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Hughlander
May 11, 2005

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

I think it's funny that the radical post-scarcity civilization he imagines is basically a form of state capitalism with a minimum income, like the USSR or Red China. The "1000 credits a month" thing shows how hard it is to get rid of the idea of money.

It's not really post scarcity may be a reason. Space is still scarce from what I remember. (I read it when it was first posted and thought it was drivel then so maybe he magiked away space and I forgot about it.) Until you get to everyone lives in the Matrix, or we're bored so let's create a ringworld, it's not really post scarcity.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Hughlander posted:

It's not really post scarcity may be a reason. Space is still scarce from what I remember. (I read it when it was first posted and thought it was drivel then so maybe he magiked away space and I forgot about it.) Until you get to everyone lives in the Matrix, or we're bored so let's create a ringworld, it's not really post scarcity.
Yeah, it's explicitly stated that energy still being limited is the reason behind the credit system. It's not supposed to be post-scarcity, it's post-labour. Very different.

Still not a good story though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Dammit, I want to read a book but I have completely forgotten the name of it.

Been out in the last 5 years or so.

Basic premise was a group of high tech thieves are going to rob some building, except it's either during or after a zombie breakout where the building is in the middle of a bunch of undead.

I want to say Seattle but I am in no way sure that's the city.

IIRC the cover was mostly black, like a night shot of a city skyline, and there was a building in the middle of it that was kinda lit up.

It's an ebook, I remember that much. Just lost the damned paper I had the title written on :argh:

Edit - Wow I was a bit off on the book cover. Turns out to be a book called Necropolis Rising by Dave Jeffrey. Also it takes place in the UK apparently, and not seattle.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Jan 9, 2014

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010
It was a short story about two of the last people on Earth. One was a vampire, and the other was... something else, I don't remember. They had a conversation, which ended with the other agreeing to let the vampire have a drink. The vampire couldn't control himself, however, and drained the other completely.

In the process, the vampire gained the other one's powers and found he could start life anew on the desolate earth. It would take a while, but he could wait. And that's how it ended.

I remember reading this as a child something like fifteen-twenty years ago, although I didn't really comprehend it. Don't know why it suddenly popped up in my head today. A bit of a long shot, but I hope this sounds familiar to someone.

Captain Equinox
Sep 15, 2005

By day a mild-mannered college professor, by night Kiki, go-go dancer at the Pussycat Club. But twice a year, he's... CAPTAIN EQUINOX!

Linnear posted:

It was a short story about two of the last people on Earth. One was a vampire, and the other was... something else, I don't remember.

Not an exact fit with your description, but it's close to The Stainless Steel Leech by Roger Zelazny. It's about the last vampire on Earth and a robot who steals the energy from other robots, making him the new vampire of his time.

Found an online copy of the story here: http://www.e-reading.co.uk/chapter.php/73093/4/Zelazny_-_The_Last_Defender_Of_Camelot.html

NewcastleBrown
Mar 15, 2004
The One and Only
Unhappy child. I think his life was normal kid life but he felt like it sucked or something, the way kids do. He runs away and goes down an alley and is taken to this weird wonderland with tons of other kids like him where every holiday (including your birthday!) happens every single day. It is a dark story and I think he ends up escaping and it's been 30 years or something but he's still a kid and the reason they celebrated every holiday was because every day was actually a year.

Any ideas?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
That sounds like "Thief of Always", one of the few Clive Barker books I've liked.

NewcastleBrown
Mar 15, 2004
The One and Only

BatteredFeltFedora posted:

That sounds like "Thief of Always", one of the few Clive Barker books I've liked.

Yep, that's it. Thanks!

Now to decide if I want to stick with my nearly decade-and-a-half old memory of it (I remember enjoying it the summer before my freshman year of high school) or to see if it was actually good...

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Linnear posted:

It was a short story about two of the last people on Earth. One was a vampire, and the other was... something else, I don't remember. They had a conversation, which ended with the other agreeing to let the vampire have a drink. The vampire couldn't control himself, however, and drained the other completely.

In the process, the vampire gained the other one's powers and found he could start life anew on the desolate earth. It would take a while, but he could wait. And that's how it ended.

"Opening a Vein" by Barry N. Malzberg and Bill Pronzini.

John Cenas Jorts
Dec 21, 2012

fritz posted:

Pretty sure I remember these facts:
* The creche of kids was a starship crew in training
* They had enhanced senses and could communicate through pheromones
* The older dude kidnapped the narrator and did some kind of mind-control thing so that, IIRC, she could take him up the space elevator or something
* The pheromone thing turned out to be plot-critical at the end because it was the one mode of communication that the kidnapper's mind control thing didn't squash

No one cares but I found this finally

Singletons in Love by Paul Melko, and it's in the 21st Annual Dozois book

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010

Action Jacktion posted:

"Opening a Vein" by Barry N. Malzberg and Bill Pronzini.

That's the one! The title immediately rung a bell and once I saw the summary, that sealed it. Thanks a bunch. I'll have to order a copy of that anthology.



Captain Equinox posted:

Not an exact fit with your description, but it's close to The Stainless Steel Leech by Roger Zelazny. It's about the last vampire on Earth and a robot who steals the energy from other robots, making him the new vampire of his time.

Found an online copy of the story here: http://www.e-reading.co.uk/chapter.php/73093/4/Zelazny_-_The_Last_Defender_Of_Camelot.html

I always appreciate a good story.

Vanant
Mar 27, 2010
I'm looking for a series of trashy romance novels that I read maybe 7~10 years ago. They may have been Harlequin novels. The books were pretty formulaic, most (all?) of them with:

- the female leads just starting to develop some sort of power/ability (like controlling fire, or telepathy), may have escaped/been released from a laboratory in the past
- the male leads being "damaged" American ex-military of various types

and I remember something about the leads being matched together via controlled pheromones or some other crazy eugenics program that was being orchestrated by the villains of the series. I also think the female leads had themed names (flowers?).

Sorry it's so vague! It seems like that must describe hundreds of bad romance novels. :shobon: If someone can point me in the right direction I'd be very happy, not being able to remember is driving me nuts.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
This was a short story from the 80's.

A man is trapped in an unhappy marriage. His wife is fat, one of his children committed suicide and the other is a deadbeat punk. He finds his dead son's old computer that he'd put together from a kit and starts typing something. As soon as he finishes a sentence, it comes true, but the computer can't stay on for long. Before it blows up, he uses it to kill off his bad son, resurrect the good one and marry somebody else.

Anyone remember this?

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Adar posted:

This was a short story from the 80's.

A man is trapped in an unhappy marriage. His wife is fat, one of his children committed suicide and the other is a deadbeat punk. He finds his dead son's old computer that he'd put together from a kit and starts typing something. As soon as he finishes a sentence, it comes true, but the computer can't stay on for long. Before it blows up, he uses it to kill off his bad son, resurrect the good one and marry somebody else.

Anyone remember this?

"Word Processor of the Gods" by Stephen King

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

navyjack posted:

"Word Processor of the Gods" by Stephen King

Also, if you like Word Processor of the Gods, read Umney's Last Case, also by King. I don't want to reveal what links them, but Umney's last case is a wonderful detective-noir story with great King underpinnings.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

navyjack posted:

"Word Processor of the Gods" by Stephen King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qu5im3zI4g

foxatee
Feb 27, 2010

That foxatee is always making a Piggles out of herself.

Oh my glob, thank you! I've been wanting to see that every since I found out the story was used as a script. But gently caress do I hate the opening theme. Still scares the poo poo outta me.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

There's a book/series that popped into my head last night and I was up for hours trying to remember it. A brief search of my house suggests I may have thrown out the books (or they're hidden away in storage) so I turn to the kind goons to try and remember it for me.

It was a young adult series - I probably read it in the early 2000s, though there's no guarantee of how new it was because I read most of the books from the library. Science fiction with a heavy dose of aliens - from what I can recall there was a group of friends who discovered they had "powers" (think Heroes, Misfits et al, but in high school) and somewhere along the line aliens show up. I'm fairly sure that at least one of the novels had a "grey" alien on the front cover, at least here in the UK.

