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veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

cafel posted:

Though I find the idea that finding out if Jesus or Mohammad were historical figures is unimportant strange. I mean confirming that kind of thing seems like it would be good spring board for a better understanding of the very early stages of two of the most influential religions in history, and that seems fairly 'important'. I mean it's not likely that kind of thing could be confirmed in any kind of definitive way, but from a historical perspective it doesn't seem trivial.
It could also trigger social unrest in religiously boneheaded areas. Are the gains worth the backlash to academics for 'disrespecting god"? Especially if some rabble rouser uses it as their excuse.

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Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

veekie posted:

Especially if some rabble rouser uses it as their excuse.

Rabble rousers will always find an excuse, and its not going to be some historian, its going to be some whackjob straight up making lies on Youtube about it. Historical truth vs. comforting myth is a false dichotomy, and science (or whomever values truth) will just as readily debunk slander as well as mythology.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


The wikipedia article on Judas says;

quote:

Another account was preserved by the early Christian leader, Papias: "Judas walked about in this world a sad example of impiety; for his body having swollen to such an extent that he could not pass where a chariot could pass easily, he was crushed by the chariot, so that his bowels gushed out."[16]


How much of a threat was getting run over a chariot in Roman times?

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Base Emitter posted:

Rabble rousers will always find an excuse, and its not going to be some historian, its going to be some whackjob straight up making lies on Youtube about it. Historical truth vs. comforting myth is a false dichotomy, and science (or whomever values truth) will just as readily debunk slander as well as mythology.

Naturally, but it should be considered in terms of how you publish and publicize it. Easier to win acceptance within academic circles before working outwards than slam it into the public's face in the news. People get all kinds of irrational.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

veekie posted:

Naturally, but it should be considered in terms of how you publish and publicize it. Easier to win acceptance within academic circles before working outwards than slam it into the public's face in the news. People get all kinds of irrational.

But is that the researchers' fault? When does it become self-censorship? When will Arglebargle continue his series on the Han Dynasty?

I'm just asking questions. :colbert:

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos
Not at all, but there's a difference between academically saying that Jesus probably existed as a collage of notable figures, and issuing a press release on the matter.

Thanqol
Feb 15, 2012

because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

A_Bluenoser posted:

Then again, if a historian published something about the historical Jesus that the knew would cause rioting and destruction they'd better have a better reason for it than "I was just publishing the truth" and I would consider them partially responsible for any harm that came from that.

Bullshit. There is no good reason to withhold the truth from people and if the truth pisses people off then that's on their heads, not the head of the one who spoke it.

Imagine applying this bullshit argument to someone publishing facts about life outside an oppressive regime and then blaming the messenger for the popular uprising.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Thanqol posted:

Bullshit. There is no good reason to withhold the truth from people and if the truth pisses people off then that's on their heads, not the head of the one who spoke it.

Imagine applying this bullshit argument to someone publishing facts about life outside an oppressive regime and then blaming the messenger for the popular uprising.

If "pisses people off" meant angry comments on the Internet, then yes, it would be on their heads. If it meant someone getting their skull caved in by a violent man with a baseball bat, then things get a bit more complicated.

Imagine someone finding absolute proof that a notable historical figure of some group was a complete rear end in a top hat towards members of another group. (let's say that the divide is on a national basis) Furthermore, let's say that there is a lot of tension between the groups, the group that the figure belongs to is in a dangerous position, and that the right spark can cause an explosion of violence. Knowing that it would most likely cause an incredible death tally, would you publish those findings?

This is not a completely hypothetical scenario by the way, I know a situation that played out this way and had a very gruesome end.

One of the most frequently used excuses is that something else would have caused the spark anyway, and that you might as well publish it now. Except there are so many crises we never heard of because they never happened. Because the trigger simply didn't happen, or happened too late, or wasn't strong enough. When you publish your findings, and are aware of the consequences, you can be held responsible for them. You're not the sole contributor to the disaster by any means. You're one of many, in fact, and your contribution is pretty tiny. But, like the infamous "I was just following orders", "I was just publishing the truth" becomes pointless when considering things that end up being justified by it.

Here's a simple, everyday example from journalism. A very real one, too, happened a few months ago. A man searched for (and found) a safe house for women (and their children) his wife was hiding in, wounded their son and almost killed her. When that happened, several papers published both the location of the safe house and the fact that it has zero security. Would the journalists who published those articles be blameless if one of the violent assholes who caused all those women to take shelter there decided to use the info to track down his wife too, safe in knowledge that there's nobody there to stop him?

