Ladies Chatting Thread: buncha stank witches in here *waves broom in front of face*

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James Hardon: May 31, 2006

Bitchtard has spoken

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:08

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:48

Nessa: Dec 15, 2008

It's around -1C here and it feels like summer. It's gonna get back to -27 in a couple days.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:09

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

Fabulist posted:

I actually do sometimes. I GET. MIGRAINES. FROM SCENTS.
No idea what ingredients cause it either, which sucks. Trying a new company's perfume/lotion/whatever holds extreme danger.

I suck at it with both hands, I shake from medication I take (and drugs I used to take). I just slap on the basecoat, polish(es), and topcoat, don't give a poo poo if it gets everywhere. I then either clean up the edges with a q-tip soaked in acetone polish remover, or just soak my hands in warm water for a few minutes after everything is good and dry. Fingers pruning up loosens the polish that's on skin instead of nail, and scrubbing at my fingertips with a washcloth for a minute dislodges all of the extra. Bam, perfect nails.

Scully lip-color hunting. Without fail, these look brighter in pictures and in the tube than they do on the lips. Don't be scared. See if their are any makeup counters anywhere nearby, for swatching.

So this one has a fair amount of coral/apricot in it, with some peach and pink. Explaining this in case you decided to go looking yourself.

Similar shades:
Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Protest or Liar
Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics - Annika or Grandma (mixed with the clear to make it sheer)
Illamasqua Lipstick - Brink
NARS lipstick - Barbarella (avoid NARS pencil products in general)
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 13 Peach Passion seems like a very good match, if applied lightly.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 38 & 39
Too Faced La Creme - Juicy Melons
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 28 Just Married
Tarte Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Coral Blossom
Kat Von D Painted Love Lipstick - Coral Castle
Laura Mercier Cr�me Smooth Lip Colour - Peche
Lancome Rouge in Love Lipcolor - 322M Corail in Love
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Tangelo

This one is actually a berry pink-nude, just a muted one.

Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Naked
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 09 Caress Pink - again, a very close match, if not laid on thick.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 6 & 34
Too Faced La Creme - I Want Candy
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 30 Secret Affair
Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Watermelon
Bite Beauty Luminous Cr�me Lipstick - Zin
Tarte Glamazon Pure Performance 12-Hour Lipstick - Graceful
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Juice

Sort of a mixture between the two.
Urban Decay Rush
NARS Dolce Vita

I'm going to have sooo much fun at Ulta this weekend! Will update! May have to wait until my dumb lip scab heals because ew.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:11

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Nessa posted:

It's around -1C here and it feels like summer. It's gonna get back to -27 in a couple days.

central and i mean central europe here and it feels good nigga, no sign of snow here

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:12

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fabulist posted:

I actually do sometimes. I GET. MIGRAINES. FROM SCENTS.
No idea what ingredients cause it either, which sucks. Trying a new company's perfume/lotion/whatever holds extreme danger.

I suck at it with both hands, I shake from medication I take (and drugs I used to take). I just slap on the basecoat, polish(es), and topcoat, don't give a poo poo if it gets everywhere. I then either clean up the edges with a q-tip soaked in acetone polish remover, or just soak my hands in warm water for a few minutes after everything is good and dry. Fingers pruning up loosens the polish that's on skin instead of nail, and scrubbing at my fingertips with a washcloth for a minute dislodges all of the extra. Bam, perfect nails.

Scully lip-color hunting. Without fail, these look brighter in pictures and in the tube than they do on the lips. Don't be scared. See if their are any makeup counters anywhere nearby, for swatching.

So this one has a fair amount of coral/apricot in it, with some peach and pink. Explaining this in case you decided to go looking yourself.