Honestly I'm struggling to remember any more details, but if anyone could find it (or point me somewhere I might be able to find it) I would be eternally grateful!

edit: Ignore this! Literally right after I posted this I found it :) Now I can sleep at night.

EvilHawk fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jan 16, 2014

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

This one is pretty vague. Sci-fi, I read it in the late 80s or early 90s but if I had to guess, I'd say it was written in the 60s, give or take. Don't remember if it was a novel, novella, or short story.

It's about a crew in a spaceship that is travelling near the speed of light on a mission for something or other. Either by intent or accident, their travelling right at the speed of light for a long time puts them at the end of the universe, in a big crunch scenario. They're obviously scared / concerned because hey, it's the end of the universe. But somehow or other (I think it had to do with going even FASTER!), they manage to survive the big crunch and subsequent big bang and find themselves in a new universe. They decide to keep going forward a few more billion years until planets and such have formed and find a planet to settle.

drat that sounds stupid typed out. Just curious to read it again.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

regulargonzalez posted:

This one is pretty vague. Sci-fi, I read it in the late 80s or early 90s but if I had to guess, I'd say it was written in the 60s, give or take. Don't remember if it was a novel, novella, or short story.

It's about a crew in a spaceship that is travelling near the speed of light on a mission for something or other. Either by intent or accident, their travelling right at the speed of light for a long time puts them at the end of the universe, in a big crunch scenario. They're obviously scared / concerned because hey, it's the end of the universe. But somehow or other (I think it had to do with going even FASTER!), they manage to survive the big crunch and subsequent big bang and find themselves in a new universe. They decide to keep going forward a few more billion years until planets and such have formed and find a planet to settle.

drat that sounds stupid typed out. Just curious to read it again.
Probably Tau Zero by Poul Anderson.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Runcible Cat posted:

Probably Tau Zero by Poul Anderson.

You're certainly right, thanks!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
OK, I've got a good one for you.

Years (probably on the high side of twenty) ago, I remember paging through a science fiction (probably) book that my father (probably) left lying around the house. I guess the book was about some aliens, maybe really big ones, who were super powerful and/or really badass. I remember very little about the book, except for the fact that there were little jokes scattered throughout, possibly at the top/bottom margin of pages, or possibly at the end of chapters. The aliens had a name like K'thulu, or C'thane, or something with a hard sound and maybe an apostrophe.

The only exact text I clearly remember is one of the jokes, which went something like this: "What do the [name of alien race] call the U.N.? A smorgasbord."

Help me.

Oh, wait, as long as I'm here... There is another pulpy science fiction novel I remember reading as kid. I think there was an emphasis on soldiers and/or war, and I remember a sex scene, or someone in the book imagining a sex scene, that was made unpleasant by the fact that the male alien had a barbed penis. I also remember a female character (possibly a prostitute) reflecting to herself that one of the male characters was the type she'd want to collapse next to her and not on top of her, due to him being some freakishly huge muscle-creature. This may or may not have been the guy with the wiener hook.

Also, Mr. Penibard might have been green and/or scaly, but I'm not sure...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Centripetal Horse posted:

Oh, wait, as long as I'm here... There is another pulpy science fiction novel I remember reading as kid. I think there was an emphasis on soldiers and/or war, and I remember a sex scene, or someone in the book imagining a sex scene, that was made unpleasant by the fact that the male alien had a barbed penis. I also remember a female character (possibly a prostitute) reflecting to herself that one of the male characters was the type she'd want to collapse next to her and not on top of her, due to him being some freakishly huge muscle-creature. This may or may not have been the guy with the wiener hook.

Also, Mr. Penibard might have been green and/or scaly, but I'm not sure...
Excluding the last line, this sounds like it might be one of the dodgier stories from the man-kzin wars.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Centripetal Horse posted:

OK, I've got a good one for you.

Years (probably on the high side of twenty) ago, I remember paging through a science fiction (probably) book that my father (probably) left lying around the house. I guess the book was about some aliens, maybe really big ones, who were super powerful and/or really badass. I remember very little about the book, except for the fact that there were little jokes scattered throughout, possibly at the top/bottom margin of pages, or possibly at the end of chapters. The aliens had a name like K'thulu, or C'thane, or something with a hard sound and maybe an apostrophe.

The only exact text I clearly remember is one of the jokes, which went something like this: "What do the [name of alien race] call the U.N.? A smorgasbord."

Help me.

Oh, wait, as long as I'm here... There is another pulpy science fiction novel I remember reading as kid. I think there was an emphasis on soldiers and/or war, and I remember a sex scene, or someone in the book imagining a sex scene, that was made unpleasant by the fact that the male alien had a barbed penis. I also remember a female character (possibly a prostitute) reflecting to herself that one of the male characters was the type she'd want to collapse next to her and not on top of her, due to him being some freakishly huge muscle-creature. This may or may not have been the guy with the wiener hook.

Also, Mr. Penibard might have been green and/or scaly, but I'm not sure...

David Gerrold's War Against the C'thorr series

BigSkillet
Nov 27, 2003
I said teaberry, not sandalwood!

Gambrinus posted:

I read this in the UK in 2006. There were men (i think they were human) who could fly. There were insects who were coming to take over the world, and something about a sort of escalator that the main character saw in a dream. The insects were going up the sort of escalator. It was a paperback with a mostly white cover.

I've been recommending this one a lot recently, it's The Year of Our War by Steph Swainston.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Splicer posted:

Excluding the last line, this sounds like it might be one of the dodgier stories from the man-kzin wars.

I thought of that, but I have the impression that were too many alien races involved, unless the Kzin stories start adding tons of aliens at some point.

Edit: That doesn't mean you're wrong, but I don't know how to go about locating that particular book, if you're right.


Humbug Scoolbus posted:

David Gerrold's War Against the C'thorr series

Thaaat sounds about right, awesome! Thank you.

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jan 28, 2014

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005

BigSkillet posted:

I've been recommending this one a lot recently, it's The Year of Our War by Steph Swainston.

YES!!! You absolute beauty. Are the sequels any good, do you know?

BigSkillet
Nov 27, 2003
I said teaberry, not sandalwood!
I've only read the first two so far, but yeah, I'd say they hold up. They show off more than just further insect battles, too.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
This is a book I read as either a child or an early teenager. It wasn't even that good of a book, but I never got the actual ending so I'm hoping if someone can help me out with a title I'll be able to find it online. The story is about a group of adolescents who are all the children of genius scientists. Their scientist parents have been brought together on (I think) an island with the intent of working on some excellent new technology - it was either a desalinization technique that would help with water shortages, or some way of generating power from the tides. I just remember it involved tidal forces somehow. Anyway, there's some sort of mystery that the kids investigate. At the end, one of the kids sees the villain doing something bad to the science project the parents are working on (sabotage?). The part that makes me crazy though is that it's never revealed who the villain is. You were actually supposed to guess who it was, then mail your answer somewhere and you would get a reply telling you if you were right. I believe clues were seeded throughout the book as to who the villain was, but I never put the pieces together. Anyone know what this is?

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
When I was in primary school I read this sci fi book where I can't really remember the ending and I'm sort of wondering if there was ever a sequel.
The plot points I can remember are these:
  • The narrator is a boy whose family sees some sort of weather phenonmenon (a meteor storm??)
  • The next week/day they find a child and take him in. The boy is heavily implied to be an alien
  • It seems to be set somewhere between the end of WW2 and 1960
  • The boy and possibly his sibling(s?) find a corpse of a 'pig-like' thing which is heavily implied to be possibly one of the aliens which wasn't able to acclimatise
  • The child they take in grows really fast. As in he reaches the maturity of a 6 year old in a few years and is an adult in something like <10 years.
  • The main character's sister develops and attachment to the mysterious child and as he gets older and older the mystery boys says to her that he loves her (or is fond of her) but they can't be together (I remember him saying "It wasn't meant to be..." or something to that effect) and ends up marrying the main characters oldest sister
  • The mystery boy has some sort of strange abilities, like the rapid growth and intelligence, but it exhausts him when he uses his abilities and he looks really ill
  • The oldest sister has a daughter with the now grown up alien man who is 'hardy' like her mother but still strangely alien.
  • There's a bit mentioned where the alien hybrid daughter falls out of a tree which would normally be fatal, but she dusts herself off and just goes back to playing with her friends.
  • There are other mystery children and they all meet up and it's implied they're trying to find their way 'home' or 'back' to where they came from.