Man, this was a lot longer than intended. :shobon: Don't get me wrong, most of the time I'm all for saying the truth, and gently caress the consequences. But none of us live in an ivory tower. There is nothing wrong with finding the truth (unless you're taking the Mengele route of finding it) and publishing it - but the act of publishing it is something you unfortunately need to consider the implications of, and cannot wash your hands of the consequences.

Hipster Occultist
Aug 16, 2008

He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.


Baron Porkface posted:

The wikipedia article on Judas says;



How much of a threat was getting run over a chariot in Roman times?

Well, most of the actual shipping and whatnot was handled by the carts at night and only Romans up to no good stayed out that late. So I'd say not very?

Guy DeBorgore
Apr 6, 1994

Catnip is the opiate of the masses
Soiled Meat

Thanqol posted:

Bullshit. There is no good reason to withhold the truth from people and if the truth pisses people off then that's on their heads, not the head of the one who spoke it.

Imagine applying this bullshit argument to someone publishing facts about life outside an oppressive regime and then blaming the messenger for the popular uprising.

"The truth?" I thought we were talking about history.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Guy DeBorgore posted:

"The truth?" I thought we were talking about history.

In that case, nobody should publish history at all.


I guess we should probably just close the thread now.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Herodotus: Best Historian.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

my dad posted:

Here's a simple, everyday example from journalism. A very real one, too, happened a few months ago. A man searched for (and found) a safe house for women (and their children) his wife was hiding in, wounded their son and almost killed her. When that happened, several papers published both the location of the safe house and the fact that it has zero security. Would the journalists who published those articles be blameless if one of the violent assholes who caused all those women to take shelter there decided to use the info to track down his wife too, safe in knowledge that there's nobody there to stop him?

This is a real concern for journalists, but conversely there's also the issue where if that journalist does not publish, reform does not happen, and the exposed and unprotected safe house is attacked again. A journalist that participates in a cover-up is not blameless either. There's a degree of responsibility to publish. This is why journalism studies are laden with ethics courses.

And the general consensus is that while people should minimize the potential harm or publication, they need to balance that with the societal value of their story. In that case, the fact that the safe house needs more security is useful information that the public needs to know, while the street address of that safe house is not and would be harmful to expose.

To borrow a line from the Supreme Court, censorship is not the right approach, but writers (be they journalists or historians) must be sensitive about the time, place and manner of their stories in order to avoid harming others.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011
Fire, crowded theater etc. etc.

Also, this is a bit of a derail, can we call it quits?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Is Alberto Angelo's "A Day In The Life Of Ancient Rome" pretty accurate?

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Godholio posted:

In that case, nobody should publish history at all.


I guess we should probably just close the thread now.

Nobody is making this argument. Using the logic espoused above, every time someone says "What do you think of this outfit?", one should state one's unabridged opinion, and the other person's feelings be damned. Instead, most well-adjusted adults temper accuracy with tact.

Whether we speak truth or lies, we are accountable for the things we say, for good or for ill. If we did not, than why laud the work of an investigative journalist who uncovers corruption? Or the letters of a man in prison advocating peaceful resistance? If truth is to be judged in a vacuum, with no context of intent or purpose, why indeed study history? History could then be replaced by a mere recitation of events: hardly useless, but far less valuable.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Hipster Occultist posted:

Well, most of the actual shipping and whatnot was handled by the carts at night and only Romans up to no good stayed out that late. So I'd say not very?

Also, if the streets of Pompei are an indication, you had sidewalks.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
And it looks like traffic abatement devices. Those rocks seem to be designed to keep noisy commercial traffic off residential streets.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
They're crosswalks for pedestrians.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Koramei posted:

They're crosswalks for pedestrians.

Yep. That road would've been gross as hell, even with the relatively good sanitation of a Roman city compared to the literal thoroughfares of poo poo in a medieval city. They clean it but with animals making GBS threads on it all day long there's only so much you can do. So you use the crosswalk.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Here's to an auspicious and interesting ancient history thread in 2767 AUC. :agesilaus:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


AUC is now the only acceptable dating scheme in this thread.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
In that case, the new year doesn't start until April. Who do you think will be elected consul this year? Won't be able to name the year until then.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Grand Fromage posted:

Yep. That road would've been gross as hell, even with the relatively good sanitation of a Roman city compared to the literal thoroughfares of poo poo in a medieval city. They clean it but with animals making GBS threads on it all day long there's only so much you can do. So you use the crosswalk.

