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you'd love my friend tom. zero facial hair, fit, strong, hairy as gently caress without a disgusting furry back. my mum's claimed him as my future husband but you can have him if you dig him since i've known him since i was 3 and that weirds me out. plus when we went to the high school formal together he puked way too early and i need a lover who can hold their booze
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how many of you ladies are sexually attracted to a man in saggy long johns and a white beater? it's winter up in northern wisconsin, and i would like to know if this is good evening wear.
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Dec 28, 2013 17:40
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Fruity Gordo posted:you'd love my friend tom. zero facial hair, fit, strong, hairy as gently caress without a disgusting furry back. my mum's claimed him as my future husband but you can have him if you dig him since i've known him since i was 3 and that weirds me out. plus when we went to the high school formal together he puked way too early and i need a lover who can hold their booze sounds good, i'll pay shipping
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Dec 28, 2013 17:41
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Fruity Gordo posted:i would love to date a carpenter. the saddest thing about living in a tiny flat is that you can't build poo poo, if i could snag a carpenter we could make poo poo and be butch and arty and roll around in sawdust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTcvmmOkqJI Seriously tho', I had the same thought so I've been taking carpentry courses at my local community college and it's been really, really fun. The wood working courses are usually older white guys with a few just outta high school guys and the construction courses are usually mostly ex-military yahoos going back to school on the GI Bill and they're funny as poo poo. And I've learned a ton which should save me serious moolah with regards to repairs. grapey posted:Yes! When you wear a 36D you just want the bewbs to be held up nicely. You don't need a bunch of molded rubber. Does anyone want a bunch of molded rubber? I'm like a 32B which is pretty small (tho' I honestly think it's freaking perfect, just big enough you can tell I have tits but they never really get in the way) and I don't want stupid padding either. Luckily, I can usually find ones that have extra push up pads I can just take out and throw away.
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Dec 28, 2013 17:45
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A dude's gotta have dark hair for me, I do not like blondes for whatever reason. Dark hair + light colored eyes is a major plus...the very first For Real crush I had was on a guy with black hair and blue eyes and i think i just got stuck there because that's been every dude i've ever dated. i fuckin HATE clingy guys who are all "if we don't spend every single spare second together it means YOU DON'T LOVE ME" because fuuuuck man sometimes i just want to sit on the couch in my underwear crocheting and not talking
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Dec 28, 2013 17:45
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men dont love they just want a mommymaid hybrid with a hole to gently caress. hth. also marry rich so when he inevitably leaves you for a woman a decade younger or becomes abusive that wasted youth wouldnt have been for nothing & you'll have options love never lasts. hail satan
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Dec 28, 2013 17:47
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I am kicking myself or jettisoning all my d-cup bras when I moved. The second I replace them all this pudge is going to fall straight off and theni ll be back to my stretched c-cup bras and will want new ones again.
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Dec 28, 2013 17:50
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Bad news, everyone. The pups have a terminal case..... of the cutes.
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Dec 28, 2013 17:58
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I think you need a second opinion on that, photo and video documentation required i am a cuteologist, so i think that I can provide a proper diagnosis
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Dec 28, 2013 18:11
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Went to the thrift shop earlier, scored a super-warm Oleg Cassini corduroy and wool vest with a detachable hood that makes me look like a post-apocalyptic fisherman. Also got an HDMI cable and an unopened bottle of Moschino "Couture!", which smells lovely. Shithouse Dave posted:I am kicking myself or jettisoning all my d-cup bras when I moved. The second I replace them all this pudge is going to fall straight off and theni ll be back to my stretched c-cup bras and will want new ones again. If you can stand going in there, Ross is usually pretty good for cheap but decent bras.
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Dec 28, 2013 18:16
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Crow Jane posted:Went to the thrift shop earlier, scored a super-warm Oleg Cassini corduroy and wool vest with a detachable hood that makes me look like a post-apocalyptic fisherman. Also got an HDMI cable and an unopened bottle of Moschino "Couture!", which smells lovely. If you've got a Nordstrom Rack close by, I can usually find great deals there. Also for nice jeans.
