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I feel like every time I read one of these, the voice in my head always sounds the same. It's always a high pitched older woman for some reason.
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I don't know - Jesus does belong in their private life so maybe they're right 
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Which newspaper was it that he was reading if it had a full page US map with a picture of Jesus on the reverse side? Anyway I'm assuming the map was the equivalent of 
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Jan 3, 2014 22:44
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
My unabating faith in Poe's Law means I can't take this seriously. We have:
This is too much of a perfect storm to be believable. Someone's grandma is a goddamned evil genius.
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Jan 3, 2014 22:46
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
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If you have only one chance to forward or post this year, make it count, make it this. Our country needs to hear this!  
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Jan 3, 2014 22:49
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I'm imagining someone who is about to lose their job and their home, the internet is about to be cut off. Before saying their goodbyes on Facebook, they are faced with the enormous pressure of choosing the most important Facebook status to share for the rest of the year.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:12
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Here's a made-up story. There don't you see that America is a Christian Nation? Jews and Muslims: get out.
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Jan 4, 2014 00:19
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
I want to meet the people making these image macros. How are the MS Word grammar error lines appearing? Are they screenshotting their word documents?
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Jan 4, 2014 01:35
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
The father sounds like an rear end in a top hat to me.
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Dirty Job posted:I want to meet the people making these image macros. How are the MS Word grammar error lines appearing? Are they screenshotting their word documents?
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Dirty Job posted:I want to meet the people making these image macros. How are the MS Word grammar error lines appearing? Are they screenshotting their word documents? RagnarokAngel posted:Yes that's literally what they're doing. Or taking pictures of their monitors with their phones then uploading that 
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A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl. She wanted to know what Iran looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to her and said, 'Go into the other room and see if you can put this together.' After a few minutes, she returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. 'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a picture of Ali, praise be unto him. When I got all of Ali back where he belonged, then our country just came together.' This one is worth sharing. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE SUPERSTITIOUS ISLAMIC MENACE!!!
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Ali's a pretty cool dude, he works at the iranian restaurant down the street. I'd praise that guy. How do you know him?
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The Flour Moth posted:Ali's a pretty cool dude, he works at the iranian restaurant down the street. I'd praise that guy. How do you know him? Jesus over at Filliberto's used to wash dishes there so Ali is pretty much a friend of a friend.
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Conservatives identifying with the bad guys in film, episode MMXIV, courtesy of "Military Memes:" Comments are predictably poo poo but this one in particular takes the cake: 
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Just saw someone post the God's Not Dead trailer completely unironically.
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E-Tank posted:
It's like abortion- only mine is moral, the rest are just sluts who want to be irresponsible. Sure, my kid needed extra health care, but those others are just lazy sponges. Augster posted:Conservatives identifying with the bad guys in film, episode MMXIV, courtesy of "Military Memes:" Hmm, how did the Empire's interactions with the sandpeople go... In trying to tamp down on an insurgency, kill numerous civilians, radicalizing an otherwise apolitical youth into joining a violent resistance movement that destroys a major power center of your government? You guys really didn't think this one through. Jurgan fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 05:44
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The USMC: As accurate as Stormtroopers 
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Jurgan posted:It's like abortion- only mine is moral, the rest are just sluts who want to be irresponsible. Sure, my kid needed extra health care, but those others are just lazy sponges. I think this makes Khalid Sheik Mohammed Princess Leia.
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 "Aren't you a little short for an American?"
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LIBERAL LOGIC MEGA POST-POST-POST Gays are gravity somehow!  Executive orders from a black man bad.  Muslims == Violent  Debt bad.  Canada bad, also black man bad.  Gun checks bad.  Straight up racist picture!  A excellent question!  Sluts bad!  Black man bad!  We  Enjoy this horrible post folks!
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ratbert90 posted:A excellent question!
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ratbert90 posted:LIBERAL LOGIC MEGA POST-POST-POST Possibly the worst of the bunch.
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ratbert90 posted:Straight up racist picture! Then it became a libertarian meme, with exactly that picture, aiming to say that something something private enterprise will prevail. All liberallogic have done is added their lovely watermark. e: and they added "in this case we become slaves to the government" because the message isn't explicitly pointed out enough for LL's tastes. I'm surprised they didn't add "and a black man whips you" or something.
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I honestly don't even understand the slave one. How are the questions the same? Whites are being forcibly taken from their homes to build roads with no pay?
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Conservatism: Destroying all government
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Twelve by Pies posted:I honestly don't even understand the slave one. How are the questions the same? Whites are being forcibly taken from their homes to build roads with no pay?  Then: "Cotton continued to be produced by glorious capitalism (and sharecropping under atrocious poverty but  ) after slavery ended, so therefore the government is bad for restricting this, and roads would be constructed by private industry because Ayn Rand."  Now: "Pee pee doo doo black man in the white house." 
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Knight posted:I am equally appalled at the zero times this has happened. Just as frightened that soon a gay man will ask me to marry him and I will be FORCED by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to suck his cock. Sssshhhh! That's Gay Agenda Stage 2! 
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
Was the father reading Maps of America & Pictures of Jesus Monthly?
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bobservo posted:Was the father reading Maps of America & Pictures of Jesus Monthly? It's got America, it's got Jesus. What else would one need to read? 
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ratbert90 posted:LIBERAL LOGIC MEGA POST-POST-POST I agree with the author of this picture, we should increase government spending on infrastructure programs and raise taxes to fund it
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Riptor posted:I agree with the author of this picture, we should increase government spending on infrastructure programs and raise taxes to fund it Universal employment 
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They're listing the top as a good thing right? Do they not realize these were all massive government expenditures paid for with taxes? If Obama came forward tomorrow and challenged America to overhaul our electrical grid, invest massive amounts of funds into repairing and updating our highway system and bridges, and install publicly managed fiber for Internet in all major cities available for $5 a month, would LL101 be on board with these things because America built them or against them because Obama wants them? I mean I know the answer is the latter because that's how the healthcare thing already is, but c'mon LL101. Seriously?
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Plus, all those projects had rocky starts too. 112 people died during the construction of the Hoover Dam. That's 28 Benghazis! And if he is angry about Obama depending on foreign labor - Canadian, no less! - he should read about the use of Chinese workers in building the Transcontinental Railroad.
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The gravity one is especially ignorant. http://youtu.be/5C5_dOEyAfk
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Armyman25 posted:The gravity one is especially ignorant. Mo_Steel posted:They're listing the top as a good thing right? Do they not realize these were all massive government expenditures paid for with taxes? If Obama came forward tomorrow and challenged America to overhaul our electrical grid, invest massive amounts of funds into repairing and updating our highway system and bridges, and install publicly managed fiber for Internet in all major cities available for $5 a month, would LL101 be on board with these things because America built them or against them because Obama wants them?
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ratbert90 posted:LIBERAL LOGIC MEGA POST-POST-POST But...the acceleration due to gravity is already the same on all objects... Edit: beaten with a great illustration of the point!
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Farrok posted:But...the acceleration due to gravity is already the same on all objects... And gay men are already equally free to marry women.
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