Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

THE GAYEST APPAREL posted:

Batista should get that rash looked at.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

DeathChicken posted:

Split the medium. If Cena Wins You Slowly Hemorrhage Viewers.
If We Riot, Cena Wins :colbert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Perigryn posted:

If We Riot, Cena Wins :colbert:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!




It's The Usual Suspects in Spaaace? I can get behind that.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


He's not the Mountie...

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Looks like Marvel's Green Lantern to me, but I hope to be pleasantly surprised.



Oh no, not his liver again!

Hoarr
Sep 6, 2013

Hockles posted:

He's not the Mountie...

Part of his 3MB gimmick. They change their name at every house show and Ricardo is taking Heath Slater's spot for some reason. When WWE did their stop in Canada this Monday, 3MB were The Mounties.

Also, Kane wrestled in his regular attire but just without the mask:



Goofy.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Hoarr posted:

Part of his 3MB gimmick. They change their name at every house show and Ricardo is taking Heath Slater's spot for some reason. When WWE did their stop in Canada this Monday, 3MB were The Mounties.


Slater is tending to some personal issues.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CY2XtuxoEI

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Slater is tending to some personal issues.

Wade Barrett gave him a mirror :ohdear:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Wade Barrett gave him a mirror :ohdear:

So you're saying Heath got a Barrage of Bad News?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Hoarr posted:

Also, Kane wrestled in his regular attire but just without the mask:



Goofy.

That just looks so incredibly wrong. Oh well, perhaps down the road we will see Kane in a suit AND wearing his mask, that would be a sight to see.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
drat Cena looks small compared to nowadays

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Germansimp posted:

That just looks so incredibly wrong. Oh well, perhaps down the road we will see Kane in a suit AND wearing his mask, that would be a sight to see.

The solution is for Kane to wrestle in Irwin R. Schyster's ring attire.

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Red posted:

The solution is for Kane to wrestle in Irwin R. Schyster's ring attire.

Only if he comes out to the IRS theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxI1esK5xC4

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Hoarr posted:

Part of his 3MB gimmick. They change their name at every house show and Ricardo is taking Heath Slater's spot for some reason. When WWE did their stop in Canada this Monday, 3MB were The Mounties.

Also, Kane wrestled in his regular attire but just without the mask:



Goofy.

drat, Kane looks... Young here.

BobbyDrake
Mar 13, 2005

Generic CAW posted:

drat, Kane looks... Young here.

It's the baby hair.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Generic CAW posted:

drat, Kane looks... Young here.



Arguing about the internet has actually aged him.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that hairline is ridic

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'd pay to see this match.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I too would like to see Stone Cold vs Gozer.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


oh my god I want that dog shirt

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

I Before E posted:

oh my god I want that dog shirt

GOOD NEWS!
http://shop.njpw.co.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=476

...now if somebody could tell me why that's official merchandise, that would be great!

The Best Christmas
May 13, 2011

Why is that a wrestling shirt, and why do I want to own it so, SO badly?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

dsriggs posted:

GOOD NEWS!
http://shop.njpw.co.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=476

...now if somebody could tell me why that's official merchandise, that would be great!



This is a way better shot of it than the Hansen/Race one

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
That's Stan Hansen? :staredog:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chris Gaines posted:

That's Stan Hansen? :staredog:

IIRC He has some significant nerve damage in his back and he had to drop a lot of mass. Also, dude's almost 70yrs old.

oh hey,


Silas Young, ROH guy, is Stan Hansen's nephew

coconono fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jan 5, 2014

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Your NEW NWA World Jr. Heavyweight Champion...



Ricky Morton

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

coconono posted:

IIRC He has some significant nerve damage in his back and he had to drop a lot of mass. Also, dude's almost 70yrs old

I had not heard about that. He looked pretty good last night. He only walked to the ring, but didn't look much worse for wear.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

coconono posted:

IIRC He has some significant nerve damage in his back and he had to drop a lot of mass. Also, dude's almost 70yrs old.

oh hey,


Silas Young, ROH guy, is Stan Hansen's nephew


dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

EugeneJ posted:

Your NEW NWA World Jr. Heavyweight Champion...



Ricky Morton

Just put a bullet in the NWA & call it a day.

Sourpuss
Mar 18, 2007

Chomb Chomb Chomb

dsriggs posted:

Just put a bullet in the NWA & call it a day.

They just put the Heavyweight belt on Satoshi Kojima, so maybe it aint all that bad. (until The Sheikh buys the belt again)

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:



I guess Flair had nothing to do in Green Bay other than crash a 49ers team meeting (though it would've made sense to do something like this next week since the Carolina Panthers play a home game, but w/e)

http://www.49ers.com/news/article-3/Ric-Flair-Surprises-49ers-at-Team-Meeting/1ec79871-5a1c-47d8-b1ba-c096e87fec72

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I hope he at least turned beet red and then elbowdropped his jacket before leaving.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Adrian Street could still kick my rear end.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dsriggs posted:

Just put a bullet in the NWA & call it a day.
Why waste a bullet? In its current state NWA looks like it could be killed off by a mild winter.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply