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Spy_Guy posted:No, no. This is not optional. This also would setup the coding that forces med staff to periodically fix the machine and refill used products. When emagged or left unlocked, anyone can put anything they want in! Thermite pills and molotov cocktails for everyone!
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What happened to http://www.alluvion.org/? It just directs to a page saying it's for sell basically. How am I supposed to register with http://byond.lljk.net/ if I don't have an Alluvion account?
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Jan 3, 2014 22:53
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It's dead, going to stay that way, and registration was useless anyway so don't worry about it. This isn't like Kentucky Fried Server where they'll just kick all the pubbies sometimes because that's funny.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:02
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Coolguye posted:It's dead, going to stay that way, and registration was useless anyway so don't worry about it. This isn't like Kentucky Fried Server where they'll just kick all the pubbies sometimes because that's funny. Well that's good to know, at least. Thank you.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:03
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Is there any reason to even keep authentication, goon status, and goonsay? Like, at all?
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Jan 3, 2014 23:14
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Leal posted:Removal of the inaction clause had to be the best change made to the AI laws, no more people demanding the AI to do something then going "IF YOU DON'T I'LL DIE LAW 1 AI" I had that happen to me a few days ago, actually. Some shitlord detective was randomly shooting passersby in the Sec bend and he just wouldn't stop crying when I obliged the crew's tracking and door blocking requests. When the captain threw him into the brig just in time to miss the escape shuttle, he started beating on the electrified bars of the cell with the N2 tank he was pacified with and demanding to be let out or he'd die. And that'd be clearly in violation of my first law. I came up with some smug remark about suicide being the right of all sentient beings and his sentence being extended until the station is recycled by NaTra space janitors before loving off to the shuttle in a robot shell. I don't know if he was genuinely a total poo poo or just really intent to give the impression of being a total poo poo.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:14
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Nakar posted:Is there any reason to even keep authentication, goon status, and goonsay? Like, at all?   The ability to do this in-game. It rocks and I never want it gone.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:28
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Nakar posted:Is there any reason to even keep authentication, goon status, and goonsay? Like, at all? I think the best plan would be to take the authentication to a password system to verify those who have something awful accounts by placing a thread in the private games sub forum where only goons can see that lists the latest password. It would be the same exact thing and prevent pubs from getting access to the goon say channel Without all of the needless set up and code that the old now defunct website required. Also it will allow new players from here on the forums to join in the fun. Like myself. Yes I am biased. 
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Jan 3, 2014 23:47
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How about limit the jobs of people who aren't members of the SA forums? That way we can still have pubbies, but they wont be able to become the traitor or wizard or syndicate or captain or chief engineer, but they can still be an assistant or civilian.
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Jan 4, 2014 00:05
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Jack the Smack posted:How about limit the jobs of people who aren't members of the SA forums? That way we can still have pubbies, but they wont be able to become the traitor or wizard or syndicate or captain or chief engineer, but they can still be an assistant or civilian. The only jobs I could see this being good for are sec, AI, and maybe borgs. Sec and AI so that you don't get the odd shithead, overbearing sec and AI that can ruin rounds, and borgs for the fact that they can do a lot of the stuff the AI can. That is, of course, not to say that goons will not be overbearing shitheads in those positions as well, but that's really the only reason I could see pubbies not being allowed to have a specific job.
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neogeo0823 posted:The only jobs I could see this being good for are sec, AI, and maybe borgs. Sec and AI so that you don't get the odd shithead, overbearing sec and AI that can ruin rounds, and borgs for the fact that they can do a lot of the stuff the AI can. That is, of course, not to say that goons will not be overbearing shitheads in those positions as well, but that's really the only reason I could see pubbies not being allowed to have a specific job. noooooooo, we want pubbies taking these positions so the lovely ones are easier to spot
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Jan 4, 2014 00:20
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Hell no, most of the people I've screamed at or jobbanned / banned for being truly uniquely terrible sec officers have been goons.
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Jan 4, 2014 00:53
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PopeCrunch posted:Hell no, most of the people I've screamed at or jobbanned / banned for being truly uniquely terrible sec officers have been goons. But goons pay 10 dollars to access an internet forum, how can we not be better than other people???
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Jan 4, 2014 00:55
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Jack the Smack posted:How about limit the jobs of people who aren't members of the SA forums? That way we can still have pubbies, but they wont be able to become the traitor or wizard or syndicate or captain or chief engineer, but they can still be an assistant or civilian. This is dumb, you are dumb. SA membership is fine with just goonsay, we don't need to drive off 50% of the playerbase just so the goony goons can be the supercops making GBS threads all over the dumb pubbies who don't deserve to have fun. e: 50% of the playerbase is an understatement at best. Morzhovyye fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 00:58
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Yeah, HoS is fine. Restrict more job access to goon-only and you might as well morph the server into SERIOUS RP and bring back the T.U.R.D.S.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:00
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Man, lovely. I just got the memetic kill disorder thing (the one you get from examining a dude with the autistic box), but the guy didn't even have the box. I killed him, stripped him, searched high and low for it, but he didn't even have it.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:23
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Lets just go the whole hog and accept donations in exchange for Premium Membership, like on those tf2 servers where you get a whole slew of ridiculous powers for donating. For a mere 20$ you can become a Nanotrasen junior Executive, and arrive at the station in your own private pod. You spawn with a riot shotgun and ten thousand spacebux. Higher tiers include such bonuses as: -Personal StewardBuddy to keep you supplied with cocktails and moist towelettes -Automatic promotion to "ultra captain" -become an alien once per day -access to the secret server which is 3 patches ahead and has fixed all lag -diamond plated attache case containing a single poo
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Jan 4, 2014 01:27
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Change the name of the 'Assistant' job to 'Ultra Captain' 
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Jan 4, 2014 01:29
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See this is kinda my point.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:34
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It'd be nice to see verifying fixed once and for all just to stop the complaints about it. Goonsay (as rarely used as it is) is good enough. I'd like to see a -alike for BYOND members, though. Someone has to pay to keep the dialup running
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Jan 4, 2014 01:35
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At the very least it should probably be edited out of the OP because I swear someone asks about it like twice a week
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Cicadalek posted:Lets just go the whole hog and accept donations in exchange for Premium Membership, like on those tf2 servers where you get a whole slew of ridiculous powers for donating. For a mere 20$ you can become a Nanotrasen junior Executive, and arrive at the station in your own private pod. You spawn with a riot shotgun and ten thousand spacebux. Higher tiers include such bonuses as: There was (is?) a SS13 server that gave donator members access to a *rape command. People are terrible.
