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Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Baldbeard posted:

Do companies really not check the contents of a refund box? I figured it would be the opposite, and they would search high and low to avoid having to dish one out.

Part of the gimmick is that the scammer re-shrink-wraps the box so that on a cursory inspection, the package looks factory sealed.

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hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Nth Doctor posted:

Part of the gimmick is that the scammer re-shrink-wraps the box so that on a cursory inspection, the package looks factory sealed.

It happened to my husband at Best Buy: he bought a router or something, the box was sealed and full of roofing tiles.

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Baldbeard posted:

Do companies really not check the contents of a refund box? I figured it would be the opposite, and they would search high and low to avoid having to dish one out.

Sometimes people use shrink wrap to reseal the box before returning making it look like it was never opened.

this also can happen on the shipping end of the process, people in the warehouse take the product out shove some crap in the box and reseal it often having access to those little tamper tabs stickers and shrink wrappers.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Baldbeard posted:

Do companies really not check the contents of a refund box? I figured it would be the opposite, and they would search high and low to avoid having to dish one out.

How much would you care if you're getting paid $7.25 a hour?

I suppose e-tailers like Amazon would check, but I imagine your average Wal-Mart employee gives negative fucks.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


movax posted:

How much would you care if you're getting paid $7.25 a hour?

I suppose e-tailers like Amazon would check, but I imagine your average Wal-Mart employee gives negative fucks.

I was in a Wal*Mart a few days ago and the return line was enormous and there were carts of returns stuffed all around the counter. They probably don't have time to check each thing even if they made a reasonable wage like $8.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Decrepus posted:

I was in a Wal*Mart a few days ago and the return line was enormous and there were carts of returns stuffed all around the counter. They probably don't have time to check each thing even if they made a reasonable wage like $8.

Especially post Christmas, there isn't a lot of time even if you cared enough to do it (which many don't). Late December and most of January is gift-return hell in retail. Plus you'll always get that crazy customer who gets pissed that you're checking because they feel like it's an implied accusation of fraud.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
This popped up on my Facebook

quote:

A waiter in Houston put his job on the line and is receiving praise after he told a table he was unwilling to serve them. The waiter, Michael Garcia, was waiting on a family of regulars who have a 5-yr old child (Milo) with down syndrome. Another family he was serving made comments about the noises the child was making so he moved the annoyed party to another table. The waiter then overheard "special needs children need to be special somewhere else," from the table. That's when he informed them he would be unable to serve them. They left the restaurant. Share this if you agree that Michael Garcia has become a hero for standing up for this little boy!

There's also a picture so you know it's real!!!

Chuck Tanner has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Dec 30, 2013

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

Decrepus posted:

I was in a Wal*Mart a few days ago and the return line was enormous and there were carts of returns stuffed all around the counter. They probably don't have time to check each thing even if they made a reasonable wage like $8.

I have definitely returned a shirt before that was super old and didn't come from our store (but that had a tag on it) because I was just running on auto-pilot. I went to go put it away and realized what I had done, and the guy I was working with was just like, "just put it back in the bin, don't say anything". I can assure that no one working the returns desk gives a poo poo.

Slightly Lions
Apr 13, 2009

Look what I can do!

I'll see you that, and raise you The Pogues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3t7dHN2CM

And because I just did it, ya'll get another one of these:

NAR Mad-Libs posted:

(I work as a Hairdresser in a grocery store. We sell Pepsi products, but not Coke.)
Customer: Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me where the Coke is?
Me: Jarl, I'm afraid we don't have Coke in this store.
Customer: You R****! You're lying!
Me: No, I'm afraid we simply don't sell it.
Customer: I can't believe this! You fucktruck! I want to speak to your manager! (My manager has been waiting in the shadows the whole time, holding back a digestion.)
Manager: Can I help you?
Customer: This weird foot tells me you don't sell Pepsi! I want a refund!
Manager: No. (The customer totally owls out and throws a cheese at the manager. He calls for security. As they drag the customer out, he yells stunningly.)
Customer: You buttgravity! I'll kill your second cousin for this! You'll regret this for 14 years! (After this happened, my manager promoted me to Executive Delivery Boy! Also, we've been married for 27 years now. We have a child, Joss Whedon!)

