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dionysian: Dec 30, 2012

Dr. Faustus posted:

I read Popehat, so yeah I am aware of that phenomenon. There's this thing, though...

You go on singling me out, and I'll go on posting in your threads. I know how much you love that, since I became "he whom shall not be named."

See how that works?

Of course you don't, because you're a stupid shithead.

Have it your way.

Go gently caress yourself, you know nothing.

look at this guy

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:20

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godzilla hentai: Sep 6, 2010

Dr. Faustus posted:

I read Popehat, so yeah I am aware of that phenomenon. There's this thing, though...

You go on singling me out, and I'll go on posting in your threads. I know how much you love that, since I became "he whom shall not be named."

See how that works?

Of course you don't, because you're a stupid shithead.

Have it your way.

Go gently caress yourself, you know nothing.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:20

Saagonsa: Dec 29, 2012

culdesac posted:

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:21

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Funkz posted:

are you really threatening to post in gbs 2.1? im literally shaking

It seems to bother a lot of GBS 2.1 posters.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:21

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Dr. Faustus posted:

Go gently caress yourself, you know nothing.

Actually "Dr" (if you even are a real doctor??) I'm an expert on guitars and my expert analysis is Your Guitar Looks Stupid.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:21

Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

Dr. Faustus posted:

It seems to bother a lot of GBS 2.1 posters.

more like no one is taking you seriously

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:22

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

Dr. Faustus posted:

I read Popehat, so yeah I am aware of that phenomenon. There's this thing, though...

You go on singling me out, and I'll go on posting in your threads. I know how much you love that, since I became "he whom shall not be named."

See how that works?

Of course you don't, because you're a stupid shithead.

Have it your way.

i haven't said anything about you or your guitars, i don't know where all this hostility is coming from

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:23

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Funkz posted:

more like no one is taking you seriously

Seriously enough that you can't shut the gently caress up.

fedora or whatever

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:23

That Genuine Stank: Apr 25, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

Seriously enough that you can't shut the gently caress up.

fedora or whatever

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:24

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

lol if you have more than one of the same kind of guitar

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:25

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

lol if you have more than one guitar

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:25

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

lol if you talk about guitars but can't play

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

comes along bort posted:

lol if you have more than one of the same kind of guitar

what if you own a guitar store?

checkmate, einstein

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

godzilla hentai: Sep 6, 2010

Dr. Faustus posted:

It seems to bother a lot of GBS 2.1 posters.

im actually just simultaneously laughing and feeling sorry for you :/

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

Dr. Faustus posted:

Seriously enough that you can't shut the gently caress up.

fedora or whatever

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Box of Trial posted:

what if you own a guitar store?

checkmate, einstein

But can you play them? No? Shut the hell up guitar store owner.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

culdesac posted:

im actually just simultaneously laughing and feeling sorry for you :/

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:26

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

Third World Reggin posted:

But can you play them? No? Shut the hell up guitar store owner.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:27

godzilla hentai: Sep 6, 2010

Dr. Faustus posted:

SA has changed a lot in 12 years. That post was in a games thread in response to a lot of rumor and speculation (some of which turned out to accurate, and some which didn't, and the rest is still developing.) But that one post is taken out of context in that it was a response to several pages of negativity and bitching, and I was attempting to lighten the mood and be reassuring. I'm not humorless at all.

Haven't you noticed what's happened since Halloween? Everybody is trying to be the new forums comedy superstar but all any of you know how to do is hate on everything. People who like games can only hate on games. Same with music, movies, books, any topic that comes up, it's all vitriol all the time. Sometimes it works for a cheap giggle but mostly it just turns into "kill the guy with the ball." It wasn't even this bad back in 2000 before GBS was really moderated and it was full of major drama vortexes, people still had fun, and there was room for more than one viewpoint.

I like to discuss things, I like to have a good time, I don't like to hate on poo poo. It's not my thing. I guess it's just hard to be lighthearted when the prevailing paradigm is a bunch of shut-ins trying to out-hate each other. I guess it's rubbing off on me.

And mclast you're crazy. Those instruments are beautiful and they can sound like just about any make or model of guitar out there, and I love them. I built that Strat-style in 1992 with my Dad, and was going to paint it but never got around to it. It's very dear to me.

And all of you people are still throwing around the term autism in a way that makes it completely meaningless. I like to post clear, concise ideas with proper punctuation and grammar. I respond to questions and comments directed at or about me. I enjoy how it drives some of you crazy, because you are usually completely unaware of the fact that if you'd just leave me alone, I'd go back to lurking Games and D&D and Musician's Lounge and the Book Barn. GBS 2.0 is a complete cesspool full of noise and cranky toddlers.

I wouldn't have ever posted in this thread if certain stalkers hadn't posted my collection to insult it and me. Try to keep that in mind.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:27

XENA I LOVE YOU: Sep 11, 2010

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:29

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Thanks for repeating my message to the masses.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:29

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

can't you see, culdesac, you're just playing into his hands?? he's probably reading that post and jamming out on his really stupid looking guitar and smiling

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:30

Saagonsa: Dec 29, 2012

Dr. Faustus posted:

Thanks for repeating my message to the masses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:30

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Dr. Faustus posted:

lol if you talk about guitars but can't play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E&t=29s

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:30

godzilla hentai: Sep 6, 2010

homeless snail posted:

can't you see, culdesac, you're just playing into his hands?? he's probably reading that post and jamming out on his really stupid looking guitar and smiling

thats whats so amazing

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:31

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

i don't think anybody is even thinking about your ugly guitars now, i for one am transfixed by how very upset you are at the mere thought of them being ridiculed and how much difficulty you have not defending yourself from internet stalkers e-bullies, trolls and the dreaded frienemies

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:33

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Transfixed?

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:36

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

Transposed.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:38

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Transtremmed?

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:38

XENA I LOVE YOU: Sep 11, 2010

fix the trannies

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:39

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

That ain't cool.

P.S.

homeless snail I demand to see your credentials immediately.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Dec 28, 2013

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:40

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

it doesn't matter how ugly your guitars are if you're playing digital anyway because people that play that poo poo aren't serious anyway

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:44

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Dr. Faustus posted:

That ain't cool.

P.S.

homeless snail I demand to see your credentials immediately.

you first

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:45

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

ZombieParts posted:

it doesn't matter how ugly your guitars are if you're playing digital anyway because people that play that poo poo aren't serious anyway

50 watt stereo tube combos with a stereo rack and MIDI control rig:

...aaaand, back to you, homeless snail.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:47

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

nice guitar store you got there, but can you play them?? I'm going to need to hear some tracks, doc

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:48

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

Dr. Faustus posted:

That ain't cool.

P.S.

homeless snail I demand to see your credentials immediately.

credentials: has functioning eyesight

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:48

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

ZombieParts posted:

it doesn't matter how ugly your guitars are if you're playing digital anyway because people that play that poo poo aren't serious anyway

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:50

frankthetank: Dec 20, 2006; .

I find Danelectros pretty repulsive. The pickups make me gag.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:54

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Dr. Faustus posted:

50 watt stereo tube combos with a stereo rack and MIDI control rig:

All alone in a room. No band. No Friends. If a song gets recorded in a forest and no one is there to hear, who cares?

Sad.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:57

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:43

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

stupid lawn dart guitars :buddy:

# ? Dec 28, 2013 12:01

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