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Cicadalek posted:-Automatic promotion to "ultra captain" This already exists, it's called running to the HoP's office at the start of the round, flipping over the table, and punching him in the neck.
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Anticheese posted:There was (is?) a SS13 server that gave donator members access to a *rape command. Every time you think it can't possibly get worse than 
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So I just played my first 5 minutes on SS13 as a tourist. It was terrible, i had no idea where I was going, how to do anything, and I ended up trapped in an Emergency storage room by fire doors I had myself brought down, while someone was being slapped repeatedly in audible distance. It was amazing and I loved it.
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4533josh posted:So I just played my first 5 minutes on SS13 as a tourist. It was terrible, i had no idea where I was going, how to do anything, and I ended up trapped in an Emergency storage room by fire doors I had myself brought down, while someone was being slapped repeatedly in audible distance. It was amazing and I loved it. This needs to go in the OP. It is just the perfect example of "what to expect in your first time playing this game".
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I think my favorite round remains being Beepitron. AI was neat, I could sit back until someone told me to open a door, and was doing so without question because pshaw, chain of command. I mostly did not know where people were allowed to be. A sec officer showed up and all the doors into the bar were shut down, so I ran through maintenance tunnels with him, until we finally got him out of arrivals. It was fun. Hopefully next time I will get a fun law to play with.
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You should be able to combine a watering can + syringe + emergency oxygen tank to get something like a hypospray crossed with a syringe. Injects either an adjustable amount maybe or some huge amount (60? 120?) of whatever you want into the person you inject, but has the injection delay like a syringe so they can move away. Maybe have it inject faster based on the tank pressure? Pop off the tank and refill by pouring things into the watering can!
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Jan 4, 2014 03:01
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One time as a chef a bunch of space wasps spontaneously appeared in my kitchen. I suspect they may have spawned from the egg carton I took from the fridge.
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Still not as weird as that chump who constantly and spontaneously vomited bee larva in the escape shuttle.
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shovelbum posted:You should be able to combine a watering can + syringe + emergency oxygen tank to get something like a hypospray crossed with a syringe. Injects either an adjustable amount maybe or some huge amount (60? 120?) of whatever you want into the person you inject, but has the injection delay like a syringe so they can move away. Maybe have it inject faster based on the tank pressure? Pop off the tank and refill by pouring things into the watering can! This idea is stupid, yet I desperately want a high capacity injector.
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Motherfucker posted:This idea is stupid, yet I desperately want a high capacity injector. Emag it, fill it with 200 units of water, and you have a one-shot gibgun.
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Please for the love of all that is holy stop flipping over the bar just because you want some booze. I will shoot you and drag your stunned body out of the room. No you can't loving cry to sec about it. Yes the Captain laughed at you because you were stupid. Yes coming at my with an O2 tank will cause me to shoot you and send you on a box ride through belt hell to security. gently caress you and the horse you rode in on. drat that was a fun round last night.
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KittyEmpress posted:I think my favorite round remains being Beepitron. AI was neat, I could sit back until someone told me to open a door, and was doing so without question because pshaw, chain of command. I mostly did not know where people were allowed to be. A sec officer showed up and all the doors into the bar were shut down, so I ran through maintenance tunnels with him, until we finally got him out of arrivals. It was fun. Beepitron was a borg, right? You make for a good borg, well done.
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One commonly overlooked feature of the detective is his forensic scanner. I was able to deduce the identity of a traitorous scientist by scanning a discarded riot shotgun the HOP had found, and thwarted his plans with a timely application of Beepsky-brand justice. Unfortunately, a mindslave had left incredibly powerful transfer bombs hidden around the station, and the scientist managed to use one to turn himself, the HOP, me and the crew quarters into space dust, rather than allowing himself to be captured. The best part? I was wearing sunglasses instead of thermals the entire time. 
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Spy_Guy posted:Beepitron was a borg, right? Nah, an AI with a lot of beep and boop and bwop because robots and machines. I had some pretty awesome Borgs that round who helped me learn the roles of the AI.
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How do I stop people from flipping over the counter, stunning me, and stealing my ID as HoP?
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amuayse posted:How do I stop people from flipping over the counter, stunning me, and stealing my ID as HoP? Run.
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Tasers, flashes, and then, while they're stunned, about 3 point-blank flashbangs.
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