I have no idea how it ended and I'm now really curious.

Edit: Looks like I'm not the only one wondering what the name of this book was.

froglet fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Feb 2, 2014

Isolationist
Oct 18, 2005

The implication.
Two for you, goonbrain!

STORY ONE :
Felt 1960's era, most likely in a Sci Fi anthology
Humans had spread into the universe, however they had not spread far due to something referred to in the book as 'the rubber band'. No aliens discovered. Seemingly hostile, rare-earth universe. You would set out in space aiming to go x distance, however you would freak out (psychologically) prior to reaching your destination, get homesick, and go home.

Story was about a lone scout pilot and his (intelligent) survey ship exploring a space particulate cloud. This cloud was continually being explored, although the band effect was strong enough that few in-roads had been made. This scout pilot holds out long enough against the pull to turn homeward to find a planet in the cloud, and lands. Single biped walks up to the ship, and starts talking. Ship slowly starts translating the language, as the primitive alien asks why the spaceman looks weird. During their discussion, the alien figures out how to talk English, shows that it is intrinsically more intelligent than the spacer, explains to spacer that civilisation on the planet is 3 billion years old. Alien figures out humans suck, brainwipes the spacer and ship (adding a stronger rubber band), and sends him back on his way. Story over.

STORY TWO
1990's or 00's short story anthology
Main character, peasant female child in Africa caring for her brother
Story impetus and flavour provided by strange, slowly advancing alien biological entity (large scale, growing from initial spore points and expanding out at walking pace into continent - spanning melange/fungus).

The U.N was attempting to fight this growth, and having no luck. Young lady migrates through ghettos, escapes situations caused by being a poor female in what amounted to a concentration camp environment.

This story had some cyberpunk overtones, with armed-up ghetto forces being modified and computer chipped. Felt like the short story may have been related to the District 9 universe, thematically.

Help me!

Isolationist fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 4, 2014

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Isolationist posted:

STORY TWO
1990's or 00's short story anthology
Main character, peasant female child in Africa caring for her brother
Story impetus and flavour provided by strange, slowly advancing alien biological entity (large scale, growing from initial spore points and expanding out at walking pace into continent - spanning melange/fungus).

The U.N was attempting to fight this growth, and having no luck. Young lady migrates through ghettos, escapes situations caused by being a poor female in what amounted to a concentration camp environment.

This story had some cyberpunk overtones, with armed-up ghetto forces being modified and computer chipped. Felt like the short story may have been related to the District 9 universe, thematically.
Sounds like one of Ian McDonald's Chaga stories, most likely Tendeléo's Story.

miryei
Oct 11, 2011
This is a long shot because I don't remember much. Not sure if it was a short story or a full length book.

One of the characters regularly gets new foreign workers to be domestic servants, handymen, housekeepers, etc. Everyone assumes that he's killing these people. It turns out that his attic has a pocket dimension in it with hundreds, possibly thousands of these foreign workers living in a town in this attic, from many countries all around the world. The people in the town may have been shrunk down to a miniature size to fit. The enchantment keeping everything in place in the attic breaks and either the dimension collapses or the people grow back to normal size, prompting a mass evacuation and spilling a ton of confused foreigners out onto the street. Neighbors are amazed that so many people were in the house.

The attic dimension may have been held in place by clockwork machinery that the foreign workers ran. I am not sure whether the owner of the house knew what was going on.

