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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? Eh...that's really more of a burgundy.
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Skeesix posted:Don't worry, I'll get us there... Let us never speak of the shortcut again.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 03:17 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? Put it in н!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 03:27 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train, which I could also afford?
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 04:26 |
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NoMoneyDown posted:What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train, which I could also afford? But Main Street's still all cracked and broken! Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken! Monorail, Monorail, Monoraaaaaaiiiiillll
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 04:42 |
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Mono!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 05:50 |
Mono = one Rail = rail
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:57 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Mono = one 2-3 = Negative Fun!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 07:05 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Mono = one Miss! What does the "I" stand for? Ooh, how about the "V?" Ooh, and miss, one more question...
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 07:19 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Miss! What does the "I" stand for? Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. "Eh, one more thing... One..." I should get a glass of water.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 07:55 |
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Janeane Garafolo posted:I got my period today. Plus I got a new boyfriend, and you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud. Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes!
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Everything Counts posted:Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. "Eh, one more thing... One..." I should get a glass of water. I did watch an episode of Matlock last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:15 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I did watch an episode of Matlock last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it. That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? jscolon2.0 defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:22 |
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Pander posted:That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? jscolon2.0 defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable! I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:28 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not steal. Yep. Shame I know. Well, in any case try to have a happy holiday, Mrs. Simpson. ... They weren't home, so I left a message.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:38 |
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Skeesix posted:Yep. Shame I know. Well, in any case try to have a happy holiday, Mrs. Simpson. Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:42 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not covet... graven images... something about "covet."
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Captain Foxy posted:Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Skeesix, is Captain Foxy at Camp Granada?
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 17:04 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Skeesix, is Captain Foxy at Camp Granada? Dear Charlie, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Kwote Thread. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Captain Foxy makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this post will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 17:46 |
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Gentlemen, to evil!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 18:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Thou shalt not covet... graven images... something about "covet." I think I'm coveting my own wife.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 18:25 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I think I'm coveting my own wife. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I think I'm coveting my own wife. I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the Eighties, and no one noticed.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 18:38 |
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Pander posted:I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut"?
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 18:54 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut"? It's in Revelations, people!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:10 |
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Pander posted:It's in Revelations, people! Is it? Or is that you goons can't admit you have a problem?
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:37 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Thou shalt not covet... graven images... something about "covet." To overcome the spider's curse, Simply quote a bible verse!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:59 |
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Bjay9 posted:Is it? Or is that you goons can't admit you have a problem? Oh my god you're right! I'm a rageaholic I just can't live without rageahol!!!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not steal. If i wanted smoke blown up my rear end I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
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Pander posted:I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith: walk through the wall. I will remove it for you! Later
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 20:46 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith: walk through the wall. I will remove it for you! Later Do you want a happy God, or an angry God?
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:12 |
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Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's . . . racket.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:15 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Dear Charlie, Awww, she's so sad now, but when it's time to stop quoting, she won't want to leave!
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:17 |
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Skeesix posted:Awww, she's so sad now, but when it's time to stop quoting, she won't want to leave! Moneypenny, I've made a decision. Next time I'm banned I'm getting a job.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:44 |
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IMJack posted:Moneypenny, I've made a decision. Next time I'm banned I'm getting a job. You? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away, forever. Samuel Clemens fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
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# ? Dec 27, 2013 23:32 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Do you even have a job anymore?
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 00:03 |
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IMJack posted:Do you even have a job anymore? Little goon, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
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Samuel Clemens posted:You? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4 He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, Samuel Clemens and I were closer than we...
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4 Don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Man Alive!'s time!
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