The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Here is the broth you ordered, sir.

I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 07:23

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:48

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!

But this comes out of my paycheck! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 08:08

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Root Bear posted:

But this comes out of my paycheck! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 08:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Memento posted:

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

This should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 08:13

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

MondayHotDog posted:

This should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.

It's about a killer robot driving instructor, who travels back in time for some reason.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 15:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Technogeek posted:

It's about a killer robot driving instructor, who travels back in time for some reason.

You can't take out the talking pie. He's the heart of the movie!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:06

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

jscolon2.0 posted:

You can't take out the talking pie. He's the heart of the movie!

That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 17:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent. With 60 percent less sass-mouth!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 18:07

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Here is the broth you ordered, sir.

Mmm, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?

# ? Dec 30, 2013 19:03

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

Mmm, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?

Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 19:19

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!

I can't wait to eat that monkey!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 19:27

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I can't wait to eat that monkey!

I wish I had a monkey's paw.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 21:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!

... he's literally stewing in his own juices...

# ? Dec 30, 2013 21:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

I can't wait to eat that monkey!

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite. :mad:

# ? Dec 30, 2013 21:23

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

AW WEVOIW!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 21:33

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

Good memoirs. Good, not great.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 00:56

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

jscolon2.0 posted:

I can't wait to eat that monkey!

Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought it was housebroken!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 02:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought it was housebroken!

That monkey is gonna pay.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 02:27

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk! :downs:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 02:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

Saul Bellow is Jewish? :aaa:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 03:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

[] Tell Me More
[] Trenchant Insight
[] Bon Mot

# ? Dec 31, 2013 03:42

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

[] Tell Me More
[] Trenchant Insight
[] Bon Mot

Buy me BONESTORM or go to hell!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 03:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

[] Tell Me More
[] Trenchant Insight
[] Bon Mot

If I'd pressed the remorse button one more time I'd have made it.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 04:46

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Saul Bellow is Jewish?

The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 04:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

Buy me BONESTORM or go to hell!

No thanks, I'm really into this cup and ball thing! WHOA!! You never know where this crazy ball is gonna go! :haw:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 05:30

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.

Whatever you've got planned for tonight, count me out.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 05:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.

I! Hate! You! Walt! Freakin'! Whitman! Leaves of Grass, my rear end!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

I! Hate! You! Walt! Freakin'! Whitman! Leaves of Grass, my rear end!

Leaves of four, eat some more! :smug:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:11

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Leaves of four, eat some more!

We have a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.

This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 08:05

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!

Take that Dr. Sally Waxler!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 08:22

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Leaves of four, eat some more!

I never got this joke. :smith:

Completely clueless when I first heard it as a kid, then when I was maybe 13/14 I thought it was a pot reference, then when I was 15/16 I saw what pot actually looked like, so I went back to not getting it.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 15:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I never got this joke.

Completely clueless when I first heard it as a kid, then when I was maybe 13/14 I thought it was a pot reference, then when I was 15/16 I saw what pot actually looked like, so I went back to not getting it.

Well, you see white guys have names like "Lenny," whereas black guys have names like "Carl..."

# ? Dec 31, 2013 15:49

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I never got this joke.

Completely clueless when I first heard it as a kid, then when I was maybe 13/14 I thought it was a pot reference, then when I was 15/16 I saw what pot actually looked like, so I went back to not getting it.

"Leaves of three, let it be" is a common saying about avoiding poison ivy.

edit: It's a saying that Homer confuses it with, because Homer is dumb?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.

Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel: cold, hard. Had a shock of hair; red, like the fires of Hell.

jscolon2.0 fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Dec 31, 2013

# ? Dec 31, 2013 15:57

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jscolon2.0 posted:

"Leaves of three, let it be" is a common saying about avoiding poison ivy.

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

# ? Dec 31, 2013 16:02

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

Yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 16:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

# ? Dec 31, 2013 16:50

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.