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VanSandman posted:This is not a bilingual website. Please tell me what language getting smashed in the face is
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Jan 5, 2014 00:53
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LimburgLimbo posted:Please tell me what language getting smashed in the face is The "ai! Ai! ai!" Really makes the headshot.
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Beastie posted:Stop signs do not work that way! That's clearly a "do not enter" sign you pedestrian pleb
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Bad talent shows are a great source of schadenfreude. It's the only thing that makes them watchable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSr1OZt0zdc
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Jan 5, 2014 01:11
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Say Nothing posted:Bad talent shows are a great source of schadenfreude. It's the only thing that makes them watchable. Eh, I feel kind of bad for them to be honest. I think they've already been through at least two different auditions to get to that point, so it's pretty obvious that the producers are putting them through on purpose.
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Jan 5, 2014 01:26
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Say Nothing posted:Bad talent shows are a great source of schadenfreude. It's the only thing that makes them watchable.  She stalked Mike Read. It kind of baffles me how anyone could get obsessed with someone as lame as he is.
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White Dog Eggs posted:Eh, I feel kind of bad for them to be honest. I think they've already been through at least two different auditions to get to that point, so it's pretty obvious that the producers are putting them through on purpose. Edit: VVV
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Since we're talking talent shows, these 3 are probably the vilest, most awful contestants personality-wise that I've seen so far. Which makes the shadenfreude all the sweeter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7vgm-JoeyQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAI8qkUgqU4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm4ys3wTgGk
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VanSandman posted:This is not a bilingual website. I could tell exactly what she was saying.
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Kansas City is the city of fountains, and they're often dyed with various festive colors (usually blue for the Royals when baseball season gets going, but also pink, purple, green...they all look terrible). Unlike most of them, the Northland Fountain runs all year long and turns into an ice sculpture when it gets cold. The city decided to dye it red for the Chiefs and I bet you they won't be doing that again. 
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Jan 5, 2014 02:40
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I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 tldr: in which a lady decides to use black salve to "cure" the skin cancer on the tip of her nose because modern medicine is evil or something. Then it falls off.
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Saint Drogo posted:I don't know what's better, that the polar bear is called 'Binky' or that they went out of their way to make their CGI recreation of her look super retarded. The even better part is six weeks after that lady was mauled, some drunk teens tried to crawl into Binky's enclosure to go swimming. They got mauled too, of course. They never confirmed it was Binky who did it, since no one witnessed the attack and he had a buddy in his enclosure named Nuka, but he was found with blood on his face, so there you go. Binky was a celebrity up here in Alaska for chewing up stupid people. I had stuffed animals named after him and Nuka when I was a kid. 
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grate deceiver posted:Since we're talking talent shows, these 3 are probably the vilest, most awful contestants personality-wise that I've seen so far. Which makes the shadenfreude all the sweeter. Let me showcase Ian Benardo: So You Think You Can Dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6e1E8vAAvU American Idol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IppZYrE1HCM
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tviolet posted:I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 Holy poo poo, what an idiot. "You have a basal cell carcinoma on the tip of your nose. We could excise this in a 5-minute procedure." "You can't oppress me with your Western medical witchcraft, I'm going to smear caustic zinc chloride on my nose." (Nose falls off) "Well, now you need nasal reconstructive surgery." "Will my insurance cover it?" "Sure, if we perform the excision we told you about in the first place." "...okay, let's do that." (Drinks alt-med "anti-cancer" fluid) What a loving idiot.
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It's more sad that anything. Throughout she keeps saying "I think my nose is gonna fall off and I'll need reconstructive surgery, are you guys sure this will work?" but the others in the thread keep pushing her on.
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tviolet posted:I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 Oh my loving god this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Like the poster above me said, in the photo she posts of the original skin issue. It's the tiniest loving dot on her nose that a doctor could have sorted out in a small amount of time. She went the other route and now her entire loving nose looks necrotic. Oh my god. I mean sure she wanted to save a bit of money, but to be honest I would so much rather spend the money going to a doctor than turning my face into a loving zombie. Jesus christ I don't even know what to say.
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RatHat posted:It's more sad that anything. Throughout she keeps saying "I think my nose is gonna fall off and I'll need reconstructive surgery, are you guys sure this will work?" but the others in the thread keep pushing her on. Oh that's terrible. This sort of thing is why I rail against alternative medicine. There are two videos of scaffolds hitting overhead high voltage lines on YouTube. In the video I am linking to, it looks like (miraculously) at least the guy on the left seems to run away, and at the very least the guy on the right didn't get "hung up" on the scaffold and appeared to jump clear. Note that the arc actually blew apart the concrete pad that the scaffold was moving on. The guys are both very lucky and very foolish. (Surviving that without debilitating burn/shock injuries.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFGXokL_8P0 Don't look for the other scaffold video. Just trust me on that one. Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 03:22 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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mynameisbatman posted:Oh my loving god this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Like the poster above me said, in the photo she posts of the original skin issue. It's the tiniest loving dot on her nose that a doctor could have sorted out in a small amount of time. GISing "black salve" is like witnessing a cavalcade of bad mistakes (and more missing noses). I recall reading that message board before and either someone linked or mentioned  this blog."The cancer's coming out in chunks" 
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tviolet posted:I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 Holy poo poo quote:I did some research on zinc chloride. It's described as "corrosive" but further examination turned up something interesting. Not to human cells, but to PLANT cells--it will break down cellulose. Cancer has been described as very similar to fungus, which is a form of plant life. So, if cancer cell walls likewise contain cellulose like fungal cell walls, then what the zinc chloride does is to break down the cellulose walls of cancer cells so that bloodroot can penetrate the interior of the cell. 