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Dec 28, 2013 18:22
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Women's Rights? posted:I think you need a second opinion on that, photo and video documentation required 
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Dec 28, 2013 18:26
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hydrophilic
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Dec 28, 2013 18:27
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Donkay NOoo posted:van. it seems pups are more active at night. do they keep you up at night eh? not really, you learn to deal unless they start howling
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Dec 28, 2013 18:28
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t_violet posted:Does anyone want a bunch of molded rubber? I'm like a 32B which is pretty small (tho' I honestly think it's freaking perfect, just big enough you can tell I have tits but they never really get in the way) and I don't want stupid padding either. Luckily, I can usually find ones that have extra push up pads I can just take out and throw away. 32B is a very nice size. Smallish boobs are nice and cute. I noticed the the lingerie store that they now have push up bras that are literally 3 inches thick. I'm okay with some moderate padding, but when 90% of the cup is padding, that's going too far and I certainly don't need it. It would have been a confidence booster when I was an A cup, but not anymore.
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Dec 28, 2013 18:31
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I once pulled out what looked like a pretty,, basic-ish gray bra at the store. The thing had so much padding you couldn't really even call them cups. It was actually heavy. Maidenform make decent everyday bras without too much padding, so that tends to be my go-to. Victoria's Secret is terrible.
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Dec 28, 2013 18:35
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mmm yes those are heavily infected with cute, i'm terribly sorry to tell you. The only cure is snuggles and tummy rubs.
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Dec 28, 2013 18:38
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Nessa posted:32B is a very nice size. Smallish boobs are nice and cute. I believe that is referred to as being pettanko
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Dec 28, 2013 18:43
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Livingtrope posted:I believe that is referred to as being pettanko
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Dec 28, 2013 18:45
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Padded bras also leave that 'bra' line that sticks through your clothes from your cleavage outwards if you wear anything thin. Why aren't they making thin bras out of space age materials?
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Dec 28, 2013 18:55
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Padded bras also leave that 'bra' line that sticks through your clothes from your cleavage outwards if you wear anything thin. Why aren't they making thin bras out of space age materials? Yeah, I hate that! Also, why does my dad always get me coats that are too big for me for Christmas. I got a white leather jacket that I hope he just found in a thrift store so that I don't have to feel bad about never wearing because it's pretty ugly. He also gave me a My Little Pony Christmas ornament and I prefer the Rarity ornament over the jacket that makes me look like a box. At least with the Bay gift card, I can actually go find something that fits me.
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Dec 28, 2013 19:32
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Padded bras also leave that 'bra' line that sticks through your clothes from your cleavage outwards if you wear anything thin. Why aren't they making thin bras out of space age materials? I like a little padding to keep everything from showing through my clothes, but yeah I wish they were still a bit thinner. I really hate bra shopping, but it's looking like it's time. I'm getting a lot of the "four boob" thing with the ones that don't fit right and the ones that do are wearing out. Plus one got ruined when someone did laundry and ran it through the the dryer. 
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Dec 28, 2013 20:05
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I am smallish in the boobs and I like it. I really hate having to wear bras and avoid it whenever I can. Sometimes I say gently caress it and just stick a pasty on the nips. Other clothing optional
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Dec 28, 2013 20:08
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Lady thread, I have the house to myself, a little over a quarter of good weed, a pot of chili simmering on the stove, and a massive new TV. I kinda want to play a video game, but don't know which one. I have the Fable and Dragon Age series', Arkham Asylum, The Witcher 2, Assassin's Creed 3 and Mass Effect 2 to choose from. Also Skyrim and a bunch of first person shooters my boyfriend likes, but meh. I know what Pick would say, but I just don't think I have it in me to play Dragon Age 2 again.