My favorite part about these is the weirdly specific amount of time Our Hero is supposed to regret their decision for.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Mr. Mallory posted:

This popped up on my Facebook


There's also a picture so you know it's real!!!



Which one is the one with Down's syndrome?

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Mr. Mallory posted:

This popped up on my Facebook


There's also a picture so you know it's real!!!



This is just a plot line from Extras

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Slightly Lions posted:

I'll see you that, and raise you The Pogues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3t7dHN2CM

And because I just did it, ya'll get another one of these:


My favorite part about these is the weirdly specific amount of time Our Hero is supposed to regret their decision for.

What's 'owling out'?

e: nvm, missed it was a madlib :v:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

quote:

room and tell the class what we did over summer vacation.”

(By this point I’m annoyed with the request. I am known for my short temper and lashing out with little to no provocation.)

Me: “Can we skip this please?” *I start to point around the room* “[Six 'popular' girls] laid on the beach ogling guys, getting their tan on, and belittling anyone who wasn’t a size two on the beach. [Five 'gangsters/tough guys'] got arrested for drugs or some other dumb s*** they thought they could get away with. [Two ‘skater’ kids] went to the skate park every day. [Five ‘gamer’ kids] spent their summer playing whatever new video game just came out, yelling for their mommies any time they wanted something but didn’t want to get up to get it themselves,. And [four jocks] spent the summer playing for whatever sports team they play on all summer. Everyone does the same thing every f****** summer so there’s no point in subjecting us to this crap every year!”

Teacher: “[My Name], that’s inappropriate for school!”

Me: “Anyone please stand up and tell me I’m wrong!”

(No one stands up or even says a word.)

Me: “Okay. Can we please move on?”

Teacher: “Maybe you’ll enlighten the class with what you did?”

Me: “I worked and adopted a kitten. How about you get to teaching now?”

Student: *under his breath* “How can someone with a kitten be so grumpy?”

The only thing I can believe about this is the 'middle school'.

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009

Tunicate posted:

The only thing I can believe about this is the 'middle school'.

And of course

quote:

I am known for my short temper and lashing out with little to no provocation.

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Tunicate posted:

The only thing I can believe about this is the 'middle school'.

And what kind of crazy person is proud of "having a short temper and being known to lash out at little to no provocation"?

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


I can believe some insufferable dork attempting to have a meltdown in his foreign languages class when the teacher asks them to explain what they did over the holidays in French.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

screaden posted:

And what kind of crazy person is proud of "having a short temper and being known to lash out at little to no provocation"?

Someone who thinks that makes them ~*unique *~ and ~*endearing*~ like in their animes.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Mr. Mallory posted:

This popped up on my Facebook


There's also a picture so you know it's real!!!



Not sure where the stdh is. I walked away from a customer this week after she said she didn't believe in vaccinations. Granted, I walked away so I didn't get fired for calling a customer a loving moron, but I've never had a customer facing position that forces you to help a customer that has offended you. Guy did the same thing.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Not sure where the stdh is. I walked away from a customer this week after she said she didn't believe in vaccinations. Granted, I walked away so I didn't get fired for calling a customer a loving moron, but I've never had a customer facing position that forces you to help a customer that has offended you. Guy did the same thing.

The STDH is when he insults the customers to their face and the customers, rather than calling for another waiter or a manager or whatever, just sort of wander away.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Mr. Mallory posted:

This popped up on my Facebook


There's also a picture so you know it's real!!!



We were at a local restaurant with my service dog. The people in the booth kitty-corner from us had a meltdown. She (Mia, my dog) was going to eat their food, then bite them, and so on. We were moved to another table, while those people kept bitching and moaning. The poor manager was stuck with trying to appease them. So yes, people do insult disabled people. Usually they just sort of stage whisper it behind my back, but I've dealt with a few contentious ones.