The roads (in Pompeii at least?) were constantly being rebuilt on top of layers as trash as well, weren't they?

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

sullat posted:

In that case, the new year doesn't start until April. Who do you think will be elected consul this year? Won't be able to name the year until then.

I've placed quite a large bet on this new up-and-comer called Catilina. Illustrious patrician family and lots of money - how can he lose?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Octy posted:

I've placed quite a large bet on this new up-and-comer called Catilina. Illustrious patrician family and lots of money - how can he lose?

I've been observing the sky for omens for awhile now and I think Bibulus is gonna be our most proactive and hardworking Consul ever!

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Jerusalem posted:

I've been observing the sky for omens for awhile now and I think Bibulus is gonna be our most proactive and hardworking Consul ever!

Pleb, don't you know the gods only speak to us through the entails of birds?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PittTheElder posted:

Pleb, don't you know the gods only speak to us through the entails of birds?

Pfft, my birds wouldn't eat so I threw them in the ocean, maybe they'd prefer to drink :smug:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sullat posted:

In that case, the new year doesn't start until April. Who do you think will be elected consul this year? Won't be able to name the year until then.

I hope it's Bilius Flatus.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
I hope Crismus Bonus is re-elected.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
That Marcus Antonius seems like a cool dude, you hear that he's Julius's friend?

Paxicon
Dec 22, 2007
Sycophant, unless you don't want me to be
Vote Paxiconus censor for 2767! Truly, I shall return the Roman thread to true roman posting and banish from the thread of those who post of the greeks, the parthians and the seres.

Also, I'll take the census and revoke the citizenship of anyone who drags up the argument about whether Rome ends in 476 or 1453 and the definition of barbarian in the late Empire.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
But most importantly for the year 2767, Carthage must remain destroyed!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A more accurate name for this year would be Obama and Cruz year, being Obama's 6th year.

Paxicon
Dec 22, 2007
Sycophant, unless you don't want me to be

euphronius posted:

A more accurate name for this year would be Obama and Cruz year, being Obama's 6th year.


He's not MY consul. :colbert:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Proscribe Obama! Carthago Benghazi!

:argh:

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
You idiots, there's only one person who should be consul, someone who can and will last through the ages.



May I present this year's and every year's consul, the honorable Hologram Ronald Reagan.

Also this is pretty cool
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-roman-aqueducts-20140101,0,2669673.story

quote:

Roman aqueduct volunteers tap into history beneath their feet
Amateur speleologists in Rome are mapping the city's network of 11 ancient aqueducts for the first time in modern history.

ROME — In a verdant valley east of Rome, Fabrizio Baldi admires a forgotten stretch of a two-tier Roman aqueduct, a stunning example of the emperor Hadrian's 2nd century drive to divert water from rural springs to his ever-thirstier capital.

But Baldi, 36, is less interested in the graceful arches than in where the aqueduct's span ends, hidden in a wooded slope across a stream, halfway up the side of the valley. Scrambling through thick brambles, he comes across a large hole in the ground that appears to be the start of a tunnel.

"Hop in," he says. "This is where the water poured off the aqueduct and started a 21-mile underground journey to Rome."

Baldi is one of about 80 amateur speleologists who spend their weekends crawling down underground channels with laser scanners and GPS in an effort to conclusively map the city's network of 11 ancient aqueducts for the first time in modern history. In doing so, they have turned up underground stretches that nobody remembered.

The group, which has been exploring underground Rome since 1996, has completed about 40% of its mission to map the aqueducts.

"The famous arched, over-ground aqueducts we see today are just the tip of the iceberg; 95% of the network ran underground," says Marco Placidi, head of the speleologists group, which is sharing its results with Italy's culture ministry.

Slaking the thirst of the fast-growing imperial capital meant linking it to springs many miles from the city. The ancient Roman engineers were equal to the task, supplying a quantity of water that modern engineers didn't manage to match until the 1930s.

Rome's emperors had the aqueducts built quickly, employing thousands of slave laborers. In the 1st century, Claudius completed his 60-mile effort in two years.

The structures are unusually solid, with cement and crushed pottery used as building material. One of the aqueducts, the Aqua Virgo, is still in use today, keeping Rome parks and even the Trevi fountain supplied. Others were damaged by invading German tribes in the waning days of the empire.

The ingenious use of gravity and siphons to accelerate water up slopes has stood the test of time: Aqueducts built in the 20th century to supply Los Angeles with water relied on the same methods.

"Interest in what the Romans did underground is growing fast," Placidi says. "Experts now understand they are the best-preserved remains and truly reveal how the Romans made things on the surface work. This is the new frontier of archaeology."

Dropping into the hole, Baldi disappears down the Anio Vetus aqueduct, a 3-foot-wide, 5-foot-high tunnel lined with pristine Roman brickwork. As frogs, spiders and grasshoppers scatter, Baldi reaches a maintenance shaft, complete with good-as-new footholds dug into the bricks that lead up to a narrow opening in the woods 10 feet above. Beyond him, the tunnel vanishes into the darkness.

"Some of this walling is a meter thick and tougher than the rock itself, which is why it has lasted," he said.

The tract of the Anio Vetus aqueduct was mapped by British archaeologist Thomas Ashby, whose 1935 book, "The Aqueducts of Ancient Rome," remains a bible for the cavers.

"But Ashby just followed the maintenance shafts along the surface and didn't get down underground, so where there are no shafts, we are finding things he didn't," Placidi said.

That includes an underground stretch, just over half a mile long, of the Anio Vetus dating to the 3rd century BC that fell into disuse when Hadrian spanned the valley with his arched bridge in the 2nd century.

At nearby Gallicano, the team stumbled on an unknown 300-yard stretch of aqueduct burrowed through a hillside with vertical access shafts ingeniously rising into a second maintenance tunnel above it, large enough for cart traffic.

"We have found Roman dams we didn't know about, branch lines taking water to waterfalls built in private villas, and even aqueducts driven underneath" streams, Placidi said. "We are able to get up close and [feel we are] right back at the moment the slaves were digging."

The explorers say they have no fear because they proceed carefully and use robots where it's too dangerous to go themselves. They haven't encountered any people living underground, but have found foxes, porcupines and snakes.

They have also found risque graffiti underneath the San Cosimato convent near Rome, where the Claudio and Marcio aqueducts run parallel. The words date to 18th century monks, who were jealously accusing one another of having liaisons with other monks.

Apart from the aqueducts, the team has been called on to map chambers deep beneath Palatine Hill in Rome and to explore the tunnels under the Baths of Caracalla there and at Hadrian's Villa near Tivoli. Beneath the heart of Rome, Placidi's volunteers explored the Cloaca Maxima, the massive Roman sewer that still serves the city.

"It works so well people simply forgot about where exactly it runs," Placidi said.

The aqueduct exploration coincides with the gradual crumbling of many of the above-ground arched structures in the countryside around Rome.

"Roots are the problem, and many structures have trees growing on top of them," Baldi said, pointing to a large, collapsed section of Hadrian's handiwork. "That part was still standing when Ashby was here," he said.

Today, the valley, where a section of the lane heading to the aqueduct is still paved with Roman basalt, is unsupervised.

"More people come here to illegally dump rubbish than to see the aqueduct," Baldi said.

The cavers, young and old, rarely get paid for their work by the cash-strapped Italian government, even if their results are happily being collated by archaeological authorities. Placidi combines his speleology with work as a webmaster; Baldi is an unemployed car parts dealer.

Placidi predicts that will change. "Now you have amateur cavers becoming experts on archaeology, but in 20 years' time the archaeologists will be training up as cavers," he said.

Amused to Death fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jan 2, 2014

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

quote:

They have also found risque graffiti underneath the San Cosimato convent near Rome, where the Claudio and Marcio aqueducts run parallel. The words date to 18th century monks, who were jealously accusing one another of having liaisons with other monks.
No change there either it seems.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
People never change. I wonder how many drawings of dicks they've found. I'm guessing many.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Amused to Death posted:

People never change. I wonder how many drawings of dicks they've found. I'm guessing many.

There's always the myth about the vault full of carved dicks hidden somewhere from when a series of popes got jealous decided that statues having their dicks out in the Vatican was a no-no and so had them all snapped off and replaced with figleaves and aprons and poo poo.

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