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IMJack posted:Do you even have a job anymore? Oh, sure. Let's see...I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
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Dec 28, 2013 01:45
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Everything Counts posted:Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. "Eh, one more thing... One..." I should get a glass of water. What's eatin' you, Everything Counts? For three weeks all you've been quoting about is meeting Matlock. Now you've met him, swiped his pills - "take one every hour to prevent spastic heart convulsions" - but you ain't said a word.
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Dec 28, 2013 02:03
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MondayHotDog posted:What's eatin' you, Everything Counts? For three weeks all you've been quoting about is meeting Matlock. Now you've met him, swiped his pills - "take one every hour to prevent spastic heart convulsions" - but you ain't said a word. Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!  Okay Drink-Mix, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house...
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Dec 28, 2013 03:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Don't bring home any more old crutches!
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Dec 28, 2013 04:11
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What about me, Tootsie Childs?
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Dec 28, 2013 04:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't bring home any more old crutches! Those are prizes! Oohh, a blasting cap.
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Dec 28, 2013 04:44
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't bring home any more old crutches! And here I am using my own legs like a sucker!
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Dec 28, 2013 05:07
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Root Bear posted:And here I am using my own legs like a sucker! You know who he reminds me of? A person. You know, that person who's always standing and walking...
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Dec 28, 2013 06:01
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Lets see uh, Bart's friends, well there's the fat kid with the thing, uh, the little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets.
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Dec 28, 2013 07:02
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The guy who plays the violin. The violin guy.
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Dec 28, 2013 07:07
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Tokelau All Star posted:Lets see uh, Bart's friends, well there's the fat kid with the thing, uh, the little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...
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Dec 28, 2013 10:11
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Striking Yak posted:Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner... The preferred spelling of "wiener" is 'W-I-E-N-E-R', although 'E-I' is an acceptable ethnic variant.
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Dec 28, 2013 10:30
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Striking Yak posted:Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner... Mom! Striking Yak is swearing!
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Dec 28, 2013 11:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The guy who plays the violin. The violin guy. Vio-ma-lin? Obo-ma-boe? Tu-ba-ma-ba? Ooooh, Saxamaphone! 
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Dec 28, 2013 16:57
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jscolon2.0 posted:Vio-ma-lin? Obo-ma-boe? Tu-ba-ma-ba? Ooooh, Saxamaphone! We'll go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man!
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Dec 28, 2013 17:22
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IMJack posted:We'll go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man! Our broadcast range is only 23 feet which makes us the most powerful jazz station in the entire US of A! 
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Dec 28, 2013 17:32
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jscolon2.0 posted:Vio-ma-lin? Obo-ma-boe? Tu-ba-ma-ba? Ooooh, Saxamaphone! OH MY GOD Tramapoline! Trambopoline!
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Dec 28, 2013 19:42
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Captain Foxy posted:OH MY GOD That does it! You people have held me back long enough! I’m going to clown college!
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Dec 28, 2013 19:48
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Man Alive! posted:The preferred spelling of "wiener" is 'W-I-E-N-E-R', although 'E-I' is an acceptable ethnic variant. I'm Mr. Bergstrom. Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are "Mr. Nerdstrom" and "Mr. Boogerstrom."
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Dec 28, 2013 20:12
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'm Mr. Bergstrom. Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are "Mr. Nerdstrom" and "Mr. Boogerstrom." Drink-Mix Man, are you a shyster?
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Dec 28, 2013 21:16
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You know who he reminds me of? A person. You know, that person who's always standing and walking... Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo?
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Dec 28, 2013 21:17
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Man Alive! posted:Drink-Mix Man, are you a shyster? Works on contingency? No, money down Oops, I shouldn't have that Bar Association logo on there either.
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Dec 28, 2013 21:25
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Man Alive! posted:Drink-Mix Man, are you a shyster? Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only two people that would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the mod.  )
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Dec 28, 2013 21:37
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IMJack posted:I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the Eighties, and no one noticed.  I never thought I'd have to do this again...
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Dec 28, 2013 23:07
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Everything Counts posted:
Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, dadadada, dadadadada, insurance fraud today!
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Dec 28, 2013 23:18
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, dadadada, dadadadada, insurance fraud today! Everybody's stupid except for me  
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Dec 28, 2013 23:43
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IMJack posted:We'll go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man! This is moleman in the morning. Good moleman to you.
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Dec 29, 2013 01:01
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Skeesix posted:This is moleman in the morning. Good moleman to you. Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
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Dec 29, 2013 01:25
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mrfart posted:Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. That's it! You posters have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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Dec 29, 2013 02:58
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mrfart posted:Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. 
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Dec 29, 2013 03:04
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mrfart posted:Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. How does it keep up with the news like that?
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Dec 29, 2013 03:50
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Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
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Dec 29, 2013 03:51
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.  A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds!
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Dec 29, 2013 03:53
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MondayHotDog posted:How does it keep up with the news like that? Don't. Praise. The Machine.
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Dec 29, 2013 04:18
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Skeesix posted:Don't. The kid wants the elephant. We don't have a drat elephant! Don't whisper into the mic!
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Dec 29, 2013 04:31
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mrfart posted:Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations? Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice! Maybe the problem will just fix itself.
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Dec 29, 2013 05:44
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CatchrNdRy posted:Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations? Now who's being naive?
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Dec 29, 2013 05:56
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Everything Counts posted:Now who's being naive? Marges quote is just made for  heh heh ok fair enough
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CatchrNdRy posted:Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations? Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! 
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