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White Dog Eggs posted:
Nah it's uglier than that surfboard guitar that gets posted every third post so you're good. And now for two more beauts. See if you can spot the common theme:   Just looking at them makes me feel like the 2nd amendment is even more protected now. edit: bonus: Maybe nsfw: :nsfw:  :nsfw:edit edit: Holy poo poo boys we've struck oil! Here's a loving site that named itself "Awesome Guitars Beautiful Guitars" and it's about what you'd expect based on what we've seen so far. Hell yes. Some examples:   
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GreatGreen posted:And now for two more beauts. See if you can spot the common theme:
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Jan 3, 2014 18:43
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these need to be MIDI guitars hooked up to a synth that just makes gun sounds at different frequencies for the first ever all gun-sounds band also an electronic drum kit is in the band that also makes gun sounds also the lead singer just fires off a gun near a mic the whole time
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Jan 3, 2014 18:46
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oh poo poo who was that bodybuilder dude who played one of those. he was in alice cooper's band for a minute back in the 80s e: kane roberts that's the guy 
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Jan 3, 2014 18:47
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 this kinda misses the mark i think
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Jan 3, 2014 18:49
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One of those machine gun guitars would look cool for one song and one song only, and that'd be "Battery" by Metallica. And it'd only be used for the rhythm, the "dadadadadadaDA, dadadadadadaDA" parts. The rhythm guitarist could grimace and aim the guitar like a gun at the audience while he plays.
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Jan 3, 2014 18:50
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I Might Be Adam posted:Every time this gets posted, I just think about how disgusting that fuzz is going to get when it gets coated in sweat and beer. ehh, this guitar is going to need a bath. I had to run a vacuum cleaner over it once it a week to get rid of all the dust/pet hair. The white fur by the cut-away is probably brown by now.
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Jan 3, 2014 18:55
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well, just came back from the music shop, and apparently they're selling Walking Dead themed guitars. gently caress all zombie related media
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Stex T posted:gently caress all zombie related media an extention: gently caress rob zombie
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Fonzarelli posted:
if anything its a little too on the nose that said i like the pattern on the front as if anyones gonna see that as anything but a big ol wang
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Jan 3, 2014 19:27
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thats some classic uggo right there
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Jan 3, 2014 19:28
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Jan 3, 2014 19:48
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Photex posted:What I don't understand is some of these guys in their 40s and 50s still not realizing "hey i'm not to good at this lead business maybe I should become a solid rhythm guitarist" i dont understand why "solid rhythm guitarist" is not the first goal of many guitarists, rather than "i wana play stairway 2 heven!!  "actually nvm yes i do.
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Jan 3, 2014 19:55
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Boris is dope as poo poo, Rock Dream is an incredible album. All their work with Michio Kurihara is fantastic too, that guy can make a guitar scream. Boredoms is another awesome Japanese band with dopey guitars, namely a giant seven-necked one  The frontman, Yamataka Eye, plays it with either drum beaters or a big-rear end bow. Stupid looking but neat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBTb0xIFek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBTb0xIFek I like how the inside kind of matches the carpet shade so on first glance it just looks like there's an f-hole punched through the guitar
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Jan 3, 2014 20:09
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Fonzarelli posted:
mark mothersbaugh what the hell happened to you
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Jan 3, 2014 20:16
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yeah I don't know what's going on here. something about carbon fiber.
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Jan 3, 2014 20:18
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here's some more stupid looking poo poo   and i don't give a gently caress this one is awesome 
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Jan 3, 2014 20:33
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This one is great. It's like it was purpose-built to part 50+ year old dentist/lawyer classic rock guitar players from their money. Just think how great Carry On My Wayward Son would sound on that thang.
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Jan 3, 2014 20:35
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ahahahaha what the gently caress
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Jan 3, 2014 20:36
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killhamster posted:here's some more stupid looking poo poo 
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killhamster posted:ahahahaha what the gently caress what even the heck
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Jan 3, 2014 20:38
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GreatGreen posted:This one is great. It's like it was purpose-built to part 50+ year old dentist/lawyer classic rock guitar players from their money. This is literally the reason PRS released a 22-fret model. 24 frets is for young people playing angry-core death metal like Dragonforce and My Chemical Valentine.
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Back up. What is this. Please tell me somebody somewhere for real thinks these are cool. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 3, 2014 |
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When he clicks his heels little hot wheels cars fly out the front of his shoes and ramp off into the eyes of his enemies.
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White Dog Eggs posted:When he clicks his heels little hot wheels cars fly out the front of his shoes and ramp off into the eyes of his enemies.
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killhamster posted:ahahahaha what the gently caress that guitar doesn't have enough pickups
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White Dog Eggs posted:When he clicks his heels little hot wheels cars fly out the front of his shoes and ramp off into the eyes of his enemies.
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5er posted:mark mothersbaugh what the hell happened to you 
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GreatGreen posted:Back up. What is this.  its a thing in mexico
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XENA I LOVE YOU posted:
it's like so when you take a poo poo in a public stall, other people know that you're taking a poo poo in a public stall
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 Everything on this website is hideous
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White Dog Eggs posted:This is literally the reason PRS released a 22-fret model. 24 frets is for young people playing angry-core death metal like Dragonforce and My Chemical Valentine. i thought it was because the neck pickup can't be placed under the antinode with 24 fret fretboards
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Jan 3, 2014 21:07
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Sascha from KMFDM used to play something like this in the early 80s except it only had 3 Strings, i'm not sure if it had midi capabilities but I wouldn't be surprised if it did considering the style of music.
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Jan 3, 2014 21:25
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comes along bort posted:i thought it was because the neck pickup can't be placed under the antinode with 24 fret fretboards Warning: Yet more guitar spergin' This is true, you can't get that nice strat 'quack' with a 24 fret, but that's really only applicable if you are using a strat configuration or if you are using p-90's with distortion (they sound extra nasty, which is what you want). Humbuckers sound horrible at the antinode, moving the neck pickup down a few mm makes a lot of difference for the better. Amongst a lot of older players there seems to be '24 fret = Angry Shouty music' mentality which PRS were more than happy to capitalise on. One of the main things to remember about electric guitars is that the technology dates back to the 1950's and there haven't really been many big attempts to improve or innovate because guitarists are a depressingly conservative lot.
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Photex posted:Sascha from KMFDM used to play something like this in the early 80s except it only had 3 Strings, i'm not sure if it had midi capabilities but I wouldn't be surprised if it did considering the style of music. i'm pretty sure he also played a vacuum cleaner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKhJ5EJlmI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT5W_j0VVDw 2:45 on, yngwie owns so hard
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YeahDavidLeeRoth posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT5W_j0VVDw Think I'd rather hang out with Ed Roman.
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