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Dec 28, 2013 20:26
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Donkay NOoo posted:I am smallish in the boobs and I like it. I really hate having to wear bras and avoid it whenever I can. Sometimes I say gently caress it and just stick a pasty on the nips. Other clothing optional Sometimes I'm kinda envious of the extra attention the more well-endowed ladies get from the (not so) gentlemen but then I remember how irritating it is when I meet a redhead fetishist and all they see is my hair color. So my sympathies to the more statuesque women, I bet it's the same thing but like times a million all day, every day.
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Crow Jane posted:Lady thread, I have the house to myself, a little over a quarter of good weed, a pot of chili simmering on the stove, and a massive new TV. I kinda want to play a video game, but don't know which one. I have the Fable and Dragon Age series', Arkham Asylum, The Witcher 2, Assassin's Creed 3 and Mass Effect 2 to choose from. Also Skyrim and a bunch of first person shooters my boyfriend likes, but meh. I just put together a new computer and am going to play the whole Mass Effect series on it so you should too
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Crow Jane posted:Lady thread, I have the house to myself, a little over a quarter of good weed, a pot of chili simmering on the stove, and a massive new TV. I kinda want to play a video game, but don't know which one. I have the Fable and Dragon Age series', Arkham Asylum, The Witcher 2, Assassin's Creed 3 and Mass Effect 2 to choose from. Also Skyrim and a bunch of first person shooters my boyfriend likes, but meh. Go see Frozen.
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Pick posted:Go see Frozen. But I have a pot of chili on the stove
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Crow Jane posted:But I have a pot of chili on the stove TAKE THE CHILI
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Crow Jane posted:Lady thread, I have the house to myself, a little over a quarter of good weed, a pot of chili simmering on the stove, and a massive new TV. I kinda want to play a video game, but don't know which one. I have the Fable and Dragon Age series', Arkham Asylum, The Witcher 2, Assassin's Creed 3 and Mass Effect 2 to choose from. Also Skyrim and a bunch of first person shooters my boyfriend likes, but meh. I vote for Arkham Asylum or Mass Effect 2. Arkham Asylum has Batman (I would kill for a well done Birds of Prey game in the same style.) And Mass Effect 2 has a couple of my favourite characters in The Professor and Marianne.
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Out of those choices, i'd say Witcher 2 arkham asylum aint bad either the rest i wouldnt touch with a 39 and a half foot pole
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I thought the cool kids played assassin's creed
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I didnt see Fable in there, if its Fable 2 then it's good
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t_violet posted:Sometimes I'm kinda envious of the extra attention the more well-endowed ladies get from the (not so) gentlemen but then I remember how irritating it is when I meet a redhead fetishist and all they see is my hair color. So my sympathies to the more statuesque women, I bet it's the same thing but like times a million all day, every day. Only thing better than a redhead is a Japanese redhead with big boobs.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I didnt see Fable in there, if its Fable 2 then it's good Fable 2 is my favorite game and what I was leaning towards. Seeing my character's hideously scarred, magically glowing face in HD while she pours pints of beer for two hours straight seems like it could be pretty cool Though Arkham Asylum or Mass Effect would probably look cooler and are probably better games Crow Jane fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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Dec 28, 2013 21:00
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it was insanely cool watching horns slowly grow out my skull
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My evil character was horribly fat, had horns and liked to run around in pretty pink lady clothes. Townsfolk actually ran screaming from him
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Crow Jane posted:My evil character was horribly fat, had horns and liked to run around in pretty pink lady clothes. Townsfolk actually ran screaming from him same except i only fed him rotted vegetables
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Out of those choices, i'd say Witcher 2 I just bought The Witcher 2 but everyone talks about how hard it is and I have a pretty low tolerance for frustration, so now I'm kind of afraid to play it. Is it really as insanely hard as everyone says? It looks so cool and I'm in the mood for some sword/sorcery RPG stuff. 
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