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009

Khazar-khum posted:

We were at a local restaurant with my service dog. The people in the booth kitty-corner from us had a meltdown. She (Mia, my dog) was going to eat their food, then bite them, and so on. We were moved to another table, while those people kept bitching and moaning. The poor manager was stuck with trying to appease them. So yes, people do insult disabled people. Usually they just sort of stage whisper it behind my back, but I've dealt with a few contentious ones.

People with service dogs should be issued two dogs; your standard retriever/shepard service dog that will calmly do their duty, and a crazy-rear end yorkie or chihuahua that can be stashed in a bag and unleashed to tear up the legs and faces of anyone who makes rude remarks about their owners. I think it would be an effective system to deter assholes.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Double Plus Good posted:

People with service dogs should be issued two dogs; your standard retriever/shepard service dog that will calmly do their duty, and a crazy-rear end yorkie or chihuahua that can be stashed in a bag and unleashed to tear up the legs and faces of anyone who makes rude remarks about their owners. I think it would be an effective system to deter assholes.

I would accept some kind of exploding dye pack or paintball turret. We'd have to get some governing body to decide on a color that indicates, "made life shittier for a disabled person", though.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

deadly_pudding posted:

I would accept some kind of exploding dye pack or paintball turret. We'd have to get some governing body to decide on a color that indicates, "made life shittier for a disabled person", though.

Finally, puce will have its time to shine!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Customer: "What kind of store lets witches work for them?!"

My Wiccan manager steps out from the shadows

Manager: "This one :c00lbert:"

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


I've gotten customers who were absolutely convinced that employees had taken stuff from them, but that's about where any realism in that one ends. :wtc:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

"You little witch!"

"That's right."

[I boiled her head in my cauldron. All the skeletons burst into applause. I am Corpse Bride.]

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
One time, a customer gave me a ten and said, "Didn't I give you a twenty?" and I said, "No." and the customer left.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

CPColin posted:

One time, a customer gave me a ten and said, "Didn't I give you a twenty?" and I said, "No." and the customer left.

That's why you put cash on the counter and not in the drawer until the transaction is complete.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
That's why you have competent people train you to use the register.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
One time I paid for some fast food, and the cashier handed me back change for a ten. I got super angry, and told the dude to check his register, because I gave him a twenty. He got the manager, and they looked, and told me they couldn't find it.

So I left, and was super pissed for a few hours until I found a twenty in my other pocket and realized that I had paid the guy with a ten. Then I felt kind of embarrassed and didn't eat at that place again for a few months.

I think I might have been that dude.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Captain Bravo posted:

One time I paid for some fast food, and the cashier handed me back change for a ten. I got super angry, and told the dude to check his register, because I gave him a twenty. He got the manager, and they looked, and told me they couldn't find it.

So I left, and was super pissed for a few hours until I found a twenty in my other pocket and realized that I had paid the guy with a ten. Then I felt kind of embarrassed and didn't eat at that place again for a few months.

I think I might have been that dude.

When movie tickets cost $9.75, I handed the cashier a 10. He handed back my change, a quarter... and the same ten. I was really baffled, and was like, "Uh, sir, I'm paying with this," and slid it back to him under the window. He said, "Riiight," and slowly pulled the ten back. I know it was probably just a long day and he was so used to people paying with twenties, but this happened like eleven years ago and it still cracks me up remembering the look on the guy's face.

Uh, uh, I mean, he SHOUTED AT ME and INSISTED I need to take the ten back! I refused and he ripped the bill in half right in front of my eyes! I ran away, crying, "That employee... is inhuman!" And then I married the quarter.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
This little gem showed up on Imgur.

Getting Even posted:

In a cramped waiting room at the car repair shop, this couple caught the eye of everyone as they could not keep their hands off of each other.
I tried to look away, but the sloppy face-sucking slurping sounds kept grabbing my attention
This couple acted as if no one else was around, and pretty soon the fondling began.
Being that I was sitting across from this couple and forced to look at them, I felt incredibly uncomfortable, and decided to get even.
I stuck my hand down my pants and began staring - HARD at the couple sucking face in front of me.
After a couple minutes, the guy looked up at me, and freaked out.
I whispered, "oh, don't stop now"
The rest of the people in the waiting room looked on as the couple immediately got up and left.

