The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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A Boring Story: Mar 27, 2008; We're not going to Catalina, are we?

Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 19:48

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:32

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

A Boring Story posted:

Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

It works for ANY Ayatollah.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 19:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

A Boring Story posted:

Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

That's why I'm condensing six pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 19:56

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

MondayHotDog posted:

That's why I'm condensing six pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar.

If you're trying to scare me, it won't work. I'm 100% focused on my goal. Hey, my hat has ear-flaps.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 20:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Pander posted:

If you're trying to scare me, it won't work. I'm 100% focused on my goal. Hey, my hat has ear-flaps.

*gasp* This man is my exact double!

*gasp* That dog has a puffy tail! Here, puff! Heehee!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 20:08

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Marge! I think I hate Ted Koppel!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 20:39

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

That's why I'm condensing six pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar.

How come I can't spend one night lurking in the buses outside Chef Boyardee's house?

# ? Dec 31, 2013 22:15

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

# ? Jan 1, 2014 00:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

# ? Jan 1, 2014 01:18

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

How come I can't spend one night lurking in the buses outside Chef Boyardee's house?

jscolon2.0, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True story. :italy:

# ? Jan 1, 2014 01:28

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

How come I can't spend one night lurking in the buses outside Chef Boyardee's house?

Oh, jscolon2.0, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking MondayHotDog because you thought he dug up your garden?

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

jscolon2.0, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True story.

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:18

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's always New Year's Eve! Here we go again!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's always New Year's Eve! Here we go again!

Hey, the bartender even looks like Everything Counts!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:32

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hey, the bartender even looks like Everything Counts!

Yeah... "looks like."

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:39

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Yeah... "looks like."

Everything Counts flew me in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend. He deliberately waited until we were in the air to ask me!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 02:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's always New Year's Eve! Here we go again!

We have another jumper on the roof of the Simpsons Quote Thread.

# ? Jan 1, 2014 03:41

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Ohh, will this horrible year never end? :gonk:

# ? Jan 1, 2014 03:45

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Everything Counts posted:

Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's always New Year's Eve! Here we go again!

It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over :allears:

# ? Jan 1, 2014 06:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

NoMoneyDown posted:

It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over

Today's the 1st, which means it was last month, which means you're being ridiculous.

# ? Jan 1, 2014 06:41

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Here comes two!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 06:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Sure it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

# ? Jan 1, 2014 09:50

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

"Leaves of four, eat some more" is a common addenda to "Leaves of three, leave it be" which indicates a lack of seriousness in rhyme, in the style of "Skinner is a nut, he's got a rubber butt." This is to say that Homer by design is a big fat stereotypical american father.

# ? Jan 1, 2014 18:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Sure it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 18:58

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

"Leaves of four, eat some more" is a common addenda to "Leaves of three, leave it be" which indicates a lack of seriousness in rhyme, in the style of "Skinner is a nut, he's got a rubber butt." This is to say that Homer by design is a big fat stereotypical american father.

And here's a picture of you with blueprints of the balloon, and an alternate caption "Buttzilla".

# ? Jan 1, 2014 19:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Skeesix posted:

"Leaves of four, eat some more" is a common addenda to "Leaves of three, leave it be" which indicates a lack of seriousness in rhyme, in the style of "Skinner is a nut, he's got a rubber butt." This is to say that Homer by design is a big fat stereotypical american father.

Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure, worn only for shock value. And yet, they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son.

That's fantastic.

# ? Jan 1, 2014 19:05