull people over if they're driving recklessly?

They do those but it's generally only on specific nights (e.g., the weekend, after major holidays). There was actually a funny story about a DUI app that got pulled after a bunch of US senators asked Apple to do so since it was "circumventing the law".

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

A Doomed Purloiner posted:

That doesn't even make sense as a campaign though. Even if you do drive sober you can still be pulled over, how else are they going to be able to check your blood alcohol level? I would expect it to be something like Drive Sober Or Lose Your License, or Drive Sober Or Pay The Fine, or Drive Sober Or Go To Jail, whatever the appropriate penalty is for drink driving.

It's America. None of that other poo poo rhymes, plus a cop pulling you over is enough of a threat.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Maybe we should change the thread title to "Robocop 2014 Remake: Drive Sober Or Get Pulled Over....By Robocop!"?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Drive Sober, Doesn't Matter, The Cop Might Start Shooting Anyway

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Dead Or Alive, You're Driving Sober

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Yeah it is implied that you're probably pretty hosed if you get pulled over if you've been drinking. I don't know how it is in other countries, but a DUI is a pretty big deal here; it can be an even bigger deal depending on what state you're in.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Spending billions on a robot police officer to catch DUIs (which, judging by a few seconds of footage in the commercial, is something that happens in the actual movie) instead of on a functional public transportation system so people don't have to drive after they drink is pretty Robocop.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


...of SCIENCE! posted:

Spending billions on a robot police officer to catch DUIs (which, judging by a few seconds of footage in the commercial, is something that happens in the actual movie) instead of on a functional public transportation system so people don't have to drive after they drink is pretty Robocop.

Yeah, it's easy to read these ads as satirical, with the joke at the expense of their police sponsors.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Rhyno posted:

Is it still opening Feb 12th? Hell of an odd Valentine's movie.
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" takes on a whole new sinister meaning

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008

FlamingLiberal posted:

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" takes on a whole new sinister meaning

I had no idea the dead could come at all.

Popcorn
May 25, 2004

You're both fuckin' banned!

Szmitten posted:

I had no idea the dead could come at all.

Without meaning to get too pedantic, consider this exchange:

"Shall we leave this bag in the house?"
"No, it's coming with me."

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

FlamingLiberal posted:

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" takes on a whole new sinister meaning

This Ain't Robocop XXX, coming March 2013.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Young Freud posted:

This Ain't Robocop XXX, coming March 2013.
And then there's the obvious Robocock...

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

And then there's the obvious Robocock...

Sadly, the porn industry has no room for creative titles such as that for their film parodies anymore.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The new RoboCop toys are out...



Where is his mouth? :stare:

(I took the pic and he really does not have a mouth.)

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Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

I'm starting to think that the cheesy and bloodless UPN Robocop series would be better than this. Anyone remember that show? Kind of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless.

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