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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

there's that prison rape one that was all the rage after i was gone. what the gently caress was it called. undergrand hotel?

it's all rape and assholes! there was on gay manga i read, about a guy in the baseball club who's really clumsy, so they make him take tea ceremony to learn gracefulness, and he falls in love with the tea ceremony club president, but he wants to go back to the baseball club, and then the weirdest loving thing happens. he talks to his boyfriend about it, and his boyfriend is all like, i'm unhappy that we won't see each other as much, but i know that baseball is really important to you and makes you happy.

i was expecting that drama to drag out forever!

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
there's some nice stuff in there. 99% of any media is crap. gently caress I still remember a single chapter of a single obscure yaoi from like 1995 or some poo poo so w/e more power to you

some of that is just because i do have a soft spot for referential poo poo, so a story that hinges on asimov's three laws of robotics was kinda kewl

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
i liked that one scene where the girl was pretty and had nice breasts and the director avoided keeping the camera aimed at the guy's rear end when the sex was happening

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
oh god i am sorry that is the first post of the new 100 pages

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

boom boom boom posted:

oh god i am sorry that is the first post of the new 100 pages

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
it's all rape and assholes!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Al Borland posted:

Well I just had one hell of a day. Got home from visiting family and in my mailbox is a lovely letter from my leasors about renewing my apartment. Due back today :psyduck: I have 3 months left on my apartment for those wondering So I was expecting to hear from them but nothing like this.

So I had to rush it all out get it signed dated, faxed, and emailed back to them after office hours. Luckily it just said it had to be today and didn't specify a time. Holy poo poo though, they didn't call me or email me, or anything about this. I mean I was gone for a whole month in the middle of a holiday season you'd think they'd have some common sense to check through other means while they're at it!

Anyways that should be solved, I hope. I'll call tomorrow and find out more if they're open.

Here's hoping I still have my apartment... gently caress.

I think that killed pretty much my desire to do any partying tonight I'm just going to fall asleep.
For what it's worth, I did the same thing last year and it was totally fine. They also gave me preferential rent anyway (didn't raise it even though they legally could've). As long as you think they like you okay -- you pay on time and haven't done anything crazy -- they probably want to keep you. I think you can really chill.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sabel posted:

it's all rape and assholes!

when did we start talking about George RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Martin again?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There's a thread for that too.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

i liked that one scene where the girl was pretty and had nice breasts and the director avoided keeping the camera aimed at the guy's rear end when the sex was happening

no one reads yaoi for the sex scenes, the sex scenes in yaoi are terrible

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Anne Whateley posted:

For what it's worth, I did the same thing last year and it was totally fine. They also gave me preferential rent anyway (didn't raise it even though they legally could've). As long as you think they like you okay -- you pay on time and haven't done anything crazy -- they probably want to keep you. I think you can really chill.

Pretty much this. You should be fine.

boom boom boom posted:

no one reads yaoi for the sex scenes, the sex scenes in yaoi are terrible

If I remember right, the "sex" scenes usually involve lots of hugging and passionate close ups of the guys faces. That's it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

boom boom boom posted:

no one reads yaoi for the sex scenes, the sex scenes in yaoi are terrible

oh of course how silly of me to not know that nobody reads gay porn animes for the gay porn part

that's like, anime 101 and I have shamed myself and must atone with ritual suicide

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


i read japanese gay gently caress comics for the articles

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

They don't let just anyone get published in those y'know

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
please note that all my posts about porn animes should be read in whatever tone suggests confused bewilderment I wouldn't want this thread to be a non-safe space

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

no one reads yaoi for the sex scenes, the sex scenes in yaoi are terrible

hey remember when the lady who made Wild Rock (gay caveman porn) got sued by the lady who plagiarized her because the plagiarist had a famous and rich mom? japan is cool

lmao yaoi

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


i should have talked to those japanese women about yaoi

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Brown Menace posted:

i should have talked to those japanese women about yaoi

we had a japanese exchange student at our house a while, i did not talk about manga but she gave me a shitton anyway. fojoshi invasion???

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
my knowledge of japan comes almost entirely from godzilla movies and reports on war atrocities so whatevs

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Anne Whateley posted:

For what it's worth, I did the same thing last year and it was totally fine. They also gave me preferential rent anyway (didn't raise it even though they legally could've). As long as you think they like you okay -- you pay on time and haven't done anything crazy -- they probably want to keep you. I think you can really chill.

Yeah I pay on time and I am quiet and do not smell bad.

E:

Plus I think my neighbor just died. SO they'd have two vacant apartments. Serious on my neighbor being dead. Last time I saw him he looked horrible and had tubes on his chest from surgery or something. I was giving him some mail he missed. The dude smoked a ton and I hadn't seen or heard from him since that day. It was back in like October. Today I came in to find his mailbox missing his name and all his furnature out by the dumpster. Holy poo poo hope he didn't die and is just moving.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012
so is japan still refusing to admit that the rape of nanking happened

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

please note that all my posts about porn animes should be read in whatever tone suggests confused bewilderment I wouldn't want this thread to be a non-safe space

this thread is not a safe space anime or not

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

toe knee hand posted:

this thread is not a safe space anime or not

oh thank christ

also: penis penis penis penis

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
if people are going to make gay anime porn they may as well go all out and have musclebound sweaty dudes just slamming each other instead of doing this half-assed yaoi stuff

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

if people are going to make gay anime porn they may as well just go all out and have musclebound sweaty dudes just slamming each other instead of doing this half-assed yaoi stuff

lady here ain't up on the scene, that poo poo is in. people actin like it's still 1997, keep your game up, poo poo

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

also: penis penis penis penis

hey trigger warning that poo poo

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

lady here ain't up on the scene, that poo poo is in. people actin like it's still 1997, keep your game up, poo poo

I resent the fact that you would consider me to have ever been up on the yaoi scene :colbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's all about drawing the avengers going at it or w/e, pecs all over, big burly mother fuckers

e: women??? have stupid fetishes??? NO. that is man territory. gently caress awff.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I like burly motherfuckers just not the anime kind

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

if people are going to make gay anime porn they may as well go all out and have musclebound sweaty dudes just slamming each other instead of doing this half-assed yaoi stuff

Cho Aniki.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pick posted:

it's all about drawing the avengers going at it or w/e, pecs all over, big burly mother fuckers

So it's a few costume malfunctions and changed line of dialogues away from the official western stuff now eh?

Note: I unironically like the normal stuff and even I recognize it's gay as gently caress sometimes.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Pick posted:

it's all about drawing the avengers going at it or w/e, pecs all over, big burly mother fuckers

even straight men can enjoy naked chris evans + hemsworth

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
drinking a bison brewing chocolate stout

very nice

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

So it's a few costume malfunctions and changed line of dialogues away from the official western stuff now eh?

it's barely different any more.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012
I'm a straight man but I enjoy seeing the occasional chiseled bod'.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chum Scandal posted:

even straight men can enjoy naked chris evans + hemsworth

I would gently caress Chris Evans like you don't even know. I would just wrassle that peen to the loving GROUND

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Pick posted:

I would gently caress Chris Evans like you don't even know. I would just wrassle that peen to the loving GROUND

same and i'm a straight man

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

drinking a bison brewing chocolate stout

very nice

I'm about to drink a mint chocolate stout and make bourbon balls for a party tomorrow. Happy NYE y'all.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Chum Scandal posted:

same and i'm a straight man

I would just as a gratitude gently caress for portraying Captain America right on-screen. Straight dude as well.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
My roommate bought some of that gin Crow Jane recommended so I'm really excited to try that

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