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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Al! posted:

when I could stand them at all i really couldnt stand the text ones where some goon writes hundreds of pages of "humorous" fan fiction about some lovely jrpg or something. the strategy game ones were always pretty good though

The Bureaucracy LP is one that's pretty good, but the guy that did the Might & Magic LPs is incredibly stupid and irritating and I hope all of his fingers break simultaneously for ruining those games for me.

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
oh god its tarnishing cherished childhood memories but i just cant stop reading!!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


- Me, at your posts.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

syscall girl posted:

officer we were just trying to determine the bridge's load bearing capacity

that last truck was carrying almost 18 tons of drywall and something has occurred to me to make the next bridge even better
whta if you built the bridge out of drywall :wth:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Whiskerando posted:

The real degree is a certification in hyperbaric welding. The upsides are that you make the salary of a computer engineer without having to know about computers at all. :allears:

the downside is that you die horribly

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

you get buried under a mountain of pussy after you graduate tho



and lol forever if you call yourself an engineer w/o knowing what your state engineering licensure board is even called

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
why is everyone so mad about driving trains

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
:rolleyes: we're clearly talking about land surveyors

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Oppenheimer posted:

why is everyone so mad about driving trains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOhBBEQwE8

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sniep posted:

dude that guy is getting no pussy being on a lovely billboard like that

at least move on up to the dont smoke meth ones

fun fact

you'll still be waiting for sex once you become an engineer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i would unironically watch that guy do the news for real

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

hubris.height posted:

fun fact

you'll still be waiting for sex once you become an engineer

search for "geordi laforge billboard" and it gives you an article about google glass



oh wait, that was tailored to me n/m

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:ducksiren:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

ut in the house :woop:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

politeness is just a way of saying 'I don't respect you enough to be honest'

incidentally, this is why everyone thinks people from nyc/the general area is "rude" and "mean". because the standard way to talk to a stranger is the way that full of themselves faux politeness areas reserve for talking to close friends.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Install Windows posted:

incidentally, this is why everyone thinks people from nyc/the general area is "rude" and "mean". because the standard way to talk to a stranger is the way that full of themselves faux politeness areas reserve for talking to close friends.

new yorkers are perfectly nice people, but you will never hear "bless your heart"

i consider this a feature not a bug

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Install Windows posted:

incidentally, this is why everyone thinks people from nyc/the general area is "rude" and "mean". because the standard way to talk to a stranger is the way that full of themselves faux politeness areas reserve for talking to close friends.

people from new york city will yell at you at the drop of a hat. i don't like it :colbert:

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you get buried under a mountain of pussy after you

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you get buried under a mountain of pussy after you graduate tho

this is probably why the term "software engineer" exists

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
im the accidental double quote

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

prefect posted:

people from new york city will yell at you at the drop of a hat. i don't like it :colbert:

stop needing to be yelled at.


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

new yorkers are perfectly nice people, but you will never hear "bless your heart"

i consider this a feature not a bug

precisely. new yorkers are actually nice and helpful (in large part because cities of that size and density simply can't function with fake niceness not backed up with true niceness)

southern manners are the fedora Nice Guy of cultural mannerisms.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

new yorkers yell to distract you from what a filthy shithole new york is

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Install Windows posted:

stop needing to be yelled at.

bazinga

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/facerig

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sweevo posted:

new yorkers yell to distract you from what a filthy shithole new york is

cool opinion from 1978

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Install Windows posted:

southern manners are the fedora Nice Guy of cultural mannerisms.

god bless

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Install Windows posted:

stop needing to be yelled at.

you sound like one of those borderline-autistic guys who think that they're being "honest" all the time, when they're actually just being assholes

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

you sound like one of those borderline-autistic guys who think that they're being "honest" all the time, when they're actually just being assholes

those are some harsh words

i mean 'borderline' smdh

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
the war of northern friendzoning

prefect posted:

you sound like one of those borderline-autistic guys who think that they're being "honest" all the time, when they're actually just being assholes

you're the one having people constantly yell at you instead of be ignored like the other million people on the sidewalk so you're probably loving something up just saying

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Install Windows posted:

the war of northern friendzoning


you're the one having people constantly yell at you instead of be ignored like the other million people on the sidewalk so you're probably loving something up just saying

this is true

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sweevo posted:

new yorkers yell to distract you from what a filthy shithole new york is

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

i mean if new yorkers can't yell at their hellish existence, you're the next best thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
New York is literally a hell on earth on par with la

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
nyc literally owns the planet

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Al! posted:

New York is literally a hell on earth on par with la
look at this scrub who's never been to detroit

i was "lucky" enough to first see it at night and it's literally blade runner

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
except without the flying cars of course. or the asians. or really people at all. :negative:

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

prefect posted:

you sound like one of those borderline-autistic guys

consider who you are arguing with

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Al! posted:

New York is literally a hell on earth on par with la

Sham bam bamina! posted:

look at this scrub who's never been to detroit

the trinity

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coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
LA

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