The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The SituAsian posted:

Hey, SituAsian... what's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here...? :confused:

# ? Jan 4, 2014 09:01

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# ? May 17, 2024 13:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The SituAsian posted:

We'll stay on this story ALL NIGHT if we have to!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 10:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Captain Foxy posted:

Hey baby! I like the way your body looks!

Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 15:23

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers.

I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. :mmmhmm:

# ? Jan 4, 2014 15:43

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Samuel Clemens posted:

I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Samuel Clemens.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 15:45

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers.

Chesty LaRue?

# ? Jan 4, 2014 16:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Chesty LaRue?

Free the Quote Threat Two, Cath!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 17:06

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Free the Quote Threat Two, Cath!

Not those peanuts... the ones at the :stare:

# ? Jan 4, 2014 17:48

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Samuel Clemens.

OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 18:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

We'll stay on this story ALL NIGHT if we have to!

And the little kitten played with that ball of string.... all through the night.

On a lighter note, a Quik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 19:16

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Not those peanuts... the ones at the

can buy many peanuts!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 19:28

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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MondayHotDog posted:

can buy many peanuts!

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 19:35

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Captain Foxy posted:

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

MUST... CRUSH... CAPITALISM!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 20:08

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

MUST... CRUSH... CAPITALISM!

Wheeeee!!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 20:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

can buy many peanuts!

Or double-ply windows! They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our... _{heating bill...}

Well they will.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 20:59

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Or double-ply windows! They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our... _{heating bill...}

Well they will.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 21:11

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

The SituAsian posted:

Gee, The SituAsian, that billboard makes your butt look big.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 21:56

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Man Alive! posted:

Gee, The SituAsian, that billboard makes your butt look big.

Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut...Ay Carumba.

*sigh*

Ay Carumba, indeed.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 22:18

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The SituAsian posted:

Dear Mrs. SituAsian, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumber yard burned down.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 22:55

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Please, goons, stop fighting. Maybe Captain Foxy's right about America being the land of opportunity and maybe CharlieFoxtrot has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 01:06

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

And the little kitten played with that ball of string.... all through the night.

On a lighter note, a Quik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night!

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# ? Jan 5, 2014 01:35

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

jscolon2.0 posted:

And that's the Monster Mash, on this beautiful Valentine's Day!

It�s kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each others company� dancing, holding their evil in check�

# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:09

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

It�s kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each others company� dancing, holding their evil in check�

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Skeesix has it. :v:

# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:16

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Skeesix has it.

Oh, that man is sick!

# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:39

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dear Mrs. SituAsian, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumber yard burned down.

"Sir, six cinder blocks are missing."

"There will be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children." :smith:

# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:43

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Skeesix has it.

Mr. Foxtrot, what does DNA stand for?

# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Mr. Foxtrot, what does DNA stand for?

# ? Jan 5, 2014 04:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Skeesix has it.

They'll never save your brain now, Hitler... :golgo:

# ? Jan 5, 2014 04:51

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

# ? Jan 5, 2014 05:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

It�s kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each others company� dancing, holding their evil in check�

You posted the wrong quote, didn't you?

# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:45

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

You posted the wrong quote, didn't you?

Soon I will kill you.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:46

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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