Mammon Loves You
Feb 13, 2011

froglet posted:

When I was in primary school I read this sci fi book where I can't really remember the ending and I'm sort of wondering if there was ever a sequel.
The plot points I can remember are these:
  • The narrator is a boy whose family sees some sort of weather phenonmenon (a meteor storm??)
  • The next week/day they find a child and take him in. The boy is heavily implied to be an alien
  • It seems to be set somewhere between the end of WW2 and 1960
  • The boy and possibly his sibling(s?) find a corpse of a 'pig-like' thing which is heavily implied to be possibly one of the aliens which wasn't able to acclimatise
  • The child they take in grows really fast. As in he reaches the maturity of a 6 year old in a few years and is an adult in something like <10 years.
  • The main character's sister develops and attachment to the mysterious child and as he gets older and older the mystery boys says to her that he loves her (or is fond of her) but they can't be together (I remember him saying "It wasn't meant to be..." or something to that effect) and ends up marrying the main characters oldest sister
  • The mystery boy has some sort of strange abilities, like the rapid growth and intelligence, but it exhausts him when he uses his abilities and he looks really ill
  • The oldest sister has a daughter with the now grown up alien man who is 'hardy' like her mother but still strangely alien.
  • There's a bit mentioned where the alien hybrid daughter falls out of a tree which would normally be fatal, but she dusts herself off and just goes back to playing with her friends.
  • There are other mystery children and they all meet up and it's implied they're trying to find their way 'home' or 'back' to where they came from.

I have no idea how it ended and I'm now really curious.

Edit: Looks like I'm not the only one wondering what the name of this book was.

Born Into Light by Paul Samuel Jacobs?

I asked about that book way back in this thread and got the answer here. Almost all the plot points fit exactly.

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005
I read this around 1999-2000.

Post-apocalyptic book set in England. I remember flooding down Tottenham Court Road (in London, I was living close by there at the time, so it stuck with me), and some fella (the bad guy?) on an abandoned cruise ship.

There was a scene towards the start when a woman was about to be impaled vaginally on a pole, and the narrator shot her in the head to spare her that.

Mammon Loves You
Feb 13, 2011

Gambrinus posted:

I read this around 1999-2000.

Post-apocalyptic book set in England. I remember flooding down Tottenham Court Road (in London, I was living close by there at the time, so it stuck with me), and some fella (the bad guy?) on an abandoned cruise ship.

There was a scene towards the start when a woman was about to be impaled vaginally on a pole, and the narrator shot her in the head to spare her that.

The Drowned World by JG Ballard?

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005

Mammon Loves You posted:

The Drowned World by JG Ballard?

Hmm, don't think so. The apocalypse occurred during the story, rather than it being set after the apocalypse. I suspect it was written later as well, almost contemporary with when I read it, although I could be wrong.

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005

Gambrinus posted:

I read this around 1999-2000.

Post-apocalyptic book set in England. I remember flooding down Tottenham Court Road (in London, I was living close by there at the time, so it stuck with me), and some fella (the bad guy?) on an abandoned cruise ship.

There was a scene towards the start when a woman was about to be impaled vaginally on a pole, and the narrator shot her in the head to spare her that.

It wasn't a particularly good book, by any means, but it was a page-turner. I think it was told in the first person and I think the narrator had a brother.

Bad guy may or may not have called himself Jesus, or had some similar religious delusion.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

This book was about civilation that had moved underground for some reason. It had kind of a City of Ember-like plot, only the main character was a typical sci-fi tough guy. I remember him working his way upward through the underground levels. It ends with him emerging from an underground portal on to the surface, so I think it may have been the first book in a series.

This was a mass market paperback I read in the 90's. The cover had a drawing of a guy crouched down while entering the surface with steam around him. I think he may have been holding a sword.

I'll be amazed if someone gets this, but plenty of other goons have been amazed with the accurate responses to their vague descriptions...

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The Grey posted:

This book was about civilation that had moved underground for some reason. It had kind of a City of Ember-like plot, only the main character was a typical sci-fi tough guy. I remember him working his way upward through the underground levels. It ends with him emerging from an underground portal on to the surface, so I think it may have been the first book in a series.

This was a mass market paperback I read in the 90's. The cover had a drawing of a guy crouched down while entering the surface with steam around him. I think he may have been holding a sword.

I'll be amazed if someone gets this, but plenty of other goons have been amazed with the accurate responses to their vague descriptions...

Maybe The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster? Probably not though.

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