(Source, complete with a half-dozen annoying reaction gifs.)

Even if this did happen, why would you tell people about it? This is creepy. You are creepy anonymous Imgurian.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

dijon du jour posted:

This little gem showed up on Imgur.


(Source, complete with a half-dozen annoying reaction gifs.)

Even if this did happen, why would you tell people about it? This is creepy. You are creepy anonymous Imgurian.

I have no problem believing that someone who thinks it's a good idea to ironically stick their hand down their pants in public is someone who'd think it'd be a good idea to post about it.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
Sounds more like someone trying to justify their public indecency charge after the fact.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
One time I was working a register and a guy gave me a 5 and I gave him change and he said "I gave you a twenty" and I said "No you didn't" and he said "Yes I did" and I looked in the fives drawer and there was a 20 there and I decided I should probably have not come into work without having slept in almost 48 hours. I apologised, we did not get married, nobody clapped.

Also

STDH Mad Libs posted:

Also, we've been married for 3 years now. We have a child, pornography!)
:ohdear:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Writer Cath posted:

Finally, puce will have its time to shine!

Oh God, yes. Right between the eyes. With a little banner that says, 'I'm an rear end in a top hat to disabled people'.

Ran into some today, in fact. People bitching about how they can't take their dogs into the store, but I can. Well, tell you what, sweetheart. You put months of training into your dog, socializing it until it's inured to traffic, screaming idiots, carts, smells, public restrooms(Mia hates them--she thinks people are disgusting), sitting through dinner and movies, plus taking tests to see if you're ready as a team, and then talk to me.

Oh, I almost forgot--have something so very seriously wrong with you that your entire life is dependent on the judgement of a dog. Who, by the way, is accurate over 90% of the time, and is always reliable.

Here she is, Christmas shopping for her Poodle family:

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Khazar-khum posted:

Oh God, yes. Right between the eyes. With a little banner that says, 'I'm an rear end in a top hat to disabled people'.

Ran into some today, in fact. People bitching about how they can't take their dogs into the store, but I can. Well, tell you what, sweetheart. You put months of training into your dog, socializing it until it's inured to traffic, screaming idiots, carts, smells, public restrooms(Mia hates them--she thinks people are disgusting), sitting through dinner and movies, plus taking tests to see if you're ready as a team, and then talk to me.

Oh, I almost forgot--have something so very seriously wrong with you that your entire life is dependent on the judgement of a dog. Who, by the way, is accurate over 90% of the time, and is always reliable.

Here she is, Christmas shopping for her Poodle family:



She's adorable. I've never seen a service poodle before - could be that some of the arseholes are confused and assume all service dogs are labradors? But I'm sure a lot of them are just dicks, like the people who mutter about me when I request the priority seat on public transport or the tourists I used to deal with on the London Eye who couldn't understand why they had to fold their buggy but someone in a wheelchair wasn't expected to fold their chair :doh:

Renzuko
Oct 10, 2012


Saw this on imgur a few days ago, I should have saved it but unfortunately forgot.

Family came to visit and is staying at the house.

(weird mixture of confession bear and insanity wolf)

mixed some citrus flavored laxative with some water,
told them it was lemonade,family immediately left
to stay in hotel so they "don't spread the flu"


People were calling the person on their bullshit and saying if they did do it, they could have just used scumbag steve.

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009

Renzuko posted:

Saw this on imgur a few days ago, I should have saved it but unfortunately forgot.

Family came to visit and is staying at the house.

(weird mixture of confession bear and insanity wolf)

mixed some citrus flavored laxative with some water,
told them it was lemonade,family immediately left
to stay in hotel so they "don't spread the flu"


People were calling the person on their bullshit and saying if they did do it, they could have just used scumbag steve.

ah yes, I want my family out of my house, but I'm going to make sure they fill it with diarrhea before they go!

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Family came to visit and is staying at the house.
mixed some citrus flavored laxative with some water,
told them it was lemonade,family immediately left
to stay in hotel because they realized their child is a psychopath.

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