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White Dog Eggs posted:I actually like this one What bugs me about that guitar is that the pick guard won't actually guard anything.      
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Spanish Manlove posted:apparently helps with vibrato and bends since you get a better traction on the string but ughhghguklsdhckas I'm sure glad you explained that, it's very interesting. The following exhibit combines literally everything bad about guitars: Stupid paintjob, stupid shape, double necked, 7-strings, fretless, and the fact that both necks are (ugh) bass guitars. I'm sure some of these frets are scalloped for her pleasure, too, if you find that sort of thing interesting. 
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Jan 4, 2014 01:29
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Salt Fish posted:What bugs me about that guitar is that the pick guard won't actually guard anything. The guitar is going to get dinged all over the place; the pick won't destroy the sound if you scratch up the top. Or learn how to play guitar proper and you won't even need a pickguard.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:33
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Everybody, turn off the music and stop talking please so you can all listen to my version of Wonderwall. That is much more fun and cool than partying to A$AP Rocky.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:35
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The pickguard is more or less designed to hold the electronics in Fender guitars, on anything else you might as well throw them away
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Jan 4, 2014 01:35
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Salt Fish posted:What bugs me about that guitar is that the pick guard won't actually guard anything. I want to paint this on the side of my house.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:36
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Yes pickguards are very important and is a very interesting thing to talk about.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:38
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Just look at how stupid this guitar looks because it doesn't have a pickguard! Whoever bought this sure has an egg on his face now!
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Jan 4, 2014 01:39
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Declan MacManus posted:The pickguard is more or less designed to hold the electronics in Fender guitars, on anything else you might as well throw them away (Last sperg for a while, I promise), Scratch plates on Stratocasters were designed for super easy drop-in assembly, you just solder the output wire in and you're away. Fender guitars were designed for efficient factory assembly which is why most cheap guitars are Strat clones. I'll be good now, I promise.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:40
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Stratocaster's are literally the greatest guitar ever made. Especially this one.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:42
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stratdax posted:The following exhibit combines literally everything bad about guitars: Stupid paintjob, stupid shape, double necked, 7-strings, fretless Oh, c'mon, there's nothing wrong with fretless. I have one and it's fun, you're just envy...  But that one is definitely not a good example.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:47
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Yes good points all around, you have changed my mind, this is totally awesome:
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stratdax posted:Yes good points all around, you have changed my mind, this is totally awesome: Stop trolling me.
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Jan 4, 2014 01:59
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I apologize. Is this your fretless guitar? Because it's totally hot.
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Jan 4, 2014 02:03
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stratdax posted:I apologize. Is this your fretless guitar? Because it's totally hot. um, trying to figure out which state or country that is...
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Salt Fish posted:um, trying to figure out which state or country that is... Purple is a good colour. This shape is a good shape. Decisions somebody, somewhere has made.   
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Jan 4, 2014 02:14
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ashgromnies posted:Isn't it usually just the last 4 or so frets? The reason for a scalloped fretboard is to give you the feel of ultra-high action. You also can do pretty much anything you want with each note because there isn't any friction from your fingers touching wood. They don't actually feel much different from regular guitars but some idiots pick them up and try to push strings beyond the frets and claim it's "hard to play"
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Jan 4, 2014 02:19
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Not all of them look stupid. But this is the ugly guitars thread after all...
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stratdax posted:Purple is a good colour. This shape is a good shape. It's an 'ergonomic' design, looks dopey as hell but it's really nice to play, I can't remember who makes them now but it's nearly impossible to find an original model without dents from falling off guitar stands.
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White Dog Eggs posted:It's an 'ergonomic' design, looks dopey as hell but it's really nice to play, I can't remember who makes them now but it's nearly impossible to find an original model without dents from falling off guitar stands. Mother of god. Here's an acoustic guitar by the same ergonomic genius that churned out those electric abominations. Aesthetics ain't Klein's strong suit. 
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Jan 4, 2014 02:27
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I actually like these
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Jan 4, 2014 02:27
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I found this picture in a thread called "Coolest F-Hole?" just for you, ZombieParts
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stratdax posted:I found this picture in a thread called "Coolest F-Hole?" just for you, ZombieParts don't tempt me fuckers..i'll wreck your f holes 
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Jan 4, 2014 02:37
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ugggh do it yeaaaah
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeOOsSgx2Q I love that video "This is one of the first ten stratocasters ever made.." *throws guitar back into the pile of other guitars because who loving cares.*
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ZombieParts posted:don't tempt me fuckers..i'll wreck your f holes i bet he does that when he fingerbangs look at those fingers thats his fingerbang face
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ZombieParts posted:don't tempt me fuckers..i'll wreck your f holes i hope 2 1 day be as cool as him . . .
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stratdax posted:I found this picture in a thread called "Coolest F-Hole?" just for you, ZombieParts bass dicks?  yours for only the price of a used car! http://www.steviebs.com/florida/jf.htm
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeOOsSgx2Q yes i fuckin love that video
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ZombieParts posted:don't tempt me fuckers..i'll wreck your f holes What about this? 
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ZombieParts posted:The reason for a scalloped fretboard is to give you the feel of ultra-high action. You also can do pretty much anything you want with each note because there isn't any friction from your fingers touching wood. They don't actually feel much different from regular guitars but some idiots pick them up and try to push strings beyond the frets and claim it's "hard to play" but playing with ultra high action feels like poo poo why would you want that
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Playing guitar gets me ultra high action all the time. Feels good man.
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stratdax posted:Playing guitar gets me ultra high action all the time. Feels good man. Oh cool, you found a picture of me
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Jan 4, 2014 02:59
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Ugly or not, I kinda want this guitar.
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stratdax posted:Playing guitar gets me ultra high action all the time. Feels good man. guy owns
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i didn't wanna read a lotta dr. faustus did anything better/worse than the surfatar come along?
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ashgromnies posted:but playing with ultra high action feels like poo poo why would you want that the only real advantage would be almost no friction when you do vibrato. otherwise you just bought one because it looks cool or seemed like a novel idea. just like any guitar weirdness
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December Octopodes posted:i didn't wanna read a lotta dr. faustus did anything better/worse than the surfatar come along? This is the last time I'm going to post this, I swear.  Edit:  If I ever post this picture in here again, ban my rear end
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