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tviolet posted:I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 I kinda wish you that because I really didn't need to see that nose falling off. I thought it was just descriptions. 
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Roobanguy posted:I kinda wish you HOLY gently caress. I actually yelled out loud when I saw it in the stage where it was beginning to come off.  This isn't schadenfreude, this is pity.edit: I kept reading down the thread and now I'm watching these idiots echo-chamber and backpat about how safe and effective this compound is in removing cancer... as far as I can tell, the success stories are from people successfully chemically burning off the offending cell clusters along with whatever skin is around it, and they'd get about the same results from just cutting the drat things off. Pity turned back into rock hard schadenfreude. Except for that one girl. Nobody deserves to have their nose fall off. It's kinda cool how her nostrils healed though! Pile of Kittens has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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Some guy on that forum posted:I have BCC on my chest. I am male. I went to the dermatologist, who "suggested" (meaning decided on) surgery. I accepted, thinking "Iow hard could it be? It's on my chest, there's tons of skin around it, she'll just remove an entire skin patch with a large, say 1 inch wide, safety zone around it, and then zip it up with stitches", because, well, that's the sensible approach. But no, no, no. She had to just scratch at it, removing it very incompletely. Hmmm, yes, slather it all over. Gosh, look at all this cancer being drawn out exactly where he applied the corrosive salve! Hoo boy, those useless doctors!! 
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What really got me was the one guy saying "it's criminal that they don't let doctors know about this incredibly effective medicine!" Yes, criminal is a word I'd use in this context, but it's not to describe the doctors... quote:I believed the Black Salve I used was the Herbal Plus Brand; however, after checking with the company recently I was told it was most likely their previous product name Can-X. There is no label on the container. Anyone who puts unlabeled goop on their face that causes them intense pain and still recommends it as a "treatment" for anything deserves everything they get. Jesus gently caress. Pile of Kittens has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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tviolet posted:I think this count: http://www.topicalinfo.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1302&whichpage=1 I also remember seeing the Binky incident on some old Spike TV show and the woman who got mauled was interviewed in her hospital bed. She said something like "The bear looked so innocent. It didn't occur to me that it'd be vicious." You'd think someone who lived in a country full of dangerous animals would have some goddamn common sense around them.
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:Something that kills fungus, plus retarded person who heard that cancer grew in a manner vaguely fungusesqe = cancer cure Well, you see, if a horse is an animal with hooves that runs about on four legs, you will notice that other creatures exhibit the same characteristics. And that is why I will ride a goat this year in the steeplechase.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:Well, you see, if a horse is an animal with hooves that runs about on four legs, you will notice that other creatures exhibit the same characteristics.
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Just use a Kinoki Foot Pad it will draw the cancer out through your feet.
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A belt sander would have had about the same effect as what she got here.
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Kitsch! posted:GISing "black salve" is like witnessing a cavalcade of bad mistakes (and more missing noses). The thing that blows my mind in this blog is that at the end of the post she says she ended up going with surgery. So after a month of using black salve, and doing God knows what to her skin and body, she had a 3! hour surgery that removed the tumor and said the next day she didn't even feel like she had surgery and was off her pain meds because the was very little pain. I just don't understand how someone can have the choice of months of burning your skin and anything nearby or a 3 hour surgery and choose the months of pain and other medical complications.
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What really gets me is that when I googled "black salve" I got: a ton of pictures of people burning off pieces of their faces, one image calling for the decriminalization of black salve in Australia, one band flyer, and three pictures of people smearing this poo poo on their pets! I cannot loving handle that. It's one thing to gently caress yourself up, but to inflict it on something that has no say, let alone understanding. "Join a good online Black Salve support group. Your neighbors aren't going to be much help to you with this so you will probably need to look further afield for answers to your questions." Just gently caress right off. WaywardWoodwose has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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Midjack posted:A belt sander would have had about the same effect as what she got here. So what you're saying here is that this salve will be ideal for getting rid of old unwanted tattoos? I'd like to clear some room for a rage face.
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VanSandman posted:This is not a bilingual website. Maybe go outside once in a while and you might learn to read those super subtle signs like body language and tone of voice, so you can understand the video like the rest of us not-idiots.   
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Three-Phase posted:
gently caress YouTube and their similar videos algorithm.
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Cake maker gets pissed off with annoying customer, sends them this cake... http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11181508
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Evilreaver posted:
this would be a great idea with some structural support. Is that just a continuous ring of grip tape holding them together?
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Evilreaver posted:
... and even though it was clearly the most unstable piece of poo poo ever they decided to ride on it through traffic to get to the skate park, then they went and rode through Times Square on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXrNV6QHUsA
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