Similar shades:
Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Protest or Liar
Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics - Annika or Grandma (mixed with the clear to make it sheer)
Illamasqua Lipstick - Brink
NARS lipstick - Barbarella (avoid NARS pencil products in general)
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 13 Peach Passion seems like a very good match, if applied lightly.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 38 & 39
Too Faced La Creme - Juicy Melons
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 28 Just Married
Tarte Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Coral Blossom
Kat Von D Painted Love Lipstick - Coral Castle
Laura Mercier Cr�me Smooth Lip Colour - Peche
Lancome Rouge in Love Lipcolor - 322M Corail in Love
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Tangelo

This one is actually a berry pink-nude, just a muted one.

Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Naked
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 09 Caress Pink - again, a very close match, if not laid on thick.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 6 & 34
Too Faced La Creme - I Want Candy
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 30 Secret Affair
Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Watermelon
Bite Beauty Luminous Cr�me Lipstick - Zin
Tarte Glamazon Pure Performance 12-Hour Lipstick - Graceful
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Juice

Sort of a mixture between the two.
Urban Decay Rush
NARS Dolce Vita

This is amazing, you rock. Can you do it with that wonderful dark red Carrie Brownstein wears sometimes on Portlandia?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:13

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

This is amazing, you rock. Can you do it with that wonderful dark red Carrie Brownstein wears sometimes on Portlandia?

Seriously, I told my husband about the helpful lady thread and he was very happy. Possibly because now he gets to go to Ulta and he loves Ulta.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:25

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Fabulist posted:

I actually do sometimes. I GET. MIGRAINES. FROM SCENTS.
No idea what ingredients cause it either, which sucks. Trying a new company's perfume/lotion/whatever holds extreme danger.

I suck at it with both hands, I shake from medication I take (and drugs I used to take). I just slap on the basecoat, polish(es), and topcoat, don't give a poo poo if it gets everywhere. I then either clean up the edges with a q-tip soaked in acetone polish remover, or just soak my hands in warm water for a few minutes after everything is good and dry. Fingers pruning up loosens the polish that's on skin instead of nail, and scrubbing at my fingertips with a washcloth for a minute dislodges all of the extra. Bam, perfect nails.

Scully lip-color hunting. Without fail, these look brighter in pictures and in the tube than they do on the lips. Don't be scared. See if their are any makeup counters anywhere nearby, for swatching.

So this one has a fair amount of coral/apricot in it, with some peach and pink. Explaining this in case you decided to go looking yourself.

Similar shades:
Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Protest or Liar
Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics - Annika or Grandma (mixed with the clear to make it sheer)
Illamasqua Lipstick - Brink
NARS lipstick - Barbarella (avoid NARS pencil products in general)
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 13 Peach Passion seems like a very good match, if applied lightly.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 38 & 39
Too Faced La Creme - Juicy Melons
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 28 Just Married
Tarte Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Coral Blossom
Kat Von D Painted Love Lipstick - Coral Castle
Laura Mercier Cr�me Smooth Lip Colour - Peche
Lancome Rouge in Love Lipcolor - 322M Corail in Love
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Tangelo

This one is actually a berry pink-nude, just a muted one.

Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick - Naked
Yves Saint Laurent Rouge Volupte Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick SPF 15 (christ)- 09 Caress Pink - again, a very close match, if not laid on thick.
Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense - 6 & 34
Too Faced La Creme - I Want Candy
Sephora Collection Rouge Shine Lipstick - No. 30 Secret Affair
Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Watermelon
Bite Beauty Luminous Cr�me Lipstick - Zin
Tarte Glamazon Pure Performance 12-Hour Lipstick - Graceful
Bite Beauty Lush Lip Tint - Juice

Sort of a mixture between the two.
Urban Decay Rush
NARS Dolce Vita

Makeup Sorceress spotted. Good job A+.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:26

All Of The Dicks: Apr 7, 2012

What do they have at ULTA for men?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:27

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

All Of The Dicks posted:

What do they have at ULTA for men?

Stuff to encourage your wife to buy. Also bath stuff, cologne, and hair dye.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:33

All Of The Dicks: Apr 7, 2012

I am looking for some perfume that smells like something a 17 year old Brazilian hooker would wear. Sexy, sweet and utterly without taste or subtlety. Anything you can rec at ULTA?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:41

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

the gently caress is ulta

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:43

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

The Brown Menace posted:

the gently caress is ulta

Slightly less fancy Sephora.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:45

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

sephora is lame

so generic

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:45

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

This is going on in my living room right now. It's pretty unnerving.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:56

Shiftless Red: Mar 2, 2009

Crow Jane posted:

This is going on in my living room right now. It's pretty unnerving.

what's with the terrifying-as-all-hell monkey?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:00

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

holy poo poo that is a creepy monkey

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:00

toe knee hand: Jun 20, 2012; HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Shiftless Red posted:

what's with the terrifying-as-all-hell monkey?

protection against the evil cat

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:01

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Seriously you could convince a person a house was haunted with just that in a few key locations and nothing else.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:01

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

toe knee hand posted:

protection against the evil cat

All cats are evil some are just more derpy than others.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:01

grapey: Oct 10, 2012

I've seen one man in Ulta before. One.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:02

toe knee hand: Jun 20, 2012; HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

mind the walrus posted:

All cats are evil some are just more derpy than others.

mine is black too. one of my names for him is "little ball of dark". black cats own. but that cat is evil.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:03

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

That's Leopold. He's like four feet tall, people who come over seem to either find him terrifying or want to steal him.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:03

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

detectivemonkey posted:

Slightly less fancy Sephora.

the gently caress is sephora

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:04

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

That's Leopold. He's like four feet tall, people who come over seem to find him either terrifying or want to steal him.

loving kee-rist

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:04

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I wanna steal it because it is terrifying.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:04

teh winnar!: Apr 16, 2003

I'll probably regret posting this later, but I went ahead and got the whole makeup thing done. As I said earlier, it's been years since the last time I updated my colour palette, but a quick trip to the MAC counter was just what I needed to feel better now that I'm over the nasty cold that had me down for the past two weeks.

Try not to mind the fact that my bra strap is showing. Despite that, and I don't care if this sounds horribly stereotype but... ... I feel pretty.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:09

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Motherfucker posted:

I wanna steal it because it is terrifying.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:09

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

teh winnar! posted:

I'll probably regret posting this later, but I went ahead and got the whole makeup thing done. As I said earlier, it's been years since the last time I updated my colour palette, but a quick trip to the MAC counter was just what I needed to feel better now that I'm over the nasty cold that had me down for the past two weeks.

Try not to mind the fact that my bra strap is showing. Despite that, and I don't care if this sounds horribly stereotype but... ... I feel pretty.

grow your hair longer. tia

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:10

teh winnar!: Apr 16, 2003

Motherfucker posted:

grow your hair longer. tia

I actually got it cut today, because it was getting a bit long for my tastes. That's the end result.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:13

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Leopold is art

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:13

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

teh winnar! posted:

I actually got it cut today, because it was getting a bit long for my tastes. That's the end result.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:14

Shiftless Red: Mar 2, 2009

Are you ever tempted to move him if you have company over so he is the first thing they see if they wake up?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:15

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Oh yeah, absolutely. He's pretty heavy and I like my friends, though

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:15

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Leopold is art

AUGH

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:16

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Crow Jane posted:

Leopold is art

I would not be okay with that in my apt

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:18

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Would love to rig motion sensors to that thing so it plays barely audible but severely disturbing ambient music when you walk by.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:21

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

leopold rules.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:22

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

mind the walrus posted:

Would love to rig motion sensors to that thing so it plays barely audible but severely disturbing ambient music when you walk by.

I'd have it so that it occasionally plays the 'chase' sound from amnesia for a brief second if nobody is in the room with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxW9dVm6ZjM

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:23

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Motherfucker posted:

I'd have it so the music stops when you come near.

Even better if it could somehow be rigged to only play when a person isn't looking at it.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:25

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:48

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

mind the walrus posted:

Would love to rig motion sensors to that thing so it plays barely audible but severely disturbing ambient music when you walk by.

He reminds me a lot of the cymbal monkey from "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders." The evil one that killed the family